I was very inebriated last night watching my favorite movie with the two people I love the most in this world and I made the best joke I will ever mutter out of my stupid mouth and I am so grateful that there were witnesses to that magic. I'll never beat "Wet Damon" ever in my life ever again.

I don't know what this will look like, but at some point we need to figure out something about all the people who complained about cancel culture a few years ago who have fallen completely silent so we don't fall for this again

we need more deviants and kinky perverts, damnit

Real love is forcing your wife to watch all the Twilight movies with you because you think they are terrible melodrama but oh so fun to watch.

My b-day & Crimbo are coming up soon. Often folks get intimidated because I read so many books and worry that they'll get me something I already read. The best way to combat that fear is to buy bundles from my friends at @portersqbooks.bsky.social Josh & Katherine have the Deep Cut recs I crave. 🥵

pope leo xiv take the estrogen challenge

I'm learning way too much about my coworkers and their medical histories. Maybe a little too much.

Bradley fucking Cooper. 🤬

Trying to dust off the writer's block and make stuff for public consumption again. I wrote a poem for @mjbemis.bsky.social. I hope you enjoy.

📅 Nashville to Palestine: A Humanitarian Fundraiser is happening this Sunday! 🇵🇸 Get your tickets now to help send a shipping container full of aid to Palestinians *and* enjoy: -Live music -Palestinian crafts market -Free dinner courtesy of Jerusalem Reebar -Film: "The Teacher” bit.ly/NASHtoPAL

The divorcée in me buys the houseplants. The divorced woman in me kills them all. buff.ly/UUg8X0n

“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”

it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw

Fucking lol 'Now, I’m thinking about digging deeper into other stuff I performatively do—indie films, activism, and my friendships.'

my sex is female and my gender is dyke

Tried building my girlfriend's bureau, but couldn't find my Phillips head screwdriver for an hour. Now I'm exhausted cause I flipped the house over to find it. I've turned into my dad.

saying "you're so valid" instead of "good girl" during sex

I try to claw beauty out of heartbreak.

I know every corporation has its thorns and there's no ethical consumption under capitalism etc: but just dump Spotify. do it now. Apple Music is great, I've heard Tidal is solid, Deezer, whatever. you can transfer your playlists. it'll be ok. they can rot.

I am doing the best that I can.

Type A Mary

SHE WROTE ABOUT ME!! SHE WROTE ABOUT ME!! NOBODY EVER WRITES ABOUT ME!!!

This day cannot be over fast enough. I hate money and the things I gotta do to get it to live.

they don't make right wing freaks like this anymore, that pie would've put andy ngo into the ICU

BUSTER KEATON

In these horrible times when I feel such despair, I really need to remind myself that life is worth living. I mean, who else is going to marathon vampire movies, eat nachos, and hang out with a beautiful woman? This is how I get home. One pair of plastic fangs at a time.

My girlfriend makes movies. You should give them a watch. This is the first in her Holiday Trilogy, and it's fantastic for fall viewing. 🍂🎃

Got the vaccine upgrades yesterday and I am in rough shape but not as bad as I thought I was going to be. Thankfully, it's Vampire Weekend and all I need to do is watch vampire movies all day and maybe cook dinner later. So, it all evens out.

If you like National Coming Out Day, you'll love National Coming Out Week and National Coming Out Month and National Coming Out Every Time You Meet A New Set of People Or Switch Jobs Or Start Going to a New Dentist Or Some Other Fucking Thing because hahahaha it never fucking ends!

make a lot of friends do drugs fuck a lot tell beautiful women you're in love with that you love them

Fighting for my life in this office chair. Being out driving around with my girlfriend after seeing Imogen Binnie read in Boston was still the best decision I made this week and I will never regret that.

The constant burping, farting, coughing, open mouth chewing, and overall mouth noises that are coming from my coworker literally 3 feet away from me is going to drive me insane. I hate it here.

The Devil and the Ghost, our queer Halloween romcom, is perfect spooky season viewing. It’s streaming for free on Vimeo. vimeo.com/951086486

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dual wielding my gratitude for the ones I love and my fear for the future

Reading Anïas Nin's letters to Henry Miller was not the best idea when I'm sitting at work pining for physical touch. Oops.

@vickyacab.bsky.social and @caw-shinythings.bsky.social are some of my favorite parscocial friendships on these goofy medias. It's worth skipping a couple coffees this week to help out. Match me if you can, goobers.

If you want to be in the boat, you need to help paddle once in a while.

It's official: I cannot drink coffee anymore. My stomach can't handle it. Please send your favorite non-coffee breakfast drinks. Iced preferred.

I root for you, I love you You, you, you, you, you, you, you I root for you, I love you

Yeah, we're all gonna make it. ❤️

🎉🎉🎉 Congratulations to the 2025 Lambda Literary Award Winner for LGBTQ+ Anthology: Swagger: A Celebration of the Butch Experience by Rae Theodore, Nat Burns! @flannelfiles.bsky.social @flashpointpub.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉 #Lammys2025 #LammyAwards

If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn't Dracula.

I'm having more fun on Letterboxd than I originally thought I was going to.

This is her fault, you know.

It's a mess but it's working

It doesn't take much for me to be swayed. If you tell me that you love me with meaningful conviction and a hand firmly on my heart, I will fight God for you for the rest of my life.

Never tell your barber that you enjoy watching horror movies, they will give you so, so many recommendations on pure garbage.

Literally counting down the days until I get my little retreat. November can't get here fast enough. Not that I don't love October, please send me photos of your kids & dogs in Halloween costumes it brings me so much joy. 🥹