What do you train for?

jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man. i think that's beautiful

Juno becomes an AIM-9 🚀

Bitey

Experimental sketch for @/osydan !! 🦖

I really wish I could tell my algo that I enjoy magic but to send a guided missile at anyone posting UB shit. I don't care about your sick spider man and avatar combo, I want to hit you with a brick.

this

Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/

J E S U S C H I R S T

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

I see a lot of people bemoaning western games for being increasingly homogeneous, ugly and unstable, but I think that does a disservice for the many horrible gacha games on display that are basically indistinguishable from each other too.

the festival

This Weeks Onion Magazine:

You’d think he’d be more into seeing a dude gush

People hate morally righteous, stunningly beautiful women who dunk on annoying nerds

Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

go birds!

Ellie isn't convinced.

Buddies~ #starfox #blender3d

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

The second most powerful Magic: The Gathering card of all time just dropped.

mantis dragon wip

This day always makes me think of this Rip to a legend

ratties 💞✨ #art #digital #draw #drawing #украрт #study

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

twitter this last week

Stream sketch for Rilla

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Samantha designs a weapon system. (1/6)

Out of context screenshot from Campfire Cooking in Another World.

I will die on the hill that the final destination movies rule.