Just utter the magic words "Presto Change-O, Medicare For All!" and you too can be forgiven instantly for rape, assault, war crimes, Nazi sympathizing, and other vile malfeasance. But don't laugh the wrong way or say "the" with emphasis. We have free college on the line!

I read this back in the day, still own it. Should revisit it to see just how prescient it was in general.

IYKYK

Mr. Creosote approved!

We live in the "That Should Have Ended It" golden age. It was to be expected when you had examples before him like "mocking a disabled person should have ended it" or "grab 'em by the p___y should have ended it." There will be more of this as our empire continues to fade.

.300 batting average. Reached base 5 times on 3 hits and 2 BB. 🐐

Crudwell: "We want to pretend we champion everyday Americans with platitudes and populism so we can keep blaming a rigged system when we lose!" Drexine: "Steyer earned our vote by paying for it himself!"

Dodgers in first place, Giants in last. You love to see it. 😏

What say you, @oytotheworld.bsky.social ?

I need to bring this word back.

See also the left-wing talking point: "Israel is causing antisemitism."

The Incoherent Left wants to take us over a cliff chasing these votes. Remember Howard Dean in 2004 and his Confederate flag-in-a-truck lust? One faction of Dems or another have been doing this for the 60+ years since the major civil rights laws were passed.

Good news, @pattymarie.bsky.social !

Since Becerra's surge began over a month ago, Steyer was almost always polling in third, with Becerra and Hilton being the top 2. The results so far support the past 4 or 5 weeks of polls. The Left loves rallies and social media trolling more than voting. I do enjoy the petty gist of this though.

57.5% reporting.

A friend just jokingly predicted that Steyer for President ads will begin in 2 weeks, and that could be nauseatingly true.

L.A. County update. 67.4% reporting. Becerra maintains his lead, and Steyer drops to third like he is statewide. 😏 Safe bet at this point it will likely be Becerra vs Hilton this fall.

L.A. County tally for governor with 53% reporting. Becerra with a solid lead over Steyer.

51.1% reporting.

Karen Bass speaking!

A fuller list of the CA governor results. I hope the Swalwell voters get a permanent rash in all the worst places. 47% in.

L.A. mayor is at 46%. Pratt is a MAGA turd and Raman is a DSA ratfucker. I voted for Bass in 2022 and did so again.

47% counted. Hilton's lead is easily explained by the overcrowded Democratic field. Let's hope the end is near for Steyer and Porter.

Fuuuuck. Still early. Top 2 finish is all that's needed. 37.8%.

35.4% in. Let's go, Becerra!

39.3% in for LA mayor.

30.6% in.

THE POLLS ARE CLOSED IN CALIFORNIA.

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Extremely happy about Deb Haaland. She was a stellar Interior Secretary under Joe Biden. Make history in November, New Mexico!

One hour until the CA polls close.

Sshh...the new Widow's Bay has dropped.

Fuck this shit.

6 hours until the polls close.

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STRONG HIGHER! UNIONS WAGES! VOTE!

Pandemic hostility! I stand by it.

Still waiting for some of you to come around.

I side eye people who follow Rick Wilson -- a Sandy Hook truther! -- or Steve Schmidt, etc. Just have Thanksgiving with our MAGA family and STFU.

It's worse than ever. Anyone who can monetize their inability to cope with our harsh reality. Trashing good Dems, elevating bad actors, creating unrealistic fixes about Trump. The only viable solution was to vote for Hillary and Kamala in greater numbers, and they failed. Blue dot THIS.

All eyes on the Golden State!

My alma mater represent! Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat!

A movie that is about or shot in Kentucky. Harlan County, USA (1976)

TOMORROW Vote California! Vote Becerra!

I saw the troubles of 2016 early. The scope of it turned out to be much worse than I even expected here.