The belly has given me Stockholm Syndrome, I could probably escape during the 22 hours or so my jailor sleeps everyday, but belly rubs.

MISSING. Black & white short-haired cat last seen on Ryde Rd near Paisley Rd & Imperial Rd S in #Guelph on Nov 9. If you have any info about him/her please contact Michael via facebook.com/groups/guelp... or let us know.

URGENT! Brown tabby short-haired female cat receiving emergency vet care after being found in James St E & Gordon St area of Guelph Nov 15. If she's yours or you have any info about her contact #Guelph Humane Society at 519-824-3091 or [email protected]. (2000365311)

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Lesson learned. Turns out, jungle boots not only have awful traction on icy sidewalks, but the treads clog with leaves and snow so badly you have to stomp them clear, or you end up with frozen snowballs on your heels. Don’t think I’ll be running in those, well not very fast at least.

A man I love in a time travel film where he saves the future from evil Al? Hell yes. youtu.be/CaSxNAZUKsM?...

SPOTTED Nov 12 - needs medical care. This brown tabby & white medium-long haired cat was seen on Western Ave in #Guelph. Finder was unable to secure - has left out food & shelter. If you spot him/her please contact Yvonne via facebook.com/groups/guelp... or let us know.

Mim say, belly rubs for good luck are worth the lacerations and totally not a trap.

This is absolutely grotesque and not in a fun way; tax the rich on a global scale.

I’m doing a thing. There will be lights and santa suits and stupidity in the form weight plates.

I am doing the #Guelph Santa Parade Run on Dec 6 with my friend @piquant-potato.bsky.social We’ve named ourselves after #Aliens Bug stompers I even have LED lighting for my wheelchair too If you can donate please do RTs appreciated raceroster.com/events/2025/...

SPOTTED Nov 8. This black & white short-haired cat has been seen in the Speedvale Ave E & Victoria Rd N area of #Guelph for a few days. Wearing bell; no tags. If he/she is yours or you have any info contact Rebecca via facebook.com/groups/guelp... or let us know.

Caturday classic

I have a few published works if you want to check out what I have written. RTs plz I’m also an Activist here in #Guelph too for #disability #Indigenous I contributed some poetry here a.co/d/4gOXmcH I wrote short fiction for #StarTrek modiphius.us/collections/... modiphius.us/collections/...

Fantastic Foreskin

Do, or do not. A good day to try it is.

Doork Nob? That sounds positively filthy.

The seasonal urge to binge watch Tour of Duty at obnoxious volume till November is a memory has arrived early this year. I look forward to hearing the theme song several times a day and apologize to my neighbours in advance.

Hyperacusis has joined the chat.

It is the way of things.

New kibble? So you have chosen death.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Life goals.

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.” - H.P. Lovecraft

I, Claudius is probably my favourite period drama, it was one of the first I ever watched and this scene is still a favourite. No freeze frames, no words, just Blessed. The “Is there anyone in Rome who has NOT! slept with my daughter!” lives rent free in my head too.

Participate in a Winter Cat Shelter workshop on Nov 2 from 12-2pm at Dreamland Pet in #Elora. Build an insulated shelter for stray cats - take it home or donate it to Arthur Animal Rescue to support feral colonies. $25/person, supplies provided. To register email [email protected].

Is there… jizz dribbling down his chin?

Day four of #Howl-A-Ween and the theme is death; yay. Since I chose a cheeky undead love song yesterday I thought of going with TSOL’s Code Blue, but then an even cheekier option, from a wholesome family friendly film, occurred to me…

Day three. I’ve been leaning towards Someone Else from REZZ and Grabbitz providing vocals, but I figured something a little more macabre may be seasonally appropriate. #Howl-A-Ween

Day two, Chase. This was a tough call, but I have a soft spot for this classic. #Howl-A-Ween

Missed day one, so a little catch up for darkness‘ sake. Skugge seems a good fit. #Howl-A-Ween

September 30 October 1

Morning walk

The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)

OMG!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!

What in the sam hill did this spray tanned nazi dingleberry just do? www.bbc.com/news/live/cp...

Is today supposed to be rapture day? Good riddance to bad rubbish.

It’ll soon be fruitcake weather, but before that, the splendiferous spoopy season is here.

Your basic Megalosaurus had a rather odd weakness, the common frying pan.

Mood.

Wow, deep cut… can’t wait.

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…