Balance of powers apparently means each branch is equally fucked up

A 74 year old man who can barely walk and a 69 year old woman with a bad back went to the Bruce Springsteen concert last night and had a fucking great time

I’m not sure atheists have ever liked a pope as much as they do this one

When I see he’s trending, I hope & Hope & HOPE …. but alas…it has yet to be

Pope Leo XIV

"The Blazers look to avenge their 4-1 series loss to the Spurs the last time the teams met in the postseason in second round of the 2014 NBA Playoffs" im cracking up imagining a visibly angry shaedon sharp muttering WE MUST AVENGE THE BLAZERS FOR WHAT WAS DONE TO THEM WHEN I WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD

After last night, I’m certain my Prime Video free trial will end at the final buzzer Friday

Mark Ruffalo, Glenn Close, Ben Stiller, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Kristen Stewart, JJ Abrams, Katie Phang, John Leguizamo, and over a thousand actors, writers, directors, journalists, producers, composers, and Hollywood executives have signed a letter against the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger: 🧵

we could track artemis ii from the dark side of the moon and can’t figure out where rory mcilroy hit his shot on eighteen

Yikes

They seem to like the new tree

I don’t belong to an organized political party. I’m a Democrat

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

By moving from northeast Oregon to Tucson, I went from having one of the worst representatives to having one of the best

I guess UNC went with their fourth choice

Omg! He just said he's going to go to Venezuela and learn to speak Spanish. He can't even speak English.

Ya think they don't want us to vote?

Love the UCLA win but the wrong player got MVP. #ucla

This was a test of the Trump Death Notification System. This was only a test. Had this been his actual death, instructions on where to congregate for celebrations would have followed. Sorry for any confusion.

With a 4-year-old great-grandson living here, Easter is a bit more lively, and I got Easter pancakes

Another morning to wake up outraged, ashamed, embarrassed, sad. An evil madman is destroying us.

Bless this Pope for loudly condemning the fascists.

PLEASE DO NOT GET DISTRACTED….THERE IS AN ORANGE RAPIST, PEDOPHILE, FELON, BIGOT, ANTISEMITIC, RACIST MONSTER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!! THIS IS NOT NORMAL…. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

You lose once in 55 games and you can’t do it with class

Jonathan the tortoise alive and well today at ~193 years old — enjoying some bananas 🐢🍌 (via GMA | TW)

Awww, who could refuse an adorable puppy in their lives, human or feline? When Ollie met Cilio.. 🐕💛😺 #dog #cat #siblings #cute

Recalling for no reason except it’s a good memory: seeing Arlo Guthrie and Pete Seeger in concert at the Paramount in Portland

Awesome trolling during trump's national address last night.

We don’t deserve dogs.

My 85 yo parents are at a Robert Plant concert tonight to celebrate their 63rd wedding anniversary Love them

“When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1937 by Jimmie Foxx.” – Lefty Gomez

Arizona, Michigan, UConn and Illinois have reached the Final Four.

The only downside of this clip is there was no iso shot of Bruce lol

It drives me f-ing crazy that the Dodgers individually seem likable

Best #NoKings protest sign so far in Portland 😂

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

Guy at the protest sang ‘Simple Song of Freedom,’ an old Bobby Darin song I’d forgotten about. Fits perfectly and he sang it beautifully

Marana again

Marana, Ariz

Protests all around Tucson in high winds and dust. Two within a 5 minute drive. Headed out now. F that ass hole

We would much rather be at brunch right now. 🥲 #NoKings

Every single word.

A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay and ran 100m in 10.5 seconds. 😂 Dog Wins 😃

A drunk former fox news host refused to promote two Black and two female officers because a convicted felon and 5x draft dodger does not want to stand next to a Black woman at military events. Think about that for a second.