The Final Destination movies are so dumb lol

AMBN NASHINAL LABS

Gas Pump Simulator

Load-bearing delusion

Bro are you ok I just noticed your leitmotif changed to a minor key

“You should really be kissing that person’s ass (like we do) because they made [thing I’m not remotely interested in] podcast”

rockin out to Jethro Tull

Surgeon General Tso

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

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DELICATE STEVE

I think I’m going to start using the word “cromulent” more often

Continuing to receive emails for this guy. He apparently has a cat named “Cinnamon” who’s overdue for shots and he recently moved to [exact address]

But what is Homestuck tho

How long until they start putting ads on bullets?

Performative tylenol taking

I can't believe they'd announce that on "Talk Like a Coconut Crab" day...

hahaa it's your boy uh skinny penis

Using only images, explain how you became a cryptid.

This logo fucks

IDEA: A talk show hosted out of a storage unit with

Peso

{audible eye-rolling}

if you need me I’ll be in my spike field dying of an ancient curse

I think it’s been long enough that I can finally say it: I never really cared much for The Gorillaz

September 27, 2032 {A cybernetic Steve Jobs walks out on stage, drops his pants and squats} “INTRODUCING….THE NEW…IPHONE”

IBM Thunkpad

Hello im lion king and watching high

Project BongRip

When you sit on a toilet, you connect your ass to a citywide network of asses and

“Here lemme get my sharpie out and write something on these bullets. What’s something lefties would say? ‘ICE BAD’?”

I’m beginning to think the FBI is lying about stuff

What movie do you consider "perfect"

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People don’t seem to understand what “rapture” means and I can’t really be bothered to tell them