Just the current two for me, thanks.

Lesbians are better at loving women than other people are at loving women

I just want to go back to slinging books or driving pizza around. At least my mood was better.

Life today:

You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

I am once again, hosting a roundtable in Manchester, New Hampshire for trans people to talk about trans experiences. If youre nearby and need community we are here for you. www.tinyurl.com/rndtbl

watching butch cassidy and the sundance kid again. they don't make men this hot anymore.

OH. MY GOD. GO BACK TO CHICAGO.

Why is my eye twitching?

grooming spot on, skin clear, fitmaxxing, testosterone pumping. 32oz creatine shake sitting lovely. dripping with chrome and ice. a ladykiller and a scholar. this is what peak male performance looks like

You literally do not have to tell the internet that you went to a protest. Or you do not have to tell the internet WHICH protest you went to.

My wife is making fun of me because I'm so horny for Paul Newman & Robert Redford. I will not be sorry for this. They are both absolutely beautiful and I will always get giddy when I watch The Sting.

Ok, kids. Some common sense advice. First... to quote Judi Bari. "The first lesson in activism is that the person that offers to get the dynamite is always the FBI agent." Second. NEVER put your friends in a position where they have to lie to a grand jury. What that means is...

We don't beat people up anymore, it's all firearms now, we should get back to basics. We used to be a proper country.

I for once would like to not feel like I am going to die every single day. I hate being sick all the time.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

4 months in, I'm still a wives guy in so many more ways than this original skeet.

I wrote about Scott Pilgrim this week www.patreon.com/posts/shelfd...

If a lesbian puts Hozier on a mixtape for you, that means she's ready to run off into the wilderness with you. Trust me, I've seen it.

*** ON BECOMING AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE MONSTER *** A essay / manifesto / novella, told via the films of Andrzej Źuławski. A tale about God, disease, and art. About madness. About being treated like a monster for so long, that eventually, you become one. horse-jeans.ghost.io/on-becoming-...

It was God's will, you know.

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

They throw stones and hide the hands that tossed them.

gm

Fuck around find out.

🤍☀️ Good morning y’all 🌿🍃✨️ Happy hump day

"still punk as fuck" I say to myself while moshing ever so gently at the Turnstile NPR Tiny Concert.

Popped that Klonopin at just the right time.

idk dawg i think we just gotta keep making stranger and more fucked up art

Not Afraid to Fail Fest encourages our community to confront failure and say "so what?" - because the worst thing that could happen is that you just get *better*. Visit go.queerlective.com/notafraid to apply as a performer or buy tickets. Whatever way you show up, we 're facing this together.

Between you and me I have no motivation to help these clients anymore. Get into trouble with the DoL queen. Go for it.

hmm.

it's okay to start wearing a mask again if you stopped. lots of people reporting covid infections right now. wastewater data showing high levels.

If my IBD thinks it's gonna stop me from drinking coffee from dunks then buddy you have no fuckin idea who is in charge here. My chronic illness can take away all my favorite foods but hell is gonna freeze over before I give up my iced coffee with oat milk. Suck it up bitch ass IG tract.

Happy Jack Seward Cuck Day to all who celebrate. 🙂‍↕️🦇🧛🏻

I housed an entire Italian sub and now I am paying the price for the sin of eating my second favorite thing in the world.

Life Pro Tip for all my transes out there: If you're at your local Market Basket and some dip shit asks you point blank "Are you a tr***y?", ask them what they mean. And then keep asking for clarification until they leave It's hilarious.

You should go buy @jasondiamond.bsky.social 's book KAPLAN'S PLOT tomorrow, not only because he's a fantastic writer and my favorite sandwich aficionado, but you get to give $ to support his beautiful bagel baby. Please, I need more Jason Dadcore Era. 🥯👶🏻🙏🏻🥞

I need a new job.

Update: She made me a beef stew and watched a vampire movie with me this weekend. She's my girlfriend and I will love her forever.

I appreciate people trying their best but God forbid I don't wear a bra and I IMMEDIATELY get they/them'd at the movie theater of all places. I'm sorry I have a short haircut and even smaller breasts. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Like please I just wanted my popcorn.

I completely agree, but I also wanna give some noise to this absolute banger of a book cover. 😍

“Still punk af,” I tell myself as I put SPF 50 sunscreen on my head where my Mowhawk used to rise.

Update: We talked about my [redacted] and The Incident. I fucking hate therapy how is this supposed to help at all I am so upset.

First time back in therapy after 3 weeks, we're gonna have a lot to talk about. So much has happened.

If I have to look at another spreadsheet I fear my eyes will fall out of my face.

Oh my God STOP.

True Life: I'm married to a McSweeney's pitchbot.