I picked a bad day to check in on twitter

Maybe AI is more of a productivity addend?

Temporal_rs has been released!!! This is the first public release of Temporal_rs, a Rust implementation of the Temporal API powering Boa, Kiesel, V8 plus other engines. This will be shipping in Chromium soon More info in our blog post: boajs.dev/blog/2025/09...

OH: What’s the chirality of cromulent gubbins?

That special feeling when you can’t focus long enough to finish reading “Attention Is All You Need”

Amazing how quickly I get frustrated waiting for technology that would have been impossible 2 years ago to finish

I wonder which pet has attended (listened to) the most tc39 meetings

Does anyone else remember a few years ago people were talking about some phenomenon called the “Mandela Effect”? I can’t find anything about it online

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LLMs can solve literally any engineering problem as long as you give it the right prompt* *In some cases, you may be required to include the answer in your prompt

“Like humans have handedness, a preference for left or right…. Elephants have trunkedness.” 🤯

I’m not saying my team is too British but I did just have to google search the word “gubbins” during a meeting

Delayed ingestion is a good security policy and 2 years seems like the sweet spot right now 😂

My dog isn’t aggressive, she’s reactive. She reacts to nothing, and it makes her aggressive.

*me, at a gym class marketed as for everyone* Instructor: we’re going to begin with ten handstand pushups…

London restaurants are getting lazy

London tube strike: Where thousands of people pick up an electric bicycle for the first time in their lives and take to the city streets!

watching npm not respond for hours as compromised package authors plead for help taking down infected packages

@ashley-c.bsky.social stop reading my Bluesky it’s gonna spoil the talk!

@domenic.me I’m reading a bunch of your promise spec work for a talk I’m giving. It’s so good. Thanks for doing that! (I know I’m like 13 years late)

Just once I’d like to make a slide deck without talking about how great MooTools and Dojo were

Got no plans tonight which is great because I really need to catch up on sleep... ...and I'm watching a documentary about eels

I like to think of the Solid logo as more of a reserved introvert and the Svelte logo as an outgoing extrovert

I love days where I have to use ‘new Function’ 😎

Ok @nicr.dev I’m gone now you can return!

well that's probably enough linkedin for me today

Watching the stroopwafel chef throw away her imperfect creations 😭

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Well I’m sold!

Tonight will be one of the best nightlies of the TypeScript Native Preview ever. 1) @andrewbran.ch fully rewrote the language server infra into a snapshot model. No more data races. It's so cool 2) Sheetal added build mode (-b), and it's even _concurrent_ build mode. 10x+ on dt-tools, hot and cold

The future is now.

US: 9:00pm EU: 21:00 UK: 21:00pm 🤔

watching claude code justify why the new segmentation fault is probably not caused by the code it just wrote... maybe it is coming for my job?

no cheating, post the last pic of your pet

King's Cross/St. Pancras is the C/C++ of train stations

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Funny to look back on the blog posts from AI CEO’s (This is from 6 months ago) www.businessinsider.com/anthropic-ce...

My British coworker told me he bought a device to cool his home and not for one second did I assume he meant an aircon unit In case you’re wondering how my assimilation is going 🇬🇧

If you didn’t want me doing it you shouldn’t have named it megamorphic

A look back at the Web Engines Hackfest 2025: we have just published photos at flickr.com/photos/webha... 📷

Sending my dog to daycare because she’s too hyper and then they post this picture 🙄

UK train journey so far: - 45 minutes late - seat assignment system broken - too busy for hot food (chaos with no seat assignments) - closed both cafes (medical incident) - train manager crying on the intercom - decided to terminate at a random stop

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To the legend trying to order a gin and tonic while actively being removed from the first class train cabin 🍻

What do you need most from WebKit (the rendering engine for Safari that runs your HTML, CSS, JS, and more)? If you are making websites, what could we do in WebKit to make it easier for you to create fantastic experiences for your users?

I fundamentally believe that vscode forks represent the most important innovation of our lifetimes.

TFW you pronounce Southwark as Suffuhk instead of Suhthuhk 😭

I've been working on a closed source project in my free time with only AI tools to provide feedback or code review. It's begun feeling really weird that no other humans have read through my code...