Cruising for water

I might still be hacking ✂️

I thought cutting my own hair would take much longer, a few snips and I’m now, Bob

Pimped up our step, same grass, new pallet. Also made Viva a peekaboo board for the back deck.

All I want, is to be with you… youtu.be/5AyQM_coDb8

Happy pride month youtu.be/XALqlch19TE

I thought I’d wear my red jacket whilst on my E scooter on the road so I’m easily spotted…

Viva just rolled in shit 💩 for the second time! I may have a Dog available, for free

My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚

Ooooo I forgot I took these last night, I present my garden..

Viva vs Bin

What’s she doing to the little donkey? 🫏

Viva Vs Ball

Viva trying to fertilise an egg

This is the most English thing I've seen, and I've been to Trafalgar Square.

First time I’ve ever seen an actual camel toe and now I understand

Hear hear

I’ve colour coordinated my food with my plate #Y2K

Frozen pizza cooked with electricity, which was generated by the sun ☀️ (100% free) #OffGrid

Only the best for Viva the Diva 🐶

I’d ran out of chocolate, but now I’m fully stocked 😁

Just a few random pics of the pup 🐶

Towpath buddies ‘Viva & Yoda’

Managed a lovely sunbath session earlier, not!

Boiling my spuds outside, using today’s sun ☀️

Absolutely full of life

Found a rosebush last year whilst exploring took my first ever cutting and look what I’ve got…. Raspberry Ripple Rose.?

Now that’s a proper shop! What you getting?

This humidity doing wonders for my curls

Finally found a spot for my ‘Gold 🌴’ only got it 4yrs ago!

When Viva met Yoda 🐾 🐾 🐾 🐾

I’m such a grumpy moody sod, it’s no wonder I’ve no friends. I’ve a face that says I’m unapproachable. 🤪

Costa Del Cut

My views better than yours 🦢 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

This week I’ve lost a spanner I was using, i’ve searched everywhere… Now I’m one spanner short of a full set! 🤪

CCTV 😉

Today’s little cruise and my landing spot

Cheers nationwide

Lunch 🥄

My new favourite show 😍

A military plane literally just skimmed the trees along the canal, I couldn’t find my phone quick enough but I ran down the towpath and snapped its arse end

14 weeks and growing up fast 😍

I’ve just lathered on the magnesium sulphate to try and draw out this splinter I’ve had for month and months, I’ve been hacking it out with a pair of cuticle cutters to no success 👍

Rose advice:🌹 Why are the leaves yellow-ish? I’ve put banana peel on top of the soil like my Nan used to do.

Just knocked up a quick stern skirt with some spare fabric I had. That should do for 12 months or so.

Proper making myself at home here and making full use of my side garden.

I never have an afternoon cup of tea and you know what it’s actually alright 👍

Someone’s just discovered digging, it’s honestly like having a child… 🐶

I am being a protective parent, can you see that bastard bird of prey that keeps hovering above my pup 🐶! After I just threatened it, it went for a pigeon midair. 🦅