I know they are different games and different situations, but the Dylan Harper I’m watching play now just seems exponentially better than the one I saw just last year with Rutgers.

Probably due to having to walk to school, uphill, both ways.

I left the game (i.e., turned it off) with disgust in whatever the hell is going on this month.

Sports are stupid and rooting for things sucks. #Reds

New this fall from Dick Wolf, Law & Order: Digital Forensics Unit

These asshats think “Trading Places” is a horror movie.

The JJ stands for Just Jacks. #Reds

COSTELLO: well then who’s supporting the public health event ABBOTT: yes COSTELLO: I mean the fellow’s name ABBOTT: who COSTELLO: the guy supporting the public health event ABBOTT: who COSTELLO: involving the cruise vessel ABBOTT: who COSTELLO: I wish I was on that fucking cruise vessel

I would love to hear Brantley or anyone talk about why certain pitchers consistently have poor first innings and why someone doesn’t try to fix it. #Reds

I don’t know who is announcing this Cavs / Raptors game, but they sound like they should be doing a regular season D3 college game.

Minnesota advancing in the playoffs will be a nice story. I love Mike Connelly. But if the broadcasts are gonna show A-Rod (the A stands for asshat) celebrating every bucket, that will be a problem. #NBAPlayoffs

Now, every Christmas when I say I’ve never watched Home Alone in its entirety, and people gasp in surprise, I will have a little bit of trivia to follow up with.

this is an elite joke. joke of the year nominee IMO

Meanwhile our mayor is stealing a park from the neighborhood with the lowest life expectancy in the state (60).

presented without comment bc she already got murdered

The JJ stands for “Just Jacks.” #Reds

Seeing the ABC coverage of this rambling. Anyone know what was bleeped? Bleeped everywhere? 🤬

@slangsonsports.bsky.social When was the last time a player homered in their first at bat after hitting a walk-off homer the game before? #Reds #NateLowe

Slamming’ Sal Stewart!!!! #Reds

All the more surprising considering the wounds he suffered at the Battle of Helm’s Deep.

Please tell me he was replaced by a bot.

Perhaps this makes me a grumpy old man, but Fanatics has some hat designs that are relationship-ending ugly. As in, if a friend shows up wearing one, I’m cutting them out of my life.

Finally, some good news.

Favorite scene in All The President’s Men: Woodward & Bernstein attend White House Correspondents Dinner, hobnob with Nixon Administration officials, have such a swell time that they back off Watergate investigation so they don’t lose their access.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Mets giving up a six-run lead just as the Knicks cough up the last possession just as the Jets ruin some poor kid's life by making him a Jet.

Other than awakening fierce, prehistoric beasts that will destroy us all, what’s the harm?

I say make it as miserable as possible for visiting players. Fill their locker room with those spiky boards used to keep pigeons away. Not just the benches. The floors also!

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

Glad to hear a @jluckhaupt.bsky.social reference on the broadcast. We miss you here, Joel!

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

Library workers are a special kind of civil servant. Our mandate is to give you and everyone else free access to some of the best things you can have: learning, self-enrichment, community, contemplation, fun, and simple peace and quiet. the best way to appreciate us is to come use us. 🙂 📚

From Jan. 2025 - March 2026, 100+ pro-censorship bills were introduced in state legislatures. At least 40 bills would penalize libraries and library workers with lawsuits, fines, or even jail time for protecting people’s the right to read. This #RightToReadDay, take action: https://bit.ly/43D9Dtw

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

I know it’s “illegal” and all that, but sometimes the crime is so genius I sorta want to just tip my cap and let them go free. Sorta like in the Ocean’s 11 movies.

I’m most offended by the fact that the CBS logo looks skewed out of proportion. You gotta hold down that shift key as you drag on the corner and resize it you %+}#!*% asshat.

Bitch I will beat your ass

Jesus rapped.

Getting 1-hit against a fairly meh pitcher while giving up 3 unearned runs is not ideal. #Reds

joey votto transferred his talent space jam style into the clock and it chose sal stewart as the new heir ☝️🙂‍↕️🫡

Most home runs in first 36 career games, Reds history: 2018-19 Aristedes Aquino: 15 2025-26 Sal Stewart: 12 2001 Adam Dunn: 11

I always enjoy these behind-the-curtain type of stories.

There’s that 5-dimensional chess thinking that we’ve come to expect from noted expert on everything. #sarcasm

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Disrespecting Kobe by winning the Masters.

Please do *not* send JD in to help with negotiations.

Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.

Breaking - literally.