Whether it’s Michelle Obama, encouraging children to get exercise and eat vegetables or Melania Trump announcing that she never trafficked children to notorious pedophiles, both First Ladies made controversial announcements involving children.

This is Capitu. She has always wanted to be in a band. Had no idea joining one would be this easy. 13/10 (TT: capitucao)

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

For some reason, someone involved with the Coach & Bro channel edited out Tony Khan saying "Like you, Vince, I'm a christian"

Never thought the day would come when I would agree with Iranian state TV. Iranian state TV claimed Trump had accepted Iran's terms for ending the war, describing it as a "humiliating retreat" by the U.S. president.

trust me when i tell you this one delivers and you need to watch it

Really a lesson in how much of the heavy lifting just standing there and being quiet can do to make you look like you know what's going on. 🤣

Folks, I promise you there’s no point in speculating whether or not Trump is at Walter Reed today and for what reason. It’s a useless exercise. If something happens, we’ll know very quickly and not because of online “detectives” doing aimless speculation.

All day long wearing a hat that wasn’t On my head — Jack Kerouac

Yes, New York Times really printed this headline and meant it seriously NYT literally does not know what the NATO acronym means Welcome to 2026 and idiocracy truly taking over the whole US

But the Dow!!!!!

Ha ha April Fool. You've actually been having a bizarre dream and it is in fact 1996 right now. We are all going to go watch the new Coen Brothers movie 'Fargo' later. I will call you on your phone that is attached to a wall and can't make you insane later.

This is it, my best joke idea ever

🇺🇦❗️Today marks the 12th anniversary of the legendary song “Putin-Khuylo” by Kharkiv fans of the Metalist football club, which they performed at a joint march with the Donetsk Shakhtar ultras.

Son, when I was your age, apples were as big as watermelons, they were green on the outside, and when you cut ‘em open, they were red and juicy inside and tasted like watermelon

lmao

Classic from Mike Peters

Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser

Hvad har partierne egentlig talt om under valgkampen? Mine dygtige kolleger ved @echodtu.bsky.social har lavet en tracker, som kortlægger kandidaternes opslag på sociale medier. Der er ret sjovt at klikke rundt på.

I dag skal repræsentanter for folkestyret til jobsamtale med befolkningen. Støt demokratiet og brug din stemme. 🇩🇰 Godt valg! 🗳️🇩🇰 #valg #fv26 #valgdk

Reminder, there is no energy crisis. The price for electricity etc is completely fine. This is an oil/petrol crisis. Data from Denmark where more than 70% of our electricity is being generated by renewables. /cc @wblau.bsky.social

Perfect

Højlund siger eksplicit, at alt IKKE var “lort og forfærdeligt”, mens han var i United, og alligevel skriver Ekstra Bladet en forsiderubrik, der parret med billedet giver det stik modsatte indtryk. Jeg er med på, at klik er valutaen, men hvor er tabloidjournalistik dog noget skrald. #dkmedier

Danmark registrerer taiwanere som kinesiske statsborgere – men anerkender ikke Kinas krav på Taiwan. Samtidig udstedes rejsedokumenter, der anerkender, at deres pas siger “Taiwan”. Det hænger ikke sammen. I 50 år fungerede det uden problemer. Derfor foreslår Taiwan Corner en lovændring.

Yeah, why can't we eat babies? 🙃

Den danske variant.

watch Markwayne Mullin's facial expression as Rand Paul confronts him for "never having the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified. Today you'll have your chance. Tell it to my face."

All this. Yes.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

If you didn't catch the names in PTA's speech, the 1975 Best Picture nominees are Barry Lyndon, Dog Day Afternoon, Jaws, Nashville, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. There are no skips; there is no wrong place to start. They will make you love American movies anew, and demand the best from them.

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

Päev 1480. Suurem drooni- ja raketirünnak öösel. Kiievis hukkus 2 ja sai vigastada 5, Brovõs hukkus 2 ja sauce vigastada 4, Võshorodis sai vigastada 1, Zaporožijas sai vigastada 4, Sumõs 2. UA pani Krasnodaris paugu Afpiski rafineerimistehasele ja sadamale. Krimm sai diskot. #SlavaUkraini

Video doesn't show Netanyahu with 6 fingers per hand, isn't AI #snopes

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Bluesky hits Capitol Hill (and Jimmy Kimmel)

Trump at wartime

Moebius’ Arzach. Because it’s nothing other than completely & utterly fabulous.

I talk to people outside.

The response is….comprehensive.

One helluva headline.

De er ikke voksne mennesker.

Når man er Nordsjælland-fan, giver det vist sig selv. #fodboldboldtrøjefredag

Too few people are talking about the most interesting revelation in the Epstein files. Epstein admitted to helping Russian Ambassador Churkin understand Trump, and later tried to do the same for Lavrov. Given the dirt Epstein had, it is highly likely Trump is compromised

Prøv mit nye #fv26 valgspil, hvor du skal forudsige hvilke kandidater, der klarer sig bedst: valgspillet.dk (og kom gerne med feedback).