Watching Noah Wyle pee. His technique is terrible

I ate Popeyes and I live a life of regret

"Yes but if I draw him looking really dumb, he will stop being so bad!"

Chill lo-fi beats to burn down a datacenter to

Snakes are government surveillance drones

Every time I hear "The Little Drummer Boy" I think

Controversial opinions thread:

It's onions all the way down

No hangover because I only done weed

Happy Thursday 🎉 Again

2026 mood board

at the club someone slaps you on the ass you turn around and see this what do you dOoo?

The patience of a bog body

I used to think I was too fucking online And it may have been true at the time, and I could still benefit from being less fucking online I’m nowhere near as fucking online as I thought. Some of y’all, holy shit…

Bananous Chloride

List of Kevin Costner movies: Fish Man Golf Guy Mailman Dog Lover Sheriff Tater The Boy Who Talked Too Much

rolling into 2026 like

I can’t think of a single instance in 2025 when someone got mad at me on Bluesky and actually let me know.

The fandom:

“I need a handle. I don’t have an identity if I don’t have a handle” People these days using their real name on the internet

At that grocery store where the robot follows you around and whistles at you if you don't move out of it's way

Campbells cream of rat souppe

Apparently Morrissey is coming to St. Louis

I want to buy an old Waffle House and put a big radio telescope dish on top of it and just basically be this guy

I haven't ridden this (much more than a trip around the block) since September, 2019. I'm -expecting- it to leak oil at any moment but it hasn't yet. I've gotta get tpms and some kind of nav for it.

Peso

38.617648, -90.189589

I can’t do this anymore.