Alan
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B2B tech PR person. "liquidindian" elsewhere. (he/him) 📍Liverpool
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It was inevitable that people like Simon were going to start migrating over here, so I started a blocklist for these types of weirdo.
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I follow quite a few urbanists so I look forward to seeing this story analysed in depth.
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about 11 hours ago
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Luckily those who are yelling at hotels about asylum seekers are a completely seperate group who think digital ID is a globalist plot to control us, so I'm sure they'll welcome these plans.
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5 days ago
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The Maths Bazaar
5 days ago
GENUINE fact (not a "bit"): The date is 5^2 / 3^2 / 45^2 It is probably the last time in your lifetime where all three numbers are square (the next one being 1/1/2116)
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I did enjoy the chants of "doo-doo-doo, Hugo Ekitike" and loud mutterings of "worra knob'ead" happening at the same time.
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6 days ago
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Gillian
11 days ago
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11 days ago
I'm still going through a ton of scans of negatives from the summer - I'm so slow at editing and had 350 frames to go through - but I managed to take my X100F with me to Anfield on Wednesday. Useless for taking photos of anything involving the game, still fun for capturing a bit of atmos
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On my own tonight as my wife is having a girls' night out (Liverpool v Atletico Madrid at Anfield).
13 days ago
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Tim Krief
14 days ago
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Pete Prodge
13 days ago
Later on today, I'm launching my website, which is a database of people who haven't yet declared that Chaos is the greatest computer game of all time, complete with their employers' contact details.
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I need to buy new vacuum cleaner bags and I'm excited about how they're going to change my life.
16 days ago
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Gillian
17 days ago
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Gillian
17 days ago
Finally, please enjoy an FC Koln gnome with its arse hangin oot
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Beau
21 days ago
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We have COVID and are watching a football game being played behind closed doors. Might clap for the NHS and get on a zoom call to sing Imagine later.
22 days ago
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Alexander Fox
24 days ago
Me when I’m invited to literally any social event
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Mondo Mascots
25 days ago
Hatton, a sentient aerial view of a spilled bowl of soup, is the mascot for Tome City. The ingredients in the soup are local produce, and the spillage is in the shape of the city.
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But during the 1991 MTV Unplugged, Michael admitted that he had to go and look the words up "on a computer".
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27 days ago
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I find the fevered reporting of deadline day rolling news utterly compelling. BREAKING NEWS as a "not-first-team-ready" player signs for a club. Blurry long lens shots we are assured are players at airports. Uninformed musings about what it all means for financial fair play rules.
28 days ago
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Grace Robertson 🏳️⚧️
29 days ago
i just submitted the deal sheet to land your mum.
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Mondo Mascots
30 days ago
In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
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Michael Stipe
about 1 month ago
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I bet they don't get this painting-flags-on-roundabouts nonsense in Turkmenistan. Actually maybe it's for reasons other than a complicated flag, now I think about it.
about 1 month ago
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jenny (phire)
about 1 month ago
promise?
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The Monday Night Football presenting team have displeased the giant child who commands them. They will be punished.
about 1 month ago
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GoalScorer Challenge
about 1 month ago
The UK Number 1 when Rio Ngumoha was born was “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry.
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Marie Le Conte
about 1 month ago
fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you
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No Particular Dave
about 1 month ago
i wish i had a gear icon on me that i could select for settings and check a box that said "opt out of everything involving genAI"
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽
about 2 months ago
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We don't own a cat.
about 2 months ago
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Gillian
about 2 months ago
None, I don't associate with people who are going to point scimitars at me because they don't like what I think about games
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Naadir
about 2 months ago
Citizen, please present your genitalia to the gender verification service to use this toilet. Your gender and ethnicity will be provided to Brits with legitimate concerns. If your genitalia present any pro Palestinian sentiment supportive of a proscribed organisation, the genitals will be deported.
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Nunez was responsible for me going from "sure I'll watch some football with my wife, whatever" to "okay, I'm all in on this" and it was this game.
youtu.be/PVcVwNmsKgo?...
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about 2 months ago
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Elizabeth Hargrave
about 2 months ago
If you can read a story of this level of raw pain and come out the other side not supporting trans rights with your whole being, *you* are the one that has something wrong with you.
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I wonder if there's any evidence of cis men working in the M&S lingerie department and it not being a problem.
about 2 months ago
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Flat roof with a drooling animal on the roof. I'd look for another pub myself.
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about 2 months ago
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Just had a swig of this stuff and my purple bin disappeared :(
2 months ago
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Andy Dawson
2 months ago
There's no other sport that brings the drama like darts does. Nothing comes close.
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Saw this in a charity shop and I'm wondering what sort of guests would warrant getting out the fancy "800 year anniversary of the murder of Thomas à Beckett" crockery.
2 months ago
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I wonder if this is the sort of thing that could encourage a shift Pay by Bank or if open banking platforms are just as susceptible to pressure.
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2 months ago
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Channel 4 does an incredible public service by taking off Cheers and putting on King of Queens when it's time to stop slumping in front of the telly and get to work.
2 months ago
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Macc Sustainable Travel
2 months ago
I'm loving George's logic.
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I don't want to be one of those guys but watching Karen Pirie I am really straining to suspend my disbelief at the diversity of the staff at Leven police station in 1984.
2 months ago
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The Cameron Menzies pokemon evolves into Alan Brazil.
2 months ago
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My first away game.
3 months ago
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Michael Hobbes
3 months ago
Everyone is dunking on this piece but I think it's worth taking seriously. There's been good-faith debate among urbanists for years about whether free fares offer the best bang for the buck. It's OK to support a candidate and still subject their policies to scrutiny!
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Zohran Mamdani Has Some Good Ideas for NYC Transit. His Biggest Promise Isn’t One of Them.
Riders don't want buses to be free. They want something else.
https://slate.com/business/2025/07/zohran-mamdani-free-buses-bad-transit-plans-good.html
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Damian Barr
3 months ago
Tebbit was one of the architects of Section 28 which sought to prohibit ‘the promotion of homosexuality.’ This law emboldened bigots and silenced many librarians and teachers, including some of mine. As a gay kid I was left without official support from my school. It was terrifying and cruel.
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We do not have a cat. Nevertheless...
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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The images should reflect the place of cash in today's society: a taxi driver telling you his card machine is broken; Piers Corbyn angrily waving his money in an Amazon Go; a tory politician rolling up a twenty into a nostril-sized tube.
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3 months ago
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Nearby by-election. Presumably Marc was selected over Sven Rongun and Juan Eviltori-Batard.
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