I keep forgetting not to curse so much around my fucking family

When the TV remote is held by someone who changes channels every commercial break and never changes it back

If i have to hear about this fucking partridge in this pear tree one more time...

Why did none of you dipshits tell me

Gamers. It’s time

I'm on the US west coast so it's still not *quite* time for It

post your favorite Final Fantasy character

Going back to where I went for undergrad and reflecting on where I've gone over the past 14 years

Flautas hngnghhgnhh

Thinking about the time my brother got absolutely plastered on Christmas and asked my mom if she loved him, and my mom was stone face pissed that he was plastered and didn't say anything That was a fun Christmas, I got a Strset Fighter shirt as a present

Mfs will make a set out of gold, platinum, diamond, and sapphire before they will orient a board properly

Rick Langford Pitcher Debut: 1976 - Retired: 1986 PIT - OAK

Very glad I got to meet this special pair this year! @bimmerdog.bsky.social @dustingorbage.bsky.social 🎨: @dustythebat.bsky.social

AZ/NorCal vacation anthem

2026 goals: - continue boxing classes at least once a week - get the book picked up by an agent, or, failing that, get a plan to get it published via an indie press - get the word out about my availability to run other social media accounts - go to a hypno panel at a con - read 20 books

Micro who learns hypno so he can fight back

Macros who aren't fans of any sports teams that are called "Giants," why?

Ken Holtzman Pitcher Debut: 1965 - Retired: 1979 NYY - CHC - OAK - BAL

Post shower selfie

*sees a raccoon doing literally anything* oh yeah. Oh HELL yes

Excited to fucking kill it in 2026

Now that Thanksgiving is over and your belly is full, you can be my stuffing. Come on it. I am not giving you a choice. Art by: @shinyowy.bsky.social

I've missed food like this

returning to phoenix reminds me why I don't return to phoenix more often lmao

He really is hitting the

En route to phoenix, so of course I had to

📸by @konceptart.bsky.social

Found it!

Sorta regret not making it to the hypno meet when I was decked out in full drone gear smh

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

the strangest thing about the anthony joshua vs jake paul fight is that it was all first names, no last names

Went fast for 3 hours. Then went kinda slow. Still a PB/WR though

October: uwu what if I bought boxing gloves so someone could beat me up at Furpoc November: wait, I should learn how to use these. What if I took a couple boxing classes December: what if instead of taking only a couple boxing classes, I just ... kept going to boxing classes

how come every clip i see of jake paul getting his ass handed to him, he's not protecting his head it's the first thing they taught me in boxing classes, is he stupid

Same

*Gives a raccoon a delicious treat* The raccoon: Heheh.. another successful caper........

it’s Saturnday here

Do not be fooled - he's not actually being sexy. He simply wants soft tacos and scratch-offs. Do not fall for it.

the fact that there were so many of them

go yiff girl

YES MORE RACCOON LOGOS AND MASCOTS IN BASEBALL MORE

The hat says "I am trash" because, well,

POV: You're my Christmas cookies 😍 #FursuitFriday

curiously, being more chatty and talking with normies about sports has made me realize how many normies who are "into sports" don't actually pay attention to sports

Ace Attorney fans preparing for December 24th

Stretch

It's going to be a cursed day (saw someone on the street wearing a Yankees sweater and a Lakers cap)