[probably as a man] I know you're dying to say it, but I promise you that the devil has a sufficient amount of advocates. Literally no one wants or needs to hear you say this.

okay, so you have chicken fingers or nuggets you are dipping them in... a. ranch b. honey mustard c. ketchup d. something else bonus question: do any of these options seem completely out of place here?

Kubernetes WIG Docs first meeting of 2026!!! cc: The Right Honorable @natali.rip

im happy to report that after not quite 10 listens of The New Year (DCFC), I did not unexpectedly cry (like last year). glad we properly adjusted that emotion chip bug.

happy new year, to those that celebrate

happy penultimate day to choose your annual $BRAND loyalty rewards and/or FSA speedrun day, to those who celebrate

ahhhhh, I see the liminal space leading to the new year is when everyone writes their AI thinkpiece

chilling is underrated

The lion the with and the wardrobe can suck it. The magicians nephew is the real one

absolutely bodied by Google photos wrapped. just "damn bitch you don't do anything but travel and eat, here's all the fancy food you shoveled into your fat hog mouth this year" cc fellow bougie big back @auggie.dev

Still over here appreciating my girlfriend who got me a Cameo from Ice-T for Christmas (because we watch a lot of SVU together 🥺🥺🥺)

On my way to #OSSummit Japan! Who else is attending?

Named my most recent dev branches `icarus` (because I flew a little too close to the sun with some of the things I did. 🌞

"There is no whiskey in Ba Sing Se"

Night -1 of @allthingsopen.bsky.social with some of my faves!

It was good to get confirmation on this tonight!

GIRLFRIEND APPRECIATION POST. [She's pretty swell, y'all!] Thanks for being my lovely, caring open source travel partner! 🥺😘

quick question does being raptured count as PTO or sick leave

a vicious personal attack

I'm working on a report on the causes of burnout in open source software. If you're a part of the OSS community, I would love to hear your thoughts, either here on Bluesky, or privately via email (see post). Thanks 😊 mirandaheath.website/report-on-bu...

only this year I really understood that choosing violence is a big, full time job.

🕙 #OSSummit Europe & #OpenSSFCommunity Day Europe may have ended, but the momentum continues far beyond Amsterdam 🌍 👉 Read the full recap + explore photos & recordings here: openssf.org/blog/2025/09...

A little glimpse into my poolhall alter ego!

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

the vibe is in shambles, man

Looking forward to seeing a bunch of folks at #OSSummit!!

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

i just keep getting hotter and smarter

AI is going to replace this, AI is going to replace that. How about AI is going to replace your maiden, oh wait - you don’t have one.

It's my baby cousin's first year as an elementary school teacher. I am so excited because she is teaching at the same school for Indigenous kids my auntie taught at for like 30 years. Can y'all help me clear her Amazon wishlist?

I'm holding this skeet hostage.

This is beautiful. You're amazing, @dieworkwear.bsky.social 🕴️👖😎

@bnb.im is v cool and smart and your org would be lucky to have them. hire now, plz and thank u! 💕

Does Kirby have a cloaca?

OH: "I'm going to get it in before the prestige pairing."

S is for Trogdor.

s is for cool

S is for cool

S is for Cool

OH: "do you want to touch a dinosaur bone?" "how well do you know the dinosaur?"

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Looking forward to seeing a bunch of you in Denver for #OSSummit next week!

Use Signal. We promise, no AI clutter, and no surveillance ads, whatever the rest of the industry does. <3

this is the only thread you need to pay attention re Pokémon.

My phone, asking if @kat.lol looks like #Laezel from #bg3.

Action horror typing game where enemies have regexes above their head and you have to type something that matches them Is the horror from the enemies or the regex? Yes.

Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.

This is what friendship looks like! 🤤 @parisinbmore.bsky.social dropping gems in the "SF x Auggie" chat!

This is what friendship looks like! 🤤 @parisinbmore.bsky.social dropping gems in the "SF x Auggie" chat!