I quit smoking one year ago today.

Be strong. You never know who you are inspiring.

Every single billionaire that was partying with the one man that was running a child sex trafficking ring for billionaires had no idea that the man running a child sex trafficking ring for billionaires was running a child sex trafficking ring for billionaires.

Donald’s mad because he raped way more kids than anyone else and they still named the files after someone else.

Is he dead yet?

Who is dumber? The people this octogenarian is calling dumb? Or the guy that is calling people dumb while also publicly and loudly announcing over and over that he, at 80 years old, just found out the word “dumb” has a “b” in it?

Individual A helps Individual B rig a presidential election. Individual B, now president, gives Individual A unlimited access to every facet of government, including all information of every citizen. Individual A becomes world’s first ever trillionaire.

They’re using the fact that nothing happened as their proof that they foiled an attack that they made up.

Josh Hokit? Never heard of her.

CENTCOM said the pilots shot down were rescued at 7:33 PM ET within 2 hours after they were shot down. Trump boarded the helicopter from Bedminster to go to the Knicks game at 6:57 PM ET. So he was on his way to the game after they were shot down and before they were rescued.

This means there are 2,500,000 documents and photos and videos currently in the DOJ’s possession that explicitly and unquestionably detail one man doing reprehensible things to children, and that one man is Donald Trump.

He showed up to a championship game that had nothing to do with him, made it about him, disrupted every fan, and fell asleep. And taxpayers paid for all of it.

Don Jr gets married, but his president daddy skips it because “I’m too busy with a war” The same war is even worse now, but Donald drops everything to go ruin his favorite sports team’s big moment. I’d feel bad for Junior if he wasn’t just as big of a cunt as his dumbass father.

Live, from New York… it’s Fake Assassination Four!

It is an extremely in-character thing for Donald Trump to ruin the evening of tens of thousands of people so he can attend an event where he will also have a bad time.

Oh, did he mean THIS election?

So, to sum it up, the president made a claim, and the reporter he made the claim to simply asked what his evidence was for that claim, and he proceeded to meltdown into a tantrum and stomped away pouting.

On one hand, I want to see him spend time behind bars before he passes… And on the other hand, I hope that everytime i refresh my feed that the newest post is breaking news of his sudden demise…

🏳️‍🌈

Here comes the next fake assassination…

Can’t he just die already? We’re all waiting for it.

“I need a ballroom to be safe.” —Donald Trump Bitch, please! Every weekend, you're riding around in an open golf cart on a course where a sniper supposedly once tried to shoot you. Shut up about your vulgar ballroom already.

Hope the next one isn’t fake.

The Village Idiot of the United States just made up a story about winning the war that he’s claimed he’s won every day, and even in his fictionalized victory the media still isn’t covering him how he likes. He can’t even fantasize about being happy, he still has to be upset and blaming someone.

“Just finished my 6 month physical at Walter Reed Military Medical Center. Everything checked out PERFECTLY. Thank you to the great Doctors and Staff! Heading back to the White House.”

Trump Takes A Victory Lap,While Martha Got The Shaft.......

Never attends White House Correspondents Dinner… the one time he does, a shooter, and then he demands he needs us to pay for his billion dollar ballroom… Always goes to his properties to golf every holiday weekend… the one time he doesn’t, a shooter…

Heads up! The president is false flagging again.

The fact that Thomas Massie lost a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice tells you everything you need to know about the state of the Republican party.

…and now he’s giving them our tax money… Not as a thank you… as a bribe. Because he needs them to do it one more time when he tries to not leave again.

I would love to wake up tomorrow to learn that he didn’t.

I know we keep seeing these stories about Republican officials who are arrested for sex crimes against children, but it's just a string of hundreds of coincidences.

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson claims that members of Congress cannot be expected to survive on their measly $174,000 salary. I’ve been at my job for 19 years, and my salary right now is not even a quarter of what their salary is. And they expect ME to survive?

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