Anyone else wondering, “What’s Trump doing reading all these DOJ files?"

Anyone else wanna just holler, “You lying piece of shit!” when you read his posts?

You can’t spell acetaminophen without the letters in EPSTEIN. OK, fine. Full disclosure. The S is missing, but so are the facts linking acetaminophen to autism.

Depending on sources, autism was first identified in either 1911 or 1943. Both were before Tylenol became widely used in 1950.

I read someone refer to Stephen Miller as Peewee German and It’s so funny and it fits perfectly, especially since he was quoting Nazi propaganda at CK’s funeral.

Sorry. If she is determined to follow in her husband's footsteps, then I have no empathy or sympathy for her.

“Cheated like dogs”? What’s he been doing - playing Monopoly with the Secret Service dogs down at the kennel? And losing?

With everything that Trump is doing to this country right now with new assaults on the economy, civil liberties, the rule of law, institutions and alliances, and rampant corruption, I have zero interest in rehashing the 2024 election and will focus on things that matter today.

Whenever a R starts talking stats, I get out my calculator to check their math. It check out. As far as Ronny’s effort to compare Tylenol to ivermectin?

Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that taking your medical advice from a conspiracy theorist, a tv doc and a reality gameshow host might just be a really fucking bad idea.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow. This is an important victory for free speech. Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself. Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.

To show their support for the Second Amendment, everyone stood behind bulletproof glass—after going through metal detectors and a full TSA-style fondling.

I'm surprised NBC hasn't been forced to fire this journalist yet

This from the fat ass with “bone spurs" 😉😉.

Elon is attending ol’ Charlie’s performative griefgasm but clearly isn’t interested in rubbing elbows with any of them.

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

“Even though I’m the one who made Christmas legal again, I’ll be banning the Trans-Siberian Orchestra for their woke agenda.”

Let's fast forward to this part

Seems pretty simple...to anyone with above average intelligence.

If fans of hateful propaganda podcaster Charlie Kirk didn’t want him to be remembered as a racist bigoted neo-Nazi, perhaps he shouldn’t have lived his life as such and no matter how hard they try, that will never be compared to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr or President Lincoln.

Shiticus needs more of that medication y’all have been putting into his right hand.

Dear Leader - “And that’s why I sued the NYTimes for a lot of money.” Reporter - “A judge threw that case out.” Dear Leader - “I’m winning. I’m winning the cases.” Narrator- “He’s not winning anything, especially his battle with reality.”

Womp womp.....

The orange felon and his rented trashy spouse Melania destroyed the Rose Garden, installed tacky tasteless gold-plated fixtures throughout the White House, are building/attaching a $600M dictator worship ballroom and are hosting violent UFC fights on the WH lawn. Trashy fascists.

Let’s not forget he gave it away to the Taliban towards the end of his first term.

While covering up Epstein. He’s only allowed to get away with this because Republicans in Congress refuse to do or say anything. I pray that voters see this and much more when they go to vote in the midterms and completely wipe them out at the ballot box.

So Trump gets DOJ to drop an obvious bribery case against Tom Homan, then fires the US Attorney who found insufficient evidence to prosecute Letitia James, then threatens to fire Pam Bondi and replace her with dunce Lindsey Halligan unless she immediately indicts his enemies.

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

Vote with your dollars.

“We’re talking to Afghanistan. It should’ve never been given up.” - Dear Leader expressing his desire to retake Bagram, forgetting he made the deal to surrender after negotiating directly with the Taliban instead of the Afghani government. The Taliban has rejected his request.

Six minutes before the scheduled airtime last night, Sinclair pulled their tribute beatifying ol’ Charlie and relegated it to their YouTube channel.

Plastered Pete has notified all journalists covering the Pentagon that all stories “must be approved for public release by an appropriate authorizing official before publication.” Which sounds like a directive from Pyongyang.

Border Czar Tom Homan took $50K from undercover FBI agents last year. Now Trump’s DOJ and FBI shut down the case: join me over on Substack: substack.com/@thefrankfig...

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

When Fox can't ignore it, you know it's bad.

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

You know you *really* looks like hell but doesn’t know when to quit?