useful reminder from Private Eye

Today is the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams!

Hungary like the Golf

Strong 1996 vibes. Without the whole ‘being 19 years old’ vibe

Christ Macca

First tackle Liverpool have put in for at least 120 minutes of football and this Merf gives a yellow

Just pre-ordered The Umbrella Man - the new one from @4hundredblows.bsky.social - can’t wait

@andydawson.bsky.social of you’re struggling to fill your tome over the bank holiday weekend, may i refommend this youtu.be/PfU6XX5XU4M

So it turns out the real scandal of the Gorton and Denton by-election was the willingness of media organisations to collude in Nigel Farage's attempt to undermine the result of a free and fair election www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/how-the-bb...

"There's something coming out of my penis, but that's normal." I wrote about the 'Neighbors' finale, a perfect portrait of the fracturing American psyche: www.gq.com/story/the-ne...

Greater Manchester Police has found "no evidence of any intent to influence or refrain any person from voting" in the Gorton and Denton by-election, after Reform made a complaint over alleged "family voting" The investigation looked at potential offences under the Representation of the People Act

And the weird George one! I love that.

There once was a strait called Hormuz That never did get in the news Till it found itself mined It was doing just fine But now it seems all of us lose #newslimericks

A man in his ultimate season Perpetuates wars with no reason If you make him explain You’ll sizzle your brain And might find yourself up for treason #newslimericks

The ex-MP for Hartlepool Is said to have thought Guacamole Would go with fish and chips Truth don’t cross his lips He’s best mates with Epstein, Not cool

"Trafalgar Square is for all of us", vomits the repellent Nick Timothy, implying special treatment for Muslims. The facts:

youtube.com/watch?v=7EWo... Best thin white duke

It’s too late. The Euurroppeaan Canon is [indeed] here

Say what you like about Trump, he’s never felt the need to manufacture consent.

Say what you like about Trump, he’s never felt the need to manufacture consent.

Where are the working class ideologues, the equivalents of Muhamad Ali and George Harrison?

It’s almost like the UK’s right-wing press doesn’t actually reflect public opinion but instead the fevered imaginations of a very small group of sociopaths.

Simon Tisdall, the independent-minded journalist who was pivotal in ensuring the Guardian opposed the Iraq war of 2003, is sounding a loud alarm today… … en route to this arresting conclusion www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Not a single US newspaper will publish this photo. No news channel will broadcast it. The graves are being prepared for more than 80 young children killed in the US/Israeli strike on the school in Minab, Iran on Saturday. (📸 Middle East Observer)

Rosenior is so un-Chelsea

This is the point.

Of course this is awesome Im getting a mustard yellow tee

Hurrrr, the Epstein witch hunt needs to stop! You know this guy is still president, right? And was also president when he "killed himself?" www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...

A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault. LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ “hat” had case dropped; judge said govt acted in “bad faith” In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted DOJ keeps lying and losing:

In the country from which we demanded liberty, declaring a republic by the people and beholden to no rule by divine right, they can arrest a prince. In this so-called republic, now 250 years old and imploding, the president has been declared immune from prosecution. The American Revolution failed.

Your poems are shit, and so are your stunts. You shout at hotels, you wife-beating cunts.

It’s absolutely right that Labour and its leadership are held to account for Mandelson’s links to Epstein, but dodged anyone doubt that Reform would appoint Andrew Tate to a similar position if the thought there was a vote in it?

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social a propos of nothing other than posting about something other than the collapse of civilisation, you were an answer that’s fell my way in the Quiz League of London this evening. 2 points to me.

'Stewart Lee: Entertainers can’t save truth. Or Greenland. But at least we can boycott the ‘Trump Kennedy Center. Since the Washington venue was renamed, many veteran musicians have cancelled their gigs, and now Bruce Springsteen has dropped a new protest song. They’ve seen this America before.'

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

@robinince.bsky.social well, having a couple of glasses of wine and watching The Meaning of Life with your kids is the way forward

Hang on, Farage believed that the ice caps are melting now?

Just to point this out: Trump had signed off on the Chagos deal. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Farage really always has been Haw Haw incarnate. Ceding sovereignty to the US on all matters.

How it started ... How it's going

@robinince.bsky.social as requested. And thank you!

Tapper to Noem: "I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers on J6. Trump pardoned them all. You said Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. That's just not true. There's a different standard for LEOs being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters."

You have to understand that they do not and will not ever play ‘fair’. They will distort reality in whatever way suits them. Their side are martyrs and anyone else killed by their thugs is just collateral.

This irrefutable evidence didn't come from professional journalists, but from citizens who showed up & recorded what our government would prefer remain unseen. From Gaza to Minneapolis, this is why video documentation is treated as a threat: it makes their lies and cover-ups far harder to sustain.

Amid everything with Venezuela & Maduro and the Trump Regime's various justifications for its extrajudicial & anti-constitutional actions, a quick reminder that - just one month ago - Trump PARDONED former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández for his... wait for it... cocaine trafficking.

Anthology lacks mostly in Magic Alex

@unseriousdarts.bsky.social Comito looks like he should be on a no-show Job at the Newark waterfront

Ah man, Robin Smith. Great, great man. Horrible news. A genuine childhood hero.