i've never seen a baseball player break up a double play by leaping into the air, spinning 180 degrees, and taking the throw to the back of the dome. it was perhaps the most beautiful thing i have ever witnessed

Colts are so astounding even the BBC is reporting on em

"it isn't just X—it's Y" is by far the most annoying ChatGPTism

Glad to hear that Tua is up to the ole turndaballova shenanigans

The entire team might get left on the tarmac.

All it took to finally get a TD was to lean on that ground game, shocker

“a surprising penalty when you’ve played as much football as Wentz”

Reaching levels of over on Carson Wentz previously thought impossible

This is not an nfl quarterback

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

This has to be the least accurate I've seen this guy and all I do is dog this guy for his inaccuracy

What the ever loving fuck was that snap

Watching my boss exclusively use the caps lock button instead of shift

The only thing that anyone ever needs to know about Bill Ackman is that he once joined a group of avid long distance bikers from NYC to Montauk and back without training or preparation, arrogant in his ability to "lead the pack" and ended up screaming in agony

Already in a bad mood because I’m on a new schedule and now I get to stay up to watch the mariners shit the bed because they decided they didn’t need to pitch or hit to win the fucking ALCS

2036 early republican primary polling: Donald Trump powered by Meta AI (Appears in AR glasses overlay and promises to kill your coworkers): 44% Donald Trump hologram powered by ChatGPT (Lets you call him dad, says he's proud of you): 43% Sen. Donald Trump Jr (Running as right-leaning moderate): 13%

I genuinely truly and unironically thought dan and phil dating had already been publicly confirmed

Maybe that Panther’s podcast was the problem

Happy to hear the mariners-pilots agenda has taken another step forward

there were two players that raced to hone plate to grab jp crawford and it was josh naylor and cal raleigh and i think that’s adorable

This is like edging but there’s a risk of passing the worlds largest kidney stone at the end

I’m actually in hell. What the fuck.

guy in a legal advice reddit wants to know how to get out of paying google the money he owes them after vibe coding one of his apps into running 40 times a second for several days straight, but says it's not his fault bc they should have stopped him by making it harder to use

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

Skattebo run like Wildmutt

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

i would bet money the insanely scammy survival food kit commercials that walk viewers step by step through "what is a qr code" and "how do i scan a qr code with my dang phone" are the most profitable commercials in the playoffs

I don’t really believe in luck. Unfortunately however, luck doesn’t really believe in me either

Extend Josh Naylor during the inning break

A Closer Look season one

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

Fun part of playing Millennium Dawn is selling enriched uranium to other countries. Why does Mozambique need reactor fuel? Not my problem, glhf

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

I’m supposed to believe this has been a good year for the mariners and yet we’re not even playing in the wild card???

Jets approach to penalties seems to be that they’re collectibles

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

A tie was basically the optimal outcome there, god bless

Carson Wentz defenders I will not forget

The Carson Wentz experience:

Isaiah Rodgers, the core of this team

I didn’t know our game was gonna be a Greg Olsen one so at least there’s that

Who in gods name is the audience for playing games via reddit? Who was demanding that and why did anyone think it was a necessary addition?

BIGGEST WIN DANCE CIRCLE WITH THORNTON IN THE MIDDLE OF

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

60 home runs for Cal Raleigh. Incredible.

60. My god.

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

Nice

Might as well