RIP Bob Weir youtu.be/mzvk0fWtCs0?...

Attempt #3 to watch the new Tron movie…

That album your parents wouldn't let you buy so you ended up stealing it but found out it was just 70 minutes of the sound of an unbalanced washing machine filtered through eight different reverb pedals periodically punctuated by the sound of a crt whine

I call this “I Adjusted My Truss Rod (I Don’t Know What I’m Doin)”

I can't wait to eat those monkeys

THE NEW JEEP RANGLER WITH THE NEW 427 HORSEPOWER PENISSTAR V6: BECAUSE YOUR MOM SAID YOU WERE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR WIPED YOUR OWN ASS WHEN YOU WERE NINE AND YOUVE BEEN RIDING THAT HIGH EVER SINCE

EMERGENCY LUAU

J3L2404

will.i.am.h.macy.

I was going to lay off it for a while but fuck this I'm getting high

Make sure to: -Drink plenty of water -Get exercise -Eat healthy -Form an armed militia

2A

I bring a certain PELICAN TRYING TO EAT A CAPYBARA energy to the function that the ELOHIM don’t appreciate

Adult diapers with menthol “Have you crapped in a Newport lately?”

That’ll do, pig

Designated Crying Area

Percocet for Algernon

Scream not working because space make deaf

New intern has a green mohawk

I ate Popeyes and I live a life of regret

"Yes but if I draw him looking really dumb, he will stop being so bad!"

Chill lo-fi beats to burn down a datacenter to

Snakes are government surveillance drones

Every time I hear "The Little Drummer Boy" I think

Controversial opinions thread:

It's onions all the way down

No hangover because I only done weed

Happy Thursday 🎉 Again

2026 mood board

at the club someone slaps you on the ass you turn around and see this what do you dOoo?

The patience of a bog body

I used to think I was too fucking online And it may have been true at the time, and I could still benefit from being less fucking online I’m nowhere near as fucking online as I thought. Some of y’all, holy shit…

Bananous Chloride