Without medical care from the very specific provider I have here, I will die.

You’re going full Matt Mullenweg. Never go full Matt Mullenweg.

It might be possible to feel an ounce of empathy had not DHH just bragged how many zeroes he has in his bank account and *checks notes* openly attacking the entire trans community. Also to Tobi - bitch I will write a framework that ends you and Rails. I’ve done harder things over less.

I remember Kimmel from the Man Show days, and openly dislike the guy. This is a blatant violation of free speech and I hope he sues Disney and the FCC into fucking oblivion.

If I wanted something rammed down my throat I’d ask for dick not AI.

Good morning. If someone could rearrange my skull with a crowbar I’d be amicable (I have a migraine).

Per @quinnypig.com’s lovely encouragement not to hide during this trying time - We must ask ourselves not is butt legs, but *why* butt legs?

You don’t have to saturate everything in a mix BTW. Sometimes sounds have enough body and harmonics and *do* just need a bit of EQ!

A reminder - BlueSky posts are public. Facists are actively scouring for posts to get people fired.

Cum-bernetes amiright?

Oh hey the shooter was a straight cis conservative white dude. Fucking shocker.

To my fellow trans folks - the first best time to start planning to exit the country was yesterday. The second best time is today.

Like, my honey works with kids in public. I am constantly, constantly terrified of just getting the call. This is not okay. None of this is okay. What the hell are we doing?

I grew up in Conifer. I have friends that work at Evergreen Highschool…. I am…not okay…

To be clear, I am absolutely on the side of “Charlie Kirk said and did awful shit for a decade and died on the sword he created”. I am also fucking terrified of what this administration’s response is going to be.

A reminder this administration used a lackey getting mugged as pretext to invade Washington DC. I am scared.

I miss Kris so much.

Every time a tech bro brings up AI I am going to congratulate them on their successful artificial insemination.

Congrats MyPy - you earned my first rage comment committed in code ever you absolutely fucking rancid shit sandwich.

Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.

I AM GOING TO SHIT IN SOMEONE’S SOCKS

WHY WOULD YOU USE A THREADPOOL TO CALL A PYTHON SUBPROCESS WHICH OPENS A NEW INTERPRETER THEN USE A THREADPOOL IN THAT TO EXTRACT ARCHIVE FILES WHEN YOU JUST WANT THE SHA HASH OF THE ARCHIVE I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

I swear to god if we meme Newsom into office I will have a fucking aneurism.

My ass cheeks are ready

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your Firebase auth was configured incorrectly and someone just stole all your data.

The bad news - I am stuttering like a mother fucker. The good news - We discovered iPhone TTS The great news - I am totally using this to drive my partner insane Lizard.

AI is going to replace this, AI is going to replace that. How about AI is going to replace your maiden, oh wait - you don’t have one.

WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE.

This is…horrifying. Please send love to Radia, she needs and deserves it. ❤️

WHY ARE THE INTERNALS OF SSH LIKE THIS GOOD GOD.

“Democratic Party throwing trans folks under the bus? How could they!” Y’all are shocked? These people were *never* your allies or friends. They just feel comfortable taking off the mask now.

Shut the fuck up, TERF.

I haven’t updated on Hyperscale in a while - but 0.6.1 is out and adds an FTP client!

Like, legitimately, I’ve stood by Nintendo far longer than I probably should given most of their anti-consumer bullshit, and I am legitimately having a hard time justifying the Switch 2 given the plethora of other handhelds that just work and feel better.

I posted on Threads how I strongly disliked the Switch 2 onboarding experience and didn’t feel the device was currently worth this price - and was instantly harassed by about a half dozen Nintendo Stan accounts. Are Nintendo fans okay?

Black hole sun won’t U cum.

What in the fuck are these Sharepoint REST APIs…I… … Microsoft… … Look at me… … Did you create a fucking url path parameter DSL? … DID YOU?!!!

To all the people saying “Texas deserves the flooding you brought this on yourselves” - potentially 24 children are dead and I genuinely hope you choke on a bag of dicks.

Ian Coldwater is the best just saying.

“bUt I dEsErVE a KloN aLl tHeSE otHeR coMpanIES are RiPpInG Us oFF sTeP oN me uLi dAAdy mY BussY is UrS xD”

Behringer fanbois remain one of the most entitled, insufferable cults I’ve encountered.

Popping back in! I forgort - it was my birthday yesterday! 🥰

The biggest thing holding back most orgs from implementing this isn’t the tech - it’s the patience and willingness to stomach a couple of quarters of implementing stuff well enough to make it a reality.

Dan Patrick can and should suck my left nut.

I walk a lonely road the only road that I have ever known

Gigabytes? More like Gigabutts.

I cannot be the only one that has noticed Horse Mayor in Zootopia 2 is legitimately hotter than any current male US politician.

To whomever is playing - “Turn Down for What” on the radio…. Thank you. ❤️

Shut the fuck up, Adam. No one asked you.