Wood morning.

Circa 2016.

She’s so versatile.

Qtp with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🍿

Game of Thrones. I will always hate the creators for doing that hack, rushed job to the last season. Unforgivable.

More humpback whales. This was a pod of about five of them.

A little spritzer never hurt anyone. Cheers!

My vest and a pinkish whale fin. They’re normally white, they get pink when they’re excited.

These are some stills I took. It was a glorious day for whale watching.

Saw some marine mammals yesterday 🪄🧜🏼‍♂️. It was kinda magical. It was an adolescent whale playing with two dolphins.

I put on a seasickness patch tonight for the first time ever. I’m going whale watching tomorrow, hi @crotchetycarl.bsky.social. It’s basically a test run for when we go to Antarctica. I’ve heard the Drake Passage can be rough. I wanna see how my body behaves while wearing the patch.

Oooh she’s so different, so edgy, so unique…

When someone asks me to smile.

Not what I had in mind when I said wiener load.

Uhmm, I’mma need a paternity test on this one.

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Great sunset yesterday ✌🏼.

Getting rid of old receipts and found these from our visit to Glasgow last summer. Parking it’s outrageously expensive in the city center 💶€! We even had a discount through our Airbnb but still it was about €30/day. Regular was about €60/day or so.

I love hearing my husband scream, so I always flush the toilet when he’s showering.

Tubi chose violence today and decided to call me a fat 🚬got. (Notice the weight watchers banner on the lower part of the screen) Motherfuckers.

This strong “moka” will help. It’s intensely delicious.

Met this cutie, Dina. She’s being a very good girl.

Have you ever seen a light bulb like this?!

TL cleanser, true happiness.

Brother from another mother.

Post something beautiful to combat the awful.

It’s hard to believe that a picture starring Sylvester Stallone won a best picture Oscar at some point in time.

Look at the size of this fucking horse pill! I don’t have small hands, btw. I have to break it in two to swallow it.

So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

How’s everyone’s resolutions going?

(In Batman’s voice) This country needs a new hero. (In regular smart ass cat voice) Just kidding.

I love Kylo ❤️

I’m feeling better symptoms wise, but I’m at that stage where I’m afraid to anything so I’m having to force myself to do so. Otherwise I get weak and dehydrated with a bad headache and body aches.

All I wanna say is, that I am partial to wieners…

My nephew, Reacher. #mcm

Aviation, anyone?

This was a good. I love a strong capp. In most places it tends to be either weak or too milky.

Some of my sunrises and sunsets from 2025. Just glorious.

Another beautiful sunrise. Happy #fcf!

My friends: we re leaving, let’s go. Me: I’ll just finish my drink and meet you at the house. My friends finding me in the morning:

Our beloved Chiqui looked so good in this pic, she was so soft and sweet ❤️.

New Year New M… …ashed potatoes…

While I love the idea of a Great Dane, I don’t like the idea of having to pick up their giant poops, trying to give them a bath, or having to buy industrial amounts of dog food 😳.

So many hairy bellies so little time.

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Me arriving at the gym New Year’s Day morning.

I haven’t seen any of the last season of stranger things, can I just skip to the last episode and won’t miss anything?

I love this so much. Even more so because it’s a woman of color doing it. Vive la resistance!

When you decide not be short anymore for 2026.

Really good tequila, smooth.