Chocolate chip with not a lot of chips.

Hey….hey….how y’all doin?

I haven’t forgotten about this app, just been neglecting it 🫠

I cannot wait to get back to my trainer.

The joy on children’s faces when they see snow

“In what Blanche, dog years?”

No need to apologize cuz I ain’t see that shit!

My life is going to drastically change for the better this year. I feel it SO heavily. Something is in my spirit. God has something planned.

Yes and I drool if the sleep is really hittin

I got regular drunk last night and got to sweating! Thank God I’m a bald head small head!

I think they’re already won without having to do any of the dirty work. Their portfolios are about to boom and they’re just twiddling thumbs and looking inept.

Let’s go Dawgs!!

Seeing the same convo on here that I closed the other app to avoid is pissing me right tf off.

A Miranda in the streets. A Samantha in the sheets. A Carrie at the mall. A Charlotte at the ball.

I honestly want the list published

Flags should be at half mast during the inauguration because of President Carter’s death. We’ll see if the Florida orange allows that or not.

I wanna wear a sparkly balaclava for nye but I can’t find one!

My sister has a type but it’s not physical. Happy for ha!

I’ve seen y’all dicks and they aren’t worth all the hubbub I’m seeing.

Getting a haircut makes me feel like a bad bitch every time!

Po folks! We back up!

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

It’s SO good

The world’s greatest stretch might be the most accurately named move.

Slime Season 2 is on Spotify.

Now why am I tearing up at the second one?

I’m going to what’s slick turned into a couples nye kickback and I’m tryna stay positive about it. This was certainly not how I intended to ring in 2025 though.

born in the 1900’s—— i-…

I’ve now broken/lost 2 pair of AirPod pros. So I’ll be going to a tj maxx to get some headphones since I’m childish lol.

I don’t wanna go into bad terms with anyone either that’s why I’m hoping they just die in the next 48 hrs 🫶🏾

On top of everything else, now I gotta put up with four more years of y’all shouting about leopards eating faces and cruelty being the point and “let that sink in” over and over and over. 😩🤣😩🤣 SHADDUPP!! We need a more innovative discourse of shared panic! COME UP WITH NEW ANXIETY SLOGANS.

‼️PSA‼️ If someone ruins special moments, starts arguments on special days, seem to be annoyed when you’re happy, or tries to one-up your achievements, they secretly hate you or are jealous and trying to compete with you. Get that person tf out of your life, even if they are family!

The best thing I did for myself was unsubscribe from the idea that my whole house needs to be clear for New Year’s Day. That’s not even the superstition! It’s not to clean ON New Year’s Day otherwise that’s what you’ll spend your whole year doing.

Black people, who made up 12% of the total U.S. population and 21% of the U.S. population living in poverty, represented 32% of all people experiencing homelessness, the data showed. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

There is not one embarrassing fact that you can drop that will get a woman off a nigga she wants to be on. I’m sorry to inform you.

After putting up and taking down Christmas decor (mostly) alone, I can confidently say I’ll never do that again.

Agatha All Along episode 7 “Death’s Hand in Mine”

Christmas club, birthday trip for myself, birthday celebrations for everyone else.

Just watched a TikTok of a mom who was upset her kids opened their gifts before she and her husband were awake. The way I’d donate everything they opened so fast! Don’t piss me off

More proof that a lot of female beauty standards derive from male homoeroticism.

Correct!

Somebody show this to Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Grassley

Reminder: with the new gym-goers beginning to fill in space, there are always variations you can do for every exercise. Being upset that a bench or a rack are taken just means you’ve failed to prepare, don’t go getting upset at them.

The very last thing I want is a man plying hard to get. Keep it!

My cousin brought a gag gift to the white elephant gift exchange yesterday and it nearly tore our family apart lmao

My best social media moment of 2024 was a DM exchange with Aldis Hodge.

Tyler really shocked me cuz I’d very purposely ignored him until now

Merry Christmas gang!