I’m so pretty oh so pretty and witty and…

Summer is quickly approaching, where you at?

Happy Friday!

Many know what the first video played on MTV was, but do you know the second one? Here’s the first full hour ever broadcast on mtv, including the commercials! archive.org/details/mtv-...

I did a gym, please clap. Not a bad view, btw. The Virgins are in town too!

There’s never anything to eat in this house, so I’m taking a nap…

I like your vibe…

When you try to fit into last year’s swimsuit. ¯

If you see this, post a bird. From Iguazu Falls in February.

Do you remember how much hornier you got after you saw your hard on’s reflection on a mirror for the first time? How funny, me neither…

Carnitas, but make them healthy.

I can do an arugula with spinach salad, but not a kale with arugula salad. Those two bitches together are bitter af, sort of like @crotchetycarl.bsky.social and @lolafaglana.bsky.social in the same room. Just sayin’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Today has felt like a Friday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Damn, there are more fat cocks on my TL today than on a #fcf! Happy #mcm.

Happy #mcm

Has anybody ever done an architectural tour of Berlin? There are some impressive buildings there, and I was wondering if anybody had a guide or a list of their top favorites.

Happy as a donkey on a hammock.

It’s only doing it to get through college.

Having a little latte in my favorite cup that I got from Wales.

We did an estimate of how much we spent on the doggies over the last 12 years of their lives. It came to about $50,000 US, possibly more. We were astounded.

This flower is so petty, very delicate and fragile. They move beautifully in the wind.

Huevos Santos Concha Rellena Sandwich

We are here for the brunch.

The Atlantis gay cruise stopped by to say hi two days ago.

Watched Project Hail Mary last night. It was very good, entertaining, funny, and touching at times. It is your typical Hollywood movie but really well made. It could have been a bit shorter. Having said that, I do recommend seeing it.

A D pencil is not the same thing as a pencil D, discuss amongst yourselves… Happy #fcf

Cheers!

When you get fed up of being short.

Not only is it great tasting, it’s pretty! 😁

Hola, querido.

Congratulations!! I know that was difficult to achieve…

Happy #earthday! What can I say? I like big wood…

Don’t skip! Post you in another country.

Do I have something on my face? It’s rude to stare…

I met this guy a few years back in the streets of PV, he was so sweet. I always wondered what happened to him. I’ve always liked cross-eyed kittehs.

After I get my tax refund.

The gurl with the purrl earring.

The juice is officially loose.

Tonight I’m trying a frosty bev while I shower. I need a primer for later, cheers! 😁 Happy FCF.

A gay butterfly? Swallowtail.

Hat hair and all, hola! #humpday

Recently discovered new species: The Hairyous Wienerosaurus.

Happy #humpday!

Happy Tuesday 😆

Tag, you’re it!

Zombie dicks, I call them.

The new Hungarian PM, it’s a trap! 😁

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Me when I see a plate of birria tacos.

Happy Saturday!