Thanks, Vancouver! Love ya, but I prefer you in the summer!

Yesterday was a glorious day in #Whistler. I got to ride the peak-to-peak gondola, which has spectacular views of both mountains, blackcomb and Whistler. #Canada

Cock cock cock cock ass ass ass ass ass cock cock ass ass cock cock, DAMN! What the fuck happened to the moderation?! I shouldn’t have opened bsky at the very public, very crowded coffee shop!

Walking around the village last night. #Whistler #Canada #skiing

Something about dick print in ski tights 🤤, it gets me going. Hard. I had to give it to the hubs in front of the fireplace yesterday after skiing.

I love holes.

You in another decade.

See a ring, post a ring #FCF

A little après ski, anyone?

Not the best conditions but I did some skiing. You know where I went, right? 🐷🐽🐷🐽

Gorgeous Murrin provincial park.

Say, you come here often?

A good day for #skiing. #Whistler #Canada

Repost with your dick root.

Special Envoy to the Land of Irrelevant Tw*ts.

How I feel when someone blocks me.

Gird your loins, Canada, here I come!

A little #mcm for those into it.

Watched The Secret Agent last night. It’s such a good film, definitely one of the top ten of last year. Wagner Moura is really great in it, but there are a ton of other stand out performances. The rest of the cast is very good too, with some scene stealers.

Who doesn’t like a good (Tajín) rim job? Cheers, mis amigos guapos.

Good morning and happy Monday!

An aviation cocktail for the nerve(s)… …cheers!!

Die already, motherfucker.

I’m closer to happy hour than nap time, so I guess I’ll shower to get ready for a stiff one.

Happy #fcf. Another #commando day.

Leg rolls?

Lots of #Pokémon, but not enough cock on my TL. Someone fix that, por favor.

I so wanna shoot a load right now. I’m saving it for tonight when the husband unit gets back though. 👉🏼👌🏼💦💦💦💦💦💦

As of I couldn’t like him anymore. Zohran habla español! 💗💕💗

These marketers really go after the gay dollar. I present to you a Frida Kahlo wipes dispenser.

He loves me, he really loves me…

A little commando action on this #thirstday

This is what I was talking about. I hope they find them and kick them out. #PV #PuertoVallarta #PVR

People who tease by constantly talking about having an alt, but never share it. (Click) *muted

*knocks on door Excuse me, can I borrow two cups of ass? #hhd #humpday

I’ve discovered repositioning cruise voyages, and now I’m obsessed. So many possibilities!

Me, traveling.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll always be stationery...

Good morning and happy #humpday #hhd

@finnhoya.bsky.social Here it is. I loved the mustard color. The contrast with the black and white pattern, and I loved that every sheep’s wool has a different pattern 💗.

❤️

While all the shit was going down yesterday, I checked Uber Eats last night just for kicks. ALL the restaurants were closed. All of them.

I just saw some vids of foreigners looting some stores here in #PV. WTF is wrong with these motherfuckers?! It makes me so mad. They’re making the situation worse and contributing to crime. They should be kicked out of the country. #PuertoVallarta

Let’s start a thread this #mcm. Quote-skeet this with your juiciest, veiniest, plumpiest, dick root pic you got in the archives.

Sounds like my Saturday night.

The majority of small restaurants/coffee shops/small bodegas are still closed today. Two of the big grocery stores are open but they have huge lines to get in. Many of the Oxxo(7/11 like) stores were burnt yesterday. I scored some greens/fruits at a small local produce shop near the house 🙌🏼.

Let’s start a thread this #mcm. Quote-skeet this with your juiciest, veiniest, plumpiest, dick root pic you got in the archives.

I’m bored and high on caffeine, should I start a dick root thread on this day of the lord #mcm?

Happy #mcm to those who celebrate.