I just turned 34 last week and this fucking meme makes me laugh every single time

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree? NOEM: A what? CROCKETT: A law degree NOEM: No I do no- CROCKETT: Okay

My friend: they always look so cozy, you've given those boys a good life Me: 🥺🥺🥺

Pokopia logo creator 😊

Catch me using every spoon I have for self control to not go ballistic on people

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

One thing about me is that I am never going to resist hitting people with

Just another reason why I love and admire Kesha. 🫶

the guys #captainharlock

black people deserve so much better, especially disabled black people

In war, civilians suffer, while the rich line their pockets. Oil profits are up. Weapons companies are booming. Meanwhile, schools and hospitals get bombed, and thousands die. War makes billionaires and their corporations even richer. It’s just another business model for them.

timeline cleanse

My 8 year old niece asked her mom to do a tarot read for her and it apparently dragged her, and she said "I don't wanna do this its making me feel bad" 💀💀💀 girl, same, I get it

The sigh i just let out

absolutely no way i wasn’t going to import this from reels

Potential client is pissed and said he didnt want to be transferred to me or Amber because he had apparently tried reaching out multiple times and I flat out told reception he called once and only once on my vacation - my patience is so fucking low

KLOBUCHAR: Alex Pretti's parents said what you said was one of the most hurtful things they could imagine. Do you want to say anything to Alex's parents? NOEM: I did not call him a 'domestic terrorist.' I said it 'appeared to be an incident of' KLOBUCHAR: I think the parents saw it for what it was

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Lupin the IIIrd: Zenigata and the Two Lupins is available to rent or buy digitally in the U․S. on Amazon Prime Video!

Evelyn - "what a heavy load Einstein must have had-" (IFYKYK) Marley - "Uff da!!" Nova - "Fight me, you long ass bitch-"

Evelyn - face down - tshirt, and boxers Marley - side, usually in fetal - big ass shirt Nova - sprawled, on back - often times just a tank and underwear

how did i never see it until now

We’re just innocent men

C h o m p

What working in an office feels like lately (and the past few years, to be completely honest-)

Tubi is operating on a whole other level

Tough to keep it jovial in the current climate but I will continue to post robot bullshit and gaming memes for the sake of my sanity and yours. Up the greens, fuck the fascists, trans rights yeah? We stay strong, we stay together, we stay who the fuck we are 💪

True...

i honestly never thought we'd half-ass a war with iran. it seemed like the end goal of a certain strain of powerful foreign policy interest such that if it ever happened it would be the culmination of decades of careful plotting and maneuvering. but nope, they got there and they're just YOLO'ing it

Dewlap Tuesday! Do the Dew. #bunny #rabbit #dewlap #dewsday

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

#lupiniii #lupinthethird #lupinthe3rd #spongebob

Happy 68th birthday, Kanichi Kurita!! #seiyuu #lupiniii #lupinthethird #anime #voiceacting

Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.

if ao3 is still down tomorrow do we start calling our fic writer friends and asking them to read us a bedtime story or what

Thank you for all of your kind words yesterday/today 💖 You're the best. Just wanted to show you the belated art for Nathan, whose birthday was on Sunday! Want to do something like that for every one of my OCs this year. 🫶🏻 #oc #ocsky #ocart #art #artsky #traditionalart #drawing #artmoots

February Playlist, not too too late

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! 🖤 🫦

JUSTICE FOR MY GUY!!!! YALL FUMBLED THE BEST ONE!!!!

Also why the fuck was Zenigata and the 2 Lupins release so poorly handled

Still cannot believe I saw some of my main emotional support dead guys

also to be clear I don’t think you can stream with a subscription, it’s either buy or rent

This is true! I bought it and can stream it on my TV. Finally get to hear the English dub! 😸

IT’S REAL

While not available in the United Kingdom, it seems Lupin the IIIRD: Zenigata and the Two Lupin's is now available with both English and Japanese language audio in the United States?! LUPIN THE IIIRD: ZENIGATA AND THE TWO LUPINS www.primevideo.com/detail/0JDVG...

Homie what?????