The Strategic Hambone Collective

-create the dumbest story possible but every character has some deep lore -introduce at least one animal person character -get eaten alive by the fandom that formed around my creation

I ignored the show because too colorful and loud but I binged it while stoned and that finale fucked me up #tadc

The disappearing man made me lmao

Went to ikea and bought a new pillow #ambien

Crispy Boym

I have no scream but I must mouth

Grippy sock resort and day spa

Wait everyone’s been laughing at my accent this whole time ?

And that’s a reference to that thing, from the other thing

THE CAT KNOWS

I have reached low erf orbit

Full spectrum rosin and lets see how this goes

There's a kind of colonialism that exists in western society that I don't think people think about much, but it's a useful way of contextualizing colonialism on a broader scale.

Rigby violates OSHA youtu.be/PDGBTR_SmZM?...

Peso

What’s the deal with TADC and St. Louis ?

Are they....actually draining the swamp?

Dumb dog in my yard again

Dipping nuggets you never heard of into sauces you can’t even imagine

RF generator has a gas strut because the top half weighs so much

The ogre yearns for the swamp

Hooker with a Cloaca

Guy spent two years telling us we're going to do this thing at work, a thing that makes no sense and was going to fuck everything up. Then he retired at rollout and mgmt was like "lol no fuck that we aint doing that shit"

Dr Melphi shoulda had Tony wack that guy

For your consideration youtu.be/OpjNljjITjk?...

HOMONERS amirite

It's one thing to see ai "art" It's another thing to see art traced off of ai "art"

Finally get to work with dangerous voltages again…

I’d feel significantly less embarrassed if they had a WWE cage match on the whitehouse lawn

People just don’t seem to get monkeys in their back anymore. That used to be a whole thing back in the day

Whelp, back on my shit again

who or what

Supperman and HeyLois

Past employer had a pc from the late 90s running windows 95, connected to a dynamometer (machine used for testing power output of motors). This pc had an ancient version of MS Office on it, which I would record values into spreadsheets with.

Post a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers. ED-209

I had a dream last night that I was in NYC and I had recognized some random alley from Batman

2018: "If you can open this safe you can have half of what's in it" There was a warranty card for a paper shredder in it

That moment when you stop thinking you’re doing something wrong and finally go “maybe that guy’s just an asshole”.

Someone should write a prequel to the bible

“Play with ball” got incorporated into some primeval space in animal behavior millions of years ago and it doesn’t really make any evolutionary sense so I want to know how that started

Peso

I had a dream that I was standing in this TSA-like line for psychotherapy and I’d paid like $20 but the line was fifty people ahead of me and they gave you this bootleg band shirt for whatever was wrong with you (evanescence, korn, some other shit)