Anyway, Iran is still blocking the Strait of Hormuz, gas is still expensive, people still can't afford groceries and trump still raped kids.

Be careful trump, you don't want to have too many assassination attempts to the point where people become desensitized to them like school shootings.

“This is why I need a ballroom so I have somewhere to hide when I provoke another insurrection.” — Senile Satan

It’s way too dangerous for Trump to be president. He should immediately resign.

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.

I guess our schools need ballrooms

He’s using fake assassinations to justify the need for a ballroom bunker which he wants to hide in because he’s planning to do even worse things that are deserving of real assassination.

“Don’t politicize school shootings,” say the same people who use an alleged assassination attempt as a commercial for a ballroom.

They didn't even give him a chance to do the fist pump this time. They might have to redo this one.

His Commander-in-Chief responds: "Amateur."

I don't know why that soldier would use classified information to make bets on prediction markets who does he think he is, a member of the trump family???

Republicans just passed legislation in the middle of the night whilst everyone was sleeping that lays the path to fund ICE-Gestapo and CBP through reconciliation process without support from Democrats. Pure fascism and an absolutely horrendous abuse of power.

Release the files, not ghislaine maxwell!

Who hates shitty human beings🥶

I'll take "the most desperate" for $1000.

Long for the day when everyone can sleep as peacefully as trump during an Oval Office meeting on camera.

Why is donald skipping his Walter Reed annual physical? I know what I want it to mean.

Oh, honey . . . if Democrats could *really* rig elections, why aren't they in power in the White House, Senate, House, and Supreme Court right now? You're such a simple thing.

She is who she thinks will get her further towards her goal(s) in the current situation.

Never stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. Never.

🌞 Good Morning 🌎 Happy Earth Day 2026 🙏😎

As predicted, the orange felon is calling the election in Virginia yesterday rigged. Which means it’s another great win for democracy.

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.

TACO TUESDAY IS UNDEFEATED.

I can't believe I helped Trump. I can't believe I fell for it...I see the light... ...is the new line by the fascist influencers. They need an off-ramp now because he's dying and awful. The fascist rebrand begins, and corporate media will eat it up. Tucker, MTG, Kelly, etc...

We’re at the point where the President says something, and we wait for the LEGO video to see if what he said is true.

Canada’s prime minister says economic ties with US are a weakness that must be corrected

Because being a slave to a man is pretty fucking awful.

Now that Kash Patel has sued the Atlantic, my only question is whether he’ll drop the lawsuit to avoid discovery before or after Trump fires him.

John Roberts' wife is not the only Supreme Court spouse to shake down people with business before the court to give bribes. Ginni Thomas has a "consulting firm" (AKA a PO Box for checks) to funnel money to Clarence. #Corruption

Donald, after being told Air Force personnel were missing in Iran, had a freakout that got him excluded from an important briefing. He was't worried about the missing pilots. No, he only cared that a failed operation would hurt HIS POLL NUMBERS, as it had Jimmy Carter's. What a self-absorbed prick.

"Derp, Derp, Derp...and I’m an idiot!"

If this is true (because almost everything he says isn't), it shows how stupid Donald is. He doesn't realize that this increased demand will make US oil prices go up, causing domestic gas prices to rise further. The only beneficiary? The US oil and gas industry, which gave Donald a $1 billion bribe.

Virginia, tomorrow is how we fight back! The maps decide who has power before a single vote is cast. Either politicians keep rigging the lines, or voters take it back. This is how we win. #VoteYesVirginia

It’s America First… Except for sending billions to bailout Argentina, and campaigning for dictators, and spending billions per day to wage war for Israel, while we end healthcare for Americans and let Americans go hungry and let Americans become homeless and murdering Americans in the street…

So the companies we paid tariffs to are getting refunds. Isn’t that double dipping?”

The Commander-In-Chief is not only unfit, he's both a coward and a war criminal too!

So charmless JD Vance has been asked for a redux of his failed ceasefire talks with Iran?? They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. It's also a definition of incompetence.

🌞 Good Morning 🌻 Happy Sunday 🙏😎

Kash Patel won't sue The Atlantic for the same reason why trump won't sue anyone who calls him a pedophile.

This is nothing new. Weak and insecure men have been looking outside the US for subservient wives for a long time. Just look at Donald. He's with a Slovenian who knows how to keep her opinions to herself if given enough jewelry.

As AI advances, we have to make sure it benefits all Americans — not just the wealthy few. That's why I’ve got a plan to train students and workers with the job skills they need, so they won’t be left behind.

Trump has never read a book in his life and he proves it.

An investigation has been opened by House Democrats into criminal slumlord Jared Kushner for falsely operating as a negotiator whilst corruptly securing billions of dollars in dark monry investments for himself. Good, finally.

Yes, and I have a "complicated relationship" with quantum physics. In the sense that, like Donald and the Bible, I've never studied it and have no understanding of it.

This is what happens when you have an incompetent fool with no experience in charge of the Pentagon. Pete likes to put on makeup and appear on camera, boasting about war and its warriors, while essential tasks, like making sure those warriors are fed, are not seen as flashy enough to bother with.