if you can't handle me in winter you don't deserve me in summer

oh cool so dolls really haven't changed, huh?

just overheard some guy telling a girl how much he likes The Wind Rises, and she asked him if it was sad he was like "nah not really" bro the main character's wife dies of tuberculosis, what the fuck are you talking about?

i can't believe they're closing down Urban Dead after almost 20 years 😕 and just because of some change to UK laws governing online spaces been playing on and off since i was a teenager and i know it's not what it once was but like, still sad to see it go

♀️🎂 today's my 3 year estrogen anniversary 🎂♀️

femdom problems #17 - when your new paddle is too big for your favourite purse 😒

if eyes are the window to the soul, then tears are feelings being defenestrated

this is like peak Bio writing

well merry fucking christmas to me, my new team lead just cut my hours in half so i'm no longer full-time

some days i think i'll never stop grieving him

there are no working clocks in my home, but there are a lot of mirrors. not sure what that says about me

looks like somebody can't read

post a picture you took to add some calm to the timeline

i feel like i need time to pause for like a whole month a month of paid leave would be a close second but even then stuff would still accumulate and people would still want time with me. whereas just like a whole month to play catch up on stuff would be a total gamechanger for me

i want a late night laundromat bar imagine splitting a pitcher of beer while you and a friend spend a few hours doing loads of laundry together. sharing deets of what you each got up to that week while you watch clothes spin round. helping your buddy fold their still-warm-from-the-dryer bedsheets.

ngl, pairing converse and my denim jacket with my fox onesie and then heading out in public kinda has me questioning this whole "not being a furry" thing

It is our duty to outlive them so we can piss on their graves.

gonna go home, collapse into bed, and play one of my favourite games: sleep or weep?

my favorite genre of Film is Kristen Stewart smoking cigarettes. #FilmSky

brainstorming hostile architecture to keep my cats from digging in my plants

Committing to rewilding my gut microbiome (eating ass)

terrible decision smh

I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick

DUNGEONS. They're fine and all, but what if you could fly them around? Please enjoy my first and indeed only D&D hack entitled RULES FOR FLYING DUNGEONS PDFs and text-only versions here: www.patreon.com/posts/rules-...

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

"were they flirting or just being friendly?" honey i am too goddamned hot for them to not be flirting with me

squeezing a stereotypical cishet vanilla romance in between all the queer kinky smut i've been reading, as a palette cleanser lmao 📚

*another* Dark Olympus / Wicked Villains crossover?? wow does Katee Robert ever love having an integrated universe for her books lol 📚

I just heard someone talk about "bringing the flavor out of beef by boiling it." I just want to be super clear in advance: If you boil beef and it is not a step in producing stew or soup, you no longer have beef-cooking privileges in my home.

for me the point of sex is not physical pleasure but mental pleasure, it's about watching my partner's emotions, listening to their sounds, the pleasure of completely ruining them~

Don't forget to tip your waitress;) $MidbossMaybel

spending all my money on tattoos when what i really need is a therapist

a bunch of my co-workers got invited to the same halloween party and i don't really know how to feel about the fact nobody has invited me to anything like that in a long long long time

*flirting* would you like to leave marks on me that'll scare my co-workers

this week like three of my co-workers have asked me if i'm taking my kids out trick or treating this year and, uhm, i absolutely do not have kids 🙃 do i come across as a Mom? are they mixing me up with the other trans woman on my team? what is happening here?

Wax Play Wednesday, is this anything? anyways, collaboration video with @kellycupcakes.bsky.social drops tomorrow on Fansly, don't miss out 🖤

finishing A Court of Mist and Fury purely out of stubbornness

biting my tongue to not be that bitch who complains right after her friends revel in something joyful in their lives

feelin torn. on one hand, i finally have a day in my calendar without plans that i can potentially use to get a couple things done. but on the other hand my buddy is feelin down since he got dumped and i wanna make plans to go hang out with him to try and cheer him up 🤔

me: "i'm feeling really tired and tender and low this morning, i should be careful with my mental health today" also me: *puts on a playlist full of Zach Bryan & Noah Kahan*

i wish there were anti-heeled shoes that would make me shorter instead

HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY???

being fat is cool and hot actually

i’m getting bottom surgery so i can work on my tight five. not sure where i’m gonna come up with two more holes though

i don't miss my balls, but i do sometimes miss shootin ropes across someone's ass

well lesbians, i’m pretty bored this evening and wanna flirt with some friends, how’s everyone else feeling?