If looks could kill… #Caturday

Anyone who knows me knows this is the answer and whatnot.

Splooter alert.

Reasonable people can disagree, and if you disagree that America would be much much much better off if Hillary and Kamala had been elected, it’s reasonable to agree that you’re a misogynist, a racist, a Nazi, or, more likely, a combination of all three.

"Imagine if the racist slave owning south won"

part of the selling point for biden was “you will not have to think about the president every hour of the day” and for all his many flaws that was true and this country said nah we want to go back to thinking about this one guy all the fucking time and I will never get over it

"Just what every city needs. Cats in charge.” #DoctorWho

Look at this absolutely perfect bun loaf. Just look.

America is being run like a casino, by people who were banned from casinos.

"I'd rather have the Senate stay Republican than compromise my values, the most important of which is that I never compromise my values" sounds better if, instead of posting it, you say it as you twirl in front of a mirror, wink, and finger-gun your own reflection. And it saves the rest of us time.

Actually, people writing in Mr. Fuck Off, or voting third party, or not voting at all because of the “principles“ they espouse so freely on the Whole Foods check-out line, has made a significant contribution to how the US got where it is.

Oh gosh, with everything going on in the world, let’s do a little #bloomscrolling to preserve our sanity. Miraculously, although my garden had an early bloom – and then everything withered in the March heat wave – I currently have four rose vines in full bloom. 😊🌹

"Don't use SCOTUS to guilt me into voting for a *shudder* *ick* *gross* DEMOCRATIC WOMAN." - the Bern It All Down left in 2016 and 2024

All I've been thinking since November 2024 is that Black women warned us this would happen.

The Supreme Court majority is almost comically racist. Pretty sure they're gonna legalize lynching and Alito will write an opinion that says "because fuck you, that's why."

For the resistrash cretins who scream "The Democrats should have codified Roe!" every fucking day: Voting rights were codified AS FUCK 60+ years ago, and all it took was a SCOTUS you failed to protect in 2016 and 2024 to undo them. Why the fuck do you think reproductive rights would fare better?

Very Serious Lefitist Thinkers at my office told me to my face that the Supreme Court wasn't reason enough for them to vote for her...

“But she didn’t visit Wisconsin!”

In other words, it's totally fine to make maps that give an advantage to white people, no matter the demographics of a state. That's not racism anymore, says a half-dozen racists.

Call me when the NYT is ready for a "12 Bitches Who Were Right about Everything" piece.

Trump: I’m not a king. Official White House account:

#bunalert!!!! 🐰🐇🐰🐇

Finally some good news

You know, I kind of believe Trump and the GOP when they say they're not fascists. Fascism is a coherent, if abhorrent, political ideology. They're just assholes angry at random shit.

There were 11 assassination attempts against Obama. Here’s why what happened last night shows that our society is falling apart.

The reason everyone moved on quickly after the attempt at an attempted assassination is that no one really gives a shit anymore. About anything, although definitely not Trump. We just moved on after 8 kids were shot to death in Shreveport. We're so numb now that we barely hear the gunfire.

Don’t want to say the White House Correspondents Dinner incident was staged, but it qualified the shooter for SAG health insurance.

Also, live your life so you never have to insist “I’m not a pedophile” on 60 Minutes.

#bunalert 🐇

And what has Edmond been snorting? It's gotta be cocaine, right? #MonteCristoPBS

Oh dang Mercedes recognized the watch!!! #MonteCristoPBS

Edmond almost gave the game away there. #MonteCristoPBS

Edmond right now. #MonteCristoPBS

She just threw Valentine under the bus! #MonteCristoPBS

She wasn't subtle about it. #MonteCristoPBS

Chickens coming home to roost and whatnot. #MonteCristoPBS

“Piano lessons” are the new euphemism for “hookup.” 🤣 #MonteCristoPBS

Edmond is not about to let Danglars railroad him into a dodgy business proposition. #MonteCristoPBS

I hope Eugenie is not collateral damage in Edmond's schemes and whatnot. #MonteCristoPBS

Spada seems quite serious. He's not horsing around. #MonteCristoPBS

"How was my performance?" Well, you vamped a bit, Vampa. But otherwise it was good. #MonteCristoPBS

Oh dang Edmond let that treasure story dangle on front of Danglar. #MonteCristoPBS

Edmond eight now. #MonteCristoPBS