Ok I just tested AI's familiarity with Yiddish by ignoring its advice and telling it I just wanted to kvetch about how angry I am and it's like "Kvetch away. Go completely off. You have every single right to be absolutely furious right now, and this is a completely safe space to let it out." 💀

This feels like a less artful Lou Reed song

I'm not saying AI could replace therapists, but talking to it in between sessions is honestly kinda helpful. You can literally just vent to it as much as you want, it doesn't get tired, you don't worry about offending it. And if you want to just gush about Fiona Apple, you can lol

Joke's on everyone who doesn't already have food/contamination OCD. I've already been afraid of fresh produce for a while!

Finally found the mojito La Croix and idk how I feel about this

I really want Trump's second term to, for all eternity, be associated with explosive diarrhea

Making pesto tonight. I usually make kale pesto, but I'm trying it with collards (cooked first to avoid explosive diarrhea) this time and idk if it's gonna be a disaster

Log in here, see people talking about a senator doing something really well, know it's gonna be about Ossoff

Lololol I was asking Google AI about stress, running, and effects on the gut and it gave me this suggestion and I was like wtf is that and it's like "whoops typo."

My therapist and I regularly kvetch to reach other about how annoying the internet is with how it talks about mental health. Like there's been some good with destigmatizing but it's also ruined a lot of the language we need. Like "trigger" and "gaslighting" are so overused they feel like jokes now.

Lol first this triggered me one way and then I read it and got annoyed at the internet telling ppl if they're too lazy to cut a watermelon they must have ADHD lol

We're still in the "trying not to fuck up my nail polish" phase where I can't play Fiona Apple on the piano with my full heart and soul

Me at the ENT

Just girly things: 1. Coral-pink nails, floral print watch, floral print sleep dress 2. Morning rainbow I Lisa Franked up in post-edits 3. Hot pink shoes, pink sunset socks, pink yoga mat, tie dye wall hanging 4. Shirt that's not mine but should be

Painting my nails and immediately remembering why I never bother

This looks like AI?

Bluesky not letting you scroll down while you're typing something so you can actually see what you're typing has been a somewhat consistent problem for me when writing threads or alt text

Do y'all think the basil I grew in my own garden is safe from this cyclospora bullshit? Like idk, what if a bird was somewhere with cyclospora and then pooped in my garden? I'm just like not gonna eat raw vegetables for a while ig but my basil is ready to be pesto

I always think it's cute when I sit down to play the piano & Rosie comes & curls up right next to me. Today I'd been playing some Fiona & Rosie comes in right at the part that's like "just as sincere as a dog does when it's the food on your lips with which it's in love" & I was like lol 😆

Monday is always a Monday. 5am I'm greeted by a bigass cockroach scurrying across my bathroom floor. Then after I'm done running & lifting & ready to do some stretching/relaxation, I discover Rosie has rolled in the stinkiest thing known to man and I CANNOT FIND IT.

I pretty much think Maine has said enough and can fuck off into the sun

whole lot of people aggressively and intentionally missing the fucking point, love talking politics on this website with people who have never even organized a bake sale

your psych diagnosis in bio does not require me to excuse your shitty behavior

If I used the same conspiracy tactics as leftists I'd say the Palestinians killed him

I'm trying to make Syracuse salt potatoes and this dumb recipe told me to simmer them for 15 minutes. I almost never boil potatoes so I didn't know, but now it seems obvious af that that is nowhere near long enough to soften whole potatoes

1. This is your typical “nice Biden” post that actually doesn’t have anything nice to say. 2. Katie Miller really wants attention. 3. She’s really desperate to make Biden the story somehow.

Not me on Amazon looking at sippy cups for adults, which includes medical cups for people with mobility or neurological issues, bc I am a supreme klutz who spills every cup of everything I ever have

Dude on foot came to my door midday trying to sell ATT and I said no thanks but then he asked if I had a bottle of water & I'm like "I don't have it in bottles but do you like La Croix?" & gave him a cold one & he was so grateful like "I'm rethinking my life choices rn" bc it's Florida in July lol

It’s possible there’s nothing more beautiful than a dog who keeps glancing back on a walk to make sure you’re still there.

The left has spent so much time and energy screeching about Israel that they keep missing actual Nazis right under their noses

Wait, I just ate a red skin, white flesh dragonfruit that was tasty? Are my taste buds being extra sensitive today or do you just occasionally get one with actual flavor?

Made some chocolate salty balls 😂

So you're saying you DO recognize red flags?

I actually caved and had a conversation with Google AI about why a scheduled medical appointment was triggering me today and I feel like it was actually helpful. I wouldn't advise it in lieu of therapy, but if in between therapy sessions you're having trouble sorting your thoughts, it can help

I don’t know if there are any heroes arriving in politics anytime soon, but if they do, they’re not going to be someone consultants have selected to fit the central-casting image they have in their head. It’ll some nerd who did the work. Maybe a woman, even!

I wonder if a mini 7lb weighted blanket would be enough to calm my ass down at a doctor's appointment? Do any of y'all get severe medical anxiety or have medical trauma? How have you dealt with appointments that give you quasi panic attacks even when they're just routine nothingburgers?

I really hate what the internet has done to words like "triggering" or "gaslighting" bc these are very crucial words for when we're talking about trauma but now I feel ashamed and gross to ever use them bc they're just a joke now

If this was truly intentional (apparently the red carpet is the red triangle) then I guess Cate Blanchett is no longer on my list of people I'll watch anything they're in

What's your favorite shit that Gillian Anderson is in? She's my emotional support human rn (along with David Sedaris & Fiona Apple) but I can't watch the Abandons, too many animal deaths. And idk if I wanna rewatch X-Files rn or not. But she's been in tons of other shit!

Rewatching Sex Education (comfort show) & the anti-abortion activists reminded me of Palinazis. The obsession with baby killing accusations. Like sure, if you can get ppl to believe your opponent is literally killing babies you'd have a good argument but that's not exactly what's happening now is it

Jesus fuck I had an Israeli salad variant for dinner (again) and idk where the onion went but I can't stop smelling it even tho I've changed clothes, washed my hands and face, and brushed my teeth AND used mouthwash. WHERE IS THE ONION 🤔

What if the only ones of those I have are ppl I pay (aka my therapists)

What's your favorite David Sedaris book? I recently read his latest and decided to reread When You Are Engulfed in Flames bc I think this one had a story that made me literally laugh out loud and that's what I super need rn

Lol just discovered this woman who covers all kinds of songs as Björk and her Björk impression is spot on, I'm dead. I hate on the Internet a lot, but some ppl out there are just sharing their talents and churning out silliness at rates never before seen and I am here for THAT part of the Internet

White people simply must be stopped

“Large forces working against you” Just say Jews already you fucking antisemitic wehraboo pussy.

Bloop.

I just cannot get that Beyoncé & Miley duet out of my head. You know, ppl like to hate on Miley but I've always liked her and I think her voice has ended up being really cool and unique and I love the way she and Beyoncé sound together

Ugh fuck July