Bort Manteau
@bortmanteau.bsky.social
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See, it's a portmanteau of Bort and portmanteau. Lo-fi Bluesky reply guy. 🇨🇦 | mid-40s | he/him
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I know there's furries, but is there such things as smoothies?
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4 months ago
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This boulder is giving memento mori
#MementoMori
15 days ago
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Shouldn't the plural be "manfaces"?
#localJournalism
#manface
about 1 month ago
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'Cuz no one likes a bully?
about 1 month ago
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This is exactly what's wrong with America. People think they're watching a TV show when Trumpf is spouting his endless soundbites, so they vote for the most entertaining personality, then the republicans can start starving and murdering citizens who they don't want to share the country with.
about 2 months ago
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Couldn't help but adapt these panels from the amazing
#Buddha
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about 2 months ago
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Random Muser
about 2 months ago
proofreading is your fiend
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🎶 and if I can't get next to you, I'll settle for the breast of you 🎶
about 2 months ago
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When will the madness end? Wasn't the blockchain supposed to solve this for us somehow?
2 months ago
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We are living in hell.
2 months ago
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Cait
3 months ago
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los 🦦
2 months ago
if you start the humpty dance at 11:58:56 pm you can be getting busy in a burger king bathroom by midnight
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I call this one: "Where's your tormentor, Charlie Brown?"
2 months ago
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Subhuman Lawns (Except this would be a great band)
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2 months ago
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BlobStar
3 months ago
There's no I in idiot
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Idiots are people two! (I'm just gonna skeet the best 30 Rock episode titles)
3 months ago
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trickykæt
3 months ago
i do not think therefore i do not am
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Fun fact: Black Friday is the only day of the year that is 4 weeks long
3 months ago
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Kenzie ✨
3 months ago
Shirt for Christmas that just says “gay apparel” on it
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David Graeber Institute
3 months ago
In 1949, Albert Einstein wrote WHY SOCIALISM. Here is an extract.
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Which is the guy with feathery hair and a beard: Kenny Rogers or Kenny Loggins?
3 months ago
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Marjorie James Keenan
4 months ago
two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
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blunderspublik
4 months ago
👉👈 Stare past this into the distance and you'll see a floating sausage
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I figured out who my bearded celebrity doppelganger is.* *this was the best collage option on my phone
4 months ago
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That feeling of accomplishment when you finish a sauce bottle, only to realize that you'll just have to buy another one.
4 months ago
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The Bearminator
4 months ago
Can’t. Busy cultivating a personality.
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I used to read whole books!
4 months ago
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weeder
4 months ago
Commas are the parsley, in the teeth of my posts
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Li'l Joey Stivic laid in wait in the dark box, patient for the moment when his new master would unleash his cursed form unto the world.
4 months ago
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What I see: Ngl What I hear in my mind: niggle
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4 months ago
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Steve Suckington
about 1 year ago
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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I know there's furries, but is there such things as smoothies?
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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The vibe I bring to any function
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4 months ago
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You: Stop and smell the roses! Me: I'll smell when I'm dead
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4 months ago
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Ugh I'm between belt holes. Guess I'll aim for the fatter one.
4 months ago
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