Waiting for something good to happen.

We were about to take off, but just went back to the gate in Vallarta. We might miss our connecting flight in the us 🤔. “Valve failure” in the right engine. Not deplaning yet. On standby mode. Le sigh.

It’s 5 o’cock somewhere, right?

Let the adventures commence.

King of his realm lording from his balcony. Then a nap.

The lady who pumped our gas had a few four-legged assistants. They weren’t very helpful… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The shoes, socks, and pants are begging for mercy. Sooner rather than later, these vessels are gonna finally explode.

Who I’m rooting for… #worldcup

Electric atmosphere. Estadio Azteca. 🎊🎉🎊🎉

Sweatpants is all that fits me right now…

The sun is trying to come out! 🙌🏼

A little avocado toast action.

Rain and all, we went for a long walk and found a new restaurant, loved it! Truly local and delicious. We’ll be going back.

The forecast for the next three days. You cannot even see the mountains.

I’m all in for Nigeria. Meet their daddy, I mean coach, Eric Chelle.

Yo momma is so fat, Thanos had to snap his fingers twice…

I like big nuts and I cannot lie.

This is my vewy vewy tiny bowl from Whistler, and my even tinier spoon from Keswick, England. They help me to not overeat nuts. 🐿️🥜🥜🥜🥜🐿️

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like to date/be married to you?

Huge mango with Tajín. That’s a dinner plate.

Don’t you have some ivermectin to go take?…

When you watch these clowns playing, you realize why tennis needs Alcaraz. #pathetic #RolandGarros

Naranja con Tajín.

Happy Sunday, bebés!

Cheers! Doing our best to support local businesses. Supreme peach Bellinis. #Pride

Happy Tuesday!

Happy #Pride, gays, theys, and everybody in between!

Loving all the gay baby pics.

Happy #Pride!

That’s me! 🔊💥

Sure, why not?

I had big visitors today during my workout.

Feliz cumpleaños, @jaimev2.bsky.social !! Sending you the best wishes for this new year of your life.

I think they shrinkflated the crackers, and I don’t mean @crotchetycarl.bsky.social. He’s still as big as a house.

www.kut.org/austin/2026-... I was going to go see her in 3 weeks or so 😢😢😢.

I’ve come to the conclusion that many men are just oversized children.

Don’t kiss me unless you want me to get hard instantaneously…

Another beautiful tree. The vines are so unique too.

Mangos grow wild here in our gated community. Free for anyone to take, you just gotta be quicker than the multitude of birds that live around here.

I love this tree’s bark. It’s cool and colorful. It peels off like rice paper.

Cute little bug.

I feel this in my heart.

Tell your hole I said hi.

Not an exaggeration, but I felt like I was suffocating at pickleball this morning at 8 am. I was sweating profusely but yet I couldn’t cool down, there was no breeze at all & the humidity was high af. It got better later with a slight breeze, but damn. It’s too early for heat indexes in the 100’s.

When he says, “go easy, I’ve never done this before…” #humpday #hhd

This is love ❤️.

Cheers, queers!

That’s what I call a big one.

This is a cat checkpoint: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

I’m drowning in logistics for Summer and Fall, it’s too many details to work out!