Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

Is it really that weird I like eating the skins of baked potatos? 😅

If the food they're feeding the military is that upsetting to you guys, you don't even wanna know the sleeping conditions on my man's ship 🙄 literally got them people sleeping in their own shit.

Puppy & peony bloom time cleanse. 🌸 🐶

Writing “made with real potatoes“ on your bag of potato chips raises more questions than it answers

Woo!! My Crocuses are up 🥰 !!

I'm at the age where I don't mind being portrayed as the villian. Matter of fact, please warn others so I don't have to make an example out of them too 🤭

I wish our president would just shut the fuck up.

RIP to all the people that died trying to figure out what plants were edible.

I'm so sorry my dog barked at you. Maybe next time don't exist within 10 miles of my house. This is on you.

What’s unfolding across the news is heartbreaking. When we name them, we remember them 🤍 Dr. Cerina Fairfax, Pastor Tammy McCollum, Vice Mayor Nancy Metayer, Ashly Robinson (Ashlee Jenae), Qualeshia “Saditty” Barnes, Davonta Curtis, Barbara Deer, Ashanti Allen.

Imagine shitting on natural bodies and your very own looks botched and lopsided 😗 ewww, and you paid money for ts!

Fox is not journalism.

I get quiet when my feelings are hurt because in just that instant, you're now dead to me.

I believe this to be true… Supporting Trump is no longer a political choice. It is an open statement that you do not care about ethics, morality, or the law.

My man is gonna loveeee this 🤭

This advice literally saved my life last year. The grass is greener where YOU water it 💗

If you're still in denial about Tory shooting Megan bruh... just say you don't care.

Been feeling better ever since I started pouring into the things that matter 💗

Why do criminals be thinking amnesia is gonna save them from that charge 😂😂 gon and get your affairs in order!

never make fun of someone who hasn't heard of something cool. you get to introduce them to a movie or an album that will change their aesthetic perspective. don't get so excited to act cool that you forget to actually be cool for once

If you can't be no real ass bitch to me, wtf I look like being a real ass bitch to you? You cut tf off, hello 🤷🏽‍♀️

You ever just bury your face in your pets side?

when you buy something and then see it cheaper somewhere else

How fecking cute is my little pup 🐶

Personally, I don't think trump ever legitimately won an election.

Support your friends that support YOU!

I had the most friends when I was the worst version of myself.

You think I'm out here fucked up? You got me fucked up 🤭

If J.D. Vance is a Catholic, I’m a prima ballerina.

My days of going back and forth on the internet are longgg gone 😂😂 got too much real shit going on for that.

I belong under him and that's it, that's all 💗😌

Avoid knowing what stupid things are happening in the world by going outside and doing yard work for a few hours.

🤤🤤🤤🤤 oh my goshhhh

Yeah I'm kinda over vets tryna suck money out of me. Not all vets are like this, but you aren't gonna convince me that only 2 brands of dog food (that they carry btw) are healthy. Save it 😒

How I protect my peace doesn't have to be understood by anyone but me and God.

Late night Ramen 🍜

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

They degrade Scotty WTB, but if they were given the chance, some would've also slept with Lemmy as well. Money make people do all types of things. "She's a homewrecker" "she was a escort", and why do you care? Go clock in and worry about your skeletons in the closet.

Does the jelly in a donut count as a serving of fruit? Asking for a friend.

Ladies know, after a break up there are two kinds of rebounds:

Drop it, drop it low girl

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

Chilis food taste too artificial to me. Them prices went up and the quality of the food plummeted. I guess that should be expected from a chain store 🤷🏽‍♀️

There isn’t, to me, many things more pleasurable than gently watering your plants on a late Spring evening ✨☺️.