Cheese. Cheese is the answer. 🧀

Stop blaming Democrats. Or keep on blaming so I know who to block. Looking at you Bros and brochettes and watermelon gazateers. You don't want change just the right to whine endlessly.

They're a cancerous blight.

If there is anything I hate about sports, it's the jingoistic trappings. We don't need military jet flyovers, let alone the shitty national anthem and flag wankery.

I feel the best I have in many months. Something to be said for spending 12 hours prepping, smoking, and resting six pounds of pork during a day of gorgeous weather. Oh, and starting in with the bourbon by 8AM. Slept all night in my recliner. 😂

We're caught in an endless hellish loop. Also, I like this Suiter guy. Wish he was on here so I could follow him!

Why we are here:

Don't underestimate the extent to which the Incoherent Left will deny, deflect, and dickify their culpability.

Oh shit. I didn't do a photo capture of my finished pork shoulder. Needless to say, it is incredible. The tenderness, the bark, the smokiness, the sweetness, the heat. 12 hours from waking up until serving. 5 to 5.

An American despot took out an Iranian despot. Could have been done by the Iranians themselves with a proper US president like Hillary, Joe, or Kamala. Stay mad, tankie shitholes.

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Today's silver lining is experiencing solidarity with friends old and new who are of one mind about today's shitshow. We all KNEW why supporting and voting for Hillary, Joe, and Kamala was supremely important. Appreciate each one of you!

Apologies to those who are accustomed to my mellow persona of measured reason and calmness. Fuckshit!

Been drinking bourbon since 7:30 in this AM. That pork shoulder isn't going to smoke itself.

"Forever wars" was a phrase that united the MAGAs and Incoherent Left in their damning of "the establishment." The fact that they both fell for this shit while undermining Hillary, Joe, and Kamala, who did not/would have never brought us one of those wars, says it all. THOSE STUPID FUCKNOZZLES.

We interrupt this Saturday to bring you a pork shoulder, 3 hours in...

Have the day you voted for for.

Relax, everyone. FIFA will award him another peace prize next week and this will all be over.

I really needed these pictures right now. 😭

Remember, it's been a tradition for decades that Republican presidents start wars to ramp up jingoistic fervor and distract you from their domestic failures and crimes. Then they tank the economy. On the upside, we'll have a new Democratic administration to inherit the mess when it's over.

The irony of Iran helping fund the propaganda that led to ignorant and malleable US leftists to sabotage Biden and Harris. Great job, especially you stupid college students. Hope your student loans are reinstated and tripled. Or you can just enlist, because you helped make this happen.

"When Mamdani works with Trump, it's bold bipartisan statesmanship. When corporate neolib Dems rig their oligarch duopoly, we just move the goalposts. Libs pwned!"

Grumble

Hey @corbin-trotter.bsky.social ,this guy I've been arguing with about Israel for the past five days is convinced I'm a bot. Despite being a founding member of the Unusual Last Names Club. 😅

Excuse me while I peek at the timeline we were living in until Marty McFly fucked it up buying that sports almanac in 2015. *After 2 prosperous terms of President Hillary Clinton, President Kamala Harris continues building on her predecessor's economic, diplomatic, health, and environmental gains*

May the fleas of 10,000 yaks descend upon Maureen Dowd and never leave her.

Airplane! (1980)

It's 10:30 in the AM.

Too many delusional dipwads on here. People thinking their wishes will be facts.

Thank you for entertaining me during my insomnia. See you in a few!

All those stoner Berners won't like him coming after Doritos ads. 😂

For someone who has hated CNN for 40+ years, and stopped watching them 20 years ago, the news means nothing to me. I remember how they sold the first Iraq War in '91, with its own logo and theme music, like it was a movie. Whether you think that war was justified or not, selling is not their job.

People vetting me after I follow them: "Oh, I know who you are. Pretending I don't is the perfect cover for ignoring your follow." Fair.

Not only am I devoid of patience with impeachment talk (for him, anyone in his regime, or the SCOTUS), I will be even more if Dems win back the House. Resistrash will be enormously more insufferable. It's nothing but masturbatory theater without 67 Senate votes, and those are literally impossible.

Challenge accepted.

10 days until the clocks move forward.

All those things we warned you about ten years ago are happening – and have been happening – as you read this.

The Incoherent Left can forever fuck off into a distant sun.

Available for daily use.

Zero patience with resistrash who keep peddling these pickpocketing hustlers. This Suiter guy is on to something. I would follow him if he were on here.

Don't threaten us with a good time!

Early Tuesday morning! www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/u...

JFC! It's only the 25th of February. How many more weeks of this month do we have?

I am right and it's okay if you don't want to admit it because I am an insufferable shit about these things.

Muting all hatewatchers with their play-by-play. Had to do this the first term, doing it again. Life is too short to squander it like that. There is not a goddamned thing he will say that is not entirely predictable and on brand. He sells shit, his death cult devours it.

Muting all hatewatchers with their play-by-play. Had to do this the first term, doing it again. Life is too short to squander it like that. There is not a goddamned thing he will say that is not entirely predictable and on brand. He sells shit, his death cult devours it.

That slur is on the tip of many, many white tongues, with only the most fragile inhibition holding it back.

Succinct and accurate summation.

@anitam86.bsky.social It's the last Tuesday of February! (it's me with a new handle -- hint below)