Four World Cups since 1991! Go get em USMNT, this is your year! (Also the USWNT has more goals since 1991 than the vast majority of the world’s men’s national teams since the early 1900s. They’re almost incomprehensibly good. It’s maybe unfair to hold men to such an impossible standard.)

every time i see people taking the stairs in FF7 Remake I wonder how many people never even see some of Barret's best lines in the game because they're exclusive to the elevator route

I am pro World Cup but if I’m being entirely honest I’m also pro toning it down just a bit after midnight, even if your team won.

Air to Ground Message: WORLD CUP SCORES Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Boeing 757-200 A: #a01108d752a F: #f1742c4bab3

PRIDE MACARONS

Few things make me miss Chicago more than, well, Chicagoans. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

the complete sentence "PRs welcome." always cracks me up.

Because of my ability communicate my most basic needs. Sometimes people don’t believe me when I say “lo siento, no hablo español” and then they start speaking and all I can do is stare in them in utter confusion.

I’m going live at the top of the hour (5:00pm CEST) at @webengineshackfest.org with @akiro.se speaking about “How to Ship a Registry When Nobody Wants to Run One”. We are sharing how we implemented WinterTC runtime keys registry as an Ecma technical report. www.youtube.com/live/EFp-A7T...

Probably shouldn’t have included the logos on that one 😆

The thing that really gets me about this isn’t actually the homophobia. That’s boring and passé and fuck it. What gets me is the “god is real just read the bible” attitude as though a book of fables is somehow concrete evidence of some sort of omniscient thumb on the scale.

I don't think I realized how much I needed a reminder that this country is actually largely populated by totally decent people. All the grift and awfulness up top really seeps into one's perception of the country as a whole.

It is in-fucking-probable how frequently I run into people I know at Schiphol. I don’t care if we’re all coming from or going to the same place, we’re never on the same flight at the same time. Weirdly delightful though, if a little unnerving.

me: oh god this talk is going to go on forever, i should do a run-through of these slides to see what i need to cut also me: *gets through draft talk in < 5 minutes* oh right, I always have a zillion slides when i speak 😅

I’m pretty sure it was just game 4 of the NBA championship. The Knicks won, and I’m pretty sure they’re 3-1 for the series. But my bsky feed is so skewed, I’m in such a bubble, that I continue to not know who the fuck they are playing against.

I guess I have a lot to say this summer.

Here we go again (excited)

Fuck you, WOTC.

So, Belfast, what the entire fuck

i just did a little audit and discovered I only own *two* domains for my silly little projects, and *zero* domains that are entirely unused. please clap.

having a real 90's movie soundtrack day, and wow do i miss that as a genre. soundtrack albums are not entirely extinct, but they're pretty rare and certainly no longer a baseline expectation. also I feel like modern soundtracks are more like show tunes—mainly re-imagining of songs by the actors.

Can confirm, looks like I transitioned careers at just the right time.

Today I searched DDG for “where do doctors listen to patients” and the results were not promising.

I feel like some of y'all need to go play Horizon. Or, you know, Universal Paperclip. paperclip.ing

Hello i need you to know that I don’t give a shit what that one paper said about how covering your cough doesn’t 100% prevent spread of disease or whatever. DONT FUCKING COUGH ON THE BUFFET YOU FUCKING IDIOTS jesus who were your parents

I forgot I put a hard boiled egg in my coat pocket this morning and I think I just sat on it 😣

I take back every nice thing I said about The Kids.

“Help” “quit”? Does he think this is some sort of substance abuse? A recreational good time? Antidepressants are a life-saving intervention and people will die from refusing them due to the stigma of language like this

I always get exited when taking off from or landing at the south runway at Heathrow bc it means I get to see the BOAB Concorde.

AirCanada’s (new?) baby blue livery is gorgeous. As is the sort of mosaic treatment of the logo.

Honestly apple shouldn’t require any form of age verification from me as my account is old enough to drink in the US.

Tfw the cold emails get upgraded from “recruiter” to “headhunter”

There are few things I trust less than groups of normies wandering airports or old towns in matching t-shirts.

At the risk of making the same joke everyone else is probably making… this is some peak Weekend at Bernie’s shit

Bless every single person working at Belfast City Airport who made sure I didn’t miss my flight and the British Airways flight attendants who gave me a bottle of water and a moment to catch my breath once I got to the door. ♥️♥️♥️

Popped off to Dublin for the day to drop in on EuroLLVM and talk to anyone who is interested about, well, all sorts of things. But especially Shader Languages after yesterday’s panel about Clang & LLVM in gaming platforms. Come find me! Bright pink tights, deep blue hair.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s gonna meet a predicable end regardless

Keep drafting and tossing a skeet that basically communicates: colleagues who aren’t beholden to one of the governments belligerent of this conflict, please give a little grace. No normal person from anywhere wants this.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

As I said

It’s unjust that it will Happen before the regime is held to account for their actions.

I don’t fault anyone for disabling quotes. But a quote post is the best opportunity I have to be incredibly explicit about my endorsement of that post I just reskeeted. UBI now. Welfare for anyone who needs it. 100% tax over $10M. Stop dating we can’t support our people because we can’t afford it.

Reparations now. UBI. No means testing. Just checks. Emergency welfare available to all on request as cash payments & OPTIONAL counselling. Nationalize the internet. Categorize internet access as a basic utility, like water. Free college. Forgive all student debt. 100% tax rate above $10 mil.

I think maybe the best part about freelancing is not having Slack? The guy next to me at the airport keeps getting Slack notifications and every time I hear the sound my body tenses up.

I have two core i7 ca 2014 macs about to recycled unless any of you US-based weirdos want the hardware for some bizarre reason. A MacBook Pro 15" that doesn't boot and a MacBook Air 13".

The English men behind me on my flight to London sure are marveling at the association between “tyrant” and “king” as though they have never cracked a history book or reckoned with their country’s colonial past.

Today in Aki flips bits: somehow managed to knock out both projectors mid-talk and had to give the second half without slides.

I’m finding the phrase “we have guardrails in place” to be less and less convincing, coming from all organizations and levels, not just the OpenAIs and Anthropics of the world.

⌘ Q more.

It’s been a full day and I cannot stop fucking thinking about this post.