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Animal person movie 🤨🤔

This “DTF ST LOUIS” is profoundly inaccurate. No homework was done.

Look, there is a lion oh my god

Juan Bon Jovi

"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" implies that either: 1. Hell is north of Georgia (South Carolina) 2. Georgia is below the lowest ring of Hell (Treachery)

𒆳𒊍𒆪𒍝𒀀𒀀

Once you're nailed, everyone wants to get hammered

Paul McCartney makes a lot more sense when I’m high

Peso

I’m gonna fight Count Chocula

ok so what did the snake do with murdoc

All the slurs they had to edit out of the Ewoks show

Gorge

Everyone get Round in Clown Town they’re all in the same car

Küzcotopia

Hector Skibidory

Every morning I get up, put one round in my revolver, give it a spin and point it at the sun.

“You can tell she’s a bus driver by the way she drives a bus”🎷🚬🥃

Watching this movie where this dog exploits some technicality in NBA rules and plays basketball. I think it’s called “Showgirls”

Phoebus Skibidonkis

I once met a guy at an airport who had a condom full of pills in his second cloaca Weirdest thing I ever saw

What if Christopher Columbus found a Buc-ees in Sydney

tfw listening to Tangerine Dream and the mellotron strings happen

Wait you’re telling me this beef came from the ground?

Peter Steele would have absolutely hated ai

I actually kind of hate “influencers” and “content creators” tbh I hate the numbers and engagement games people play I didn’t care about popularity when I was a teenager and I definitely don’t today. If I’m participating in a community, it’s because I want to make friends

Someone’s outside my window trying to get my attention…

Polyskibidisulfone

Peso

Hey remember the V-chip?

Way back during the Paleolithic era of the fandom, I was given an impression that the only way to be part of it required one to be on FurryMUCK. I had no real interest in MUCKs, but I tried to set up an account anyway.

Saw a truck going down i70 with a load of telephone poles, overhanging the front of the trailer by two feet, and no headache rack. 😬

If this cold weather shit could be over, that’d be great Sincerely -Ambien “Moonpie” Escobar

The Emoji Movie

Com O so N O

un submarino muy gordito

It’s crazy to think how many people are out there arguing with strangers on the internet, neglecting their friends and loved ones.

Cromulent

Polish Karate

The circus has suspended the monkeys with pay pending the results of an internal investigation

The only way to kill the virus is to drink sterno and cry a lot