Celeste Roberge’s sculpture “The Weight of Grief” #art

Tesla's Cybertruck is garbage.

NEW: IRGC Commander Major General Ahmad Vahidi and members of his inner circle have likely secured at least temporary control over not only Iran’s military response in this conflict but also Iran’s negotiating position and approach within the past 48 hours. Read more: isw.pub/IranUpdate04...

“To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God.” Paula White, Trump’s Spiritual Advisor

Shoutout to @people.com, which covered horrific abuses at the Everglades camp that the administration refers to as "Alligator Alcatraz," citing several folks (including me) who call it a concentration camp.

We got the video of the parachuter at Virginia Tech. They have rescued him at this point and he’s down off the scoreboard. Working to get more info.

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

In Ireland they don’t care. The priest prays for the Lord to take Trump.

Estella Newcunt Dorman Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, City Births, 1860-1915

This guy is on Fox News a lot. Probably more than any democratic senator.

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then BlueSky was down for the better part of a day.

👀👀👀 “Patel’s drinking has been a recurring source of concern across the government. They said that he is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication….On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated…”

Earlier today I was reminded of one of the most metaphysical government documents that exists.

imagine trying to sustain a serious intellectual culture in the midst of this

What is that boiled condom looking thing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No tax of tits should have always been the law.

I was going to do the best social media post ever in history but the screen took too long and then I forgot it. Another example of Bluesky nerds stifling my creativity.

Top Gun 3 should be nothing but drones.

Escalation without a theory of victory isn't strategy. It's a managed failure playing out in real time.

Bluesky before Claude code/Bluesky after Claude code

Bluesky before Claude code/Bluesky after Claude code

What countries havent we threatened in the past couple of years? Does anyone have a list?

This website has gone to shit - slow, clunky, glitchy and slow again.

Old enough to remember when these same people were screaming about teen pregnancy. They are exhausting.

Girlie Craps www.findagrave.com/memorial/609...

Adorable Waterspout Tornado Tries to Scare Seattleites Filing Taxes Under Fascism: tinyurl.com/2sz2b63v

Seattle Resident Applies Rain-X Directly to Skin to Avoid Needing Umbrella: tinyurl.com/mw32bfmz

This hat style didnt get a fair chance. Make that shit normal.

The neck spasm he does (0:08) is the final edit. When you see that, you know that he wanted to say something other than what he's actually telling you while he's spasming.

For no specific reason, I asked for a list of slang names for cocaine. Would you believe it? Right in the middle was “toot”. Toot got a shout out in the 1986 film “Howard the Duck”, but I’ve never heard it actually called that. Sugar booger, yes. Toot? Not until today.

ICE is arresting delivery drivers at a San Diego military base. According to an attorney interviewed by Kate Morrissey, military police at the gates call ICE on any driver who is not a citizen or green card holder, even if they have permission to be in the country. capitalandmain.com/ice-has-arre...

oh so now we're just making fun of the man for living a totally normal life. you prudes make me sick

A TUGBOAT DIVIDED only $12,000.

NEW FROM ME: Water is wet, and DHS's "deportation fleet" boondoggle expands under Markwayne -They bought two more planes from Avelo, with god-knows-what money. -Noem's fuckjet took *someone* to the Iran talks in Pakistan. And... gillianbrockell.com/water-is-wet...

Good afternoon. I have been watching pretrial hearings in the USS Cole case at Guantanamo Bay in a video feed to a Pentagon viewing room. The judge has been hearing about would-be trial witnesses, specifically people the defense teams want and prosecutors do not. www.nytimes.com/article/uss-...

Last month in The Onion:

Child cries as guardian is taken by ICE goons in Maryland 💔

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

William Bastard Silly England and Wales, Census, 1851

JD Vance should have simply chosen a college more hospitable to conservative thought than the University of Georgia. Like Yale for instance.

This is horrific. A U.S. citizen describes the facility in Arizona that her husband was brought to while he waited to be put on a deportation flight. Dozens of people were crammed into tiny cells, there was a "chain of people vomiting" from filthy toilets, no medical care, and only one meal per day.