Fuck you @disney @abc @hulu

Fuck Disney.

sharing this meme for no particular reason

Dead, dead, dead. Muffin?

What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Shooting at kids. In church. This world is 100% fucked 💔

I have zero idea what is happening in the photo. And I do not care. Found online.

Tell me you’re visiting a MAGA city without telling saying a word.

I have much better things to do than watch a bunch of guys kick a ball and fall…down…um…

A wise woman once said: “If you have a stallion eatin’ oats outta your hand, best close the gate before you give him the sugar.”

I find CrossFit guys so annoyi….

Me when I’m trying to do math in my head.

I don’t following cycling, but. (And also, the butt)

Happy 4th of July.

I snorted.

My personal ad writes itself…

I’m sorry, what?

Stumbled upon online. But oh so fitting.

Best movie in all of creation.

Me every morning when the alarm goes off.

Liar liar…

When you step on a Lego in the middle of the night.

Bro, same.

Girl, same.

Lord yes.

“But Daddy I Love Him In My Ass”

I have to subscribe to read more about the helicopter crash in NY? Fuck you @cnn.com

Pretty much sums it up.

Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

Bro, I’d be doing the same thing.

Great. Now the cats are in on it too!

It’s one of those “my phone didn’t charge overnight” days. 🙄

Aw damn. Cardinal Frank de Bricassart 😥

US weekly has really embraced…romance?

I’d like a word with the person that named this app…

Beautiful rooftop SF sunset

Kinda scary that for a moment I thought this was real.

Am I the only person to see Man ANUS.?

Who’s bright idea was it to push the clocks ahead on a Sunday morning? Why not push them ahead during a Tuesday afternoon Zoom call. 😤

Hey, so a few posts are going around saying things like "sign up for this protest" . Literally never sign up for a protest, do not give your name, your age, your email, or any other information. Especially in this day and age where the government is being run by literal nazis

I firmly believe that at any time, somewhere in the world, “Already Gone” by Kelly Clarkson is playing.

Me IRL.

Hooters going tits up? The irony is not lost on me.

How it started and how it ended.

Please find this man. And inform him I’m double jointed. 😈

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I’ve always found this true.

I tell ya, if you’re still using Meta or Twitter/X, you need to take a good, long look in the mirror.

Let me get this gay: Carrie Underwood, who’s famous song is “Before He Cheats,” is performing at the inauguration.