The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

gwi-ma shawn schwert toupee deng dorsxh endermatrix silber onglet senshi hoch drölf schreib makaken 🪆🎃

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Wir mögen Feiern! wir mö-Wir mögen Feiern! Wir mögen Feiern! Der Vengabus ist kommend und jederman ist springend. New York bis San Franzisko, ne rollende Dorfdisko. Räder aus Stahl sind drehend und alle Ampeln gehend. Hast du jetzt Bock zu Feiern, steig ein, fang an zu eiern. 🥳😎📣 🎶🚍🎶

dear followers, do you have any questions for/about these guys (likely to be answered as little doodle comics)

My debut book of comics is on preorder!!! publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-...

BEETLE MOSES SQUID COMIC! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Little sketch of the day

i need to take proper photos of this but i sculpted this guy and got matt to print him for me over a year ago and i finally painted him!! #art #3Dmodel 🪶

There is only one eggman I want to see on the TL and you're all posting the wrong one!!! I don't care about the soulless rich man I care about THIS 👇👇👇👇

Hela Gewürzketchup. Nur echt von Hela, keine Hehlerware. Hela Gewüzketchup. Barbecue, mild-rauchig. Mmmmh, Hela.

It's absolutely insane that straight men don't like tall women. What do you mean you don't want to climb a big sexy tree that loves you

Day 145 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets

Fact: The "new car smell" is just the collective off-gassing of a thousand synthetic polymers slowly giving up on life. You aren't smelling luxury, you're smelling upholstery farts.

Hello, I'm a woodcarver, and this what I do ✌️ You can help me a lot by sharing my work, so people can buy or commission me sculptures. Praying for octopus blessings on your life 🐙🙏

Hi'a - I'm Jaws, a completely independent artist scraping to get by. If you enjoy character designs, story driven drawings and comics, it would mean a lot if you pledge to P. 🖼️ jawsstone.com ✉️ [email protected] 👛 patreon.com/only_jaws 📺 www.twitch.tv/jaws_stone 🎙️ @theartofpod.bsky.social

The bane of Umbraic fishing hamlets, mermaids are parasitic creatures that feed on the human-body electricity. As reserves deplete, they emit pulses back to the nervous system, making the dead body look like they're struggling to swim, thus luring new victims. www.kickstarter.com/projects/xan...

bin aus unerfindlichen Gründen für die Einführung von Reality Check Nackenklatschern in der Politik

ich eröffne einen Sandwichladen am Hauptbahnhof und nenne es Croque am Bus

i don’t know how this is supposed to work in terms of intelligence but whatever these guys do is taking stuff that is not theirs to take and then sell it for the highest possible price electricity water clean air knowledge you name it they should be treated like the common thieves they are

My dogs seem to think 4:20 is supper time. They get the munchies about that time every day. I explained the origin of 420 to them in detail. That's for silly humans, they reply. Okay, fine, getting up and feeding the dogs.

auf französisch heißt es "lö Hormuz" und wenn man das umdreht, kommt "zum roH öl" raus. hat von den Qualitätsjournalisten natürlich wieder niemand aufm Schirm.

Thema Sommerzeit/Winterzeit: im Grunde müssten jetzt nur die ganzen neurospicy Nachteulen Geschäftliche Anrufe in die Nachtstunden und/oder frühen Morgenstunden verlegen und immer schön mit Zeitumstellung begründen bis es den Normies reicht.

Artists and illustrators should be careful when looking for an agent. Years ago, an illustrator friend of mine here in Germany realized her agent wasn't getting her any work, but she still had to pay them a commission from each project she completed (for clients who didn't come thru the agency).

Aufpassen. es ist SCHON WIEDER Freitag, der 13.

🎶ABRACADABRA ABRA OH-NANA...🎶

We lost one of the greatest writers of the 20th and 21st century 11 years ago today. Crack open "Small Gods" in his memory, or any other of his books. They are all masterpieces.

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

K-POP PETROL HUNTERS - GOLDEN 🎶 PRICES GO UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT. PUMPING OUR GAS WE BE GROWLIN' CREDIT CARDS HAVE TO BE GOLDEN OH, UP, UP, UP, WITH OUR PRICES CARS WILL START GAS MICRO DOSING CREDIT CARDS HAVE TO BE GOLDEN 🎶

no seriously, please hire me for your game I will do anything you don't understand how good we had it

Data Center? You mean Soylent Green meat factory?!

This Friday, I will try to finally finish this piece. It's long overdue and since I'm in a huge funk these days, I can mindlessly ink this and chat with ya'll. Hope to see you there <3 www.twitch.tv/jaws_stone

I used to paint digitally. This one is from 2022. medium: Procreate, Photoshop

I don’t sit through the end credits to see a post credits scene. I sit through the end credits for the end credits. It’s nice to bask in the atmosphere of the film, staying inside that cocoon a little longer before braving the outside world again.

Your month, your bird friend!!

wer blinzelt verliert

Commuting 2022

Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren, E-Mails werden nur noch in der Schriftart Arial, Schriftgröße 11 bearbeitet. Abweichende Formate werden direkt gelöscht. I hope this mail finds you.

pulling a shame-a-lay step 1: be actor step 2: get to a certain level of fame step 3: trash talk theaters'n'opera step 4: free tickets

I’ve changed some of my clocks but not all of them and now I’m all like

i was today years old, als ich gelernt hab, dass Amerika jetzt schon Zeitumstellung hatte und wir erst in drei wochen? pardon my french aber what kind of fuckery is this?!

jetzt können wir die fckAfD leider nicht mehr verbietet, die Wahlergebnisse sind zu gut.

K-POP PETROL HUNTERS - GOLDEN 🎶 PRICES GO UP, UP, UP, IT'S OUR MOMENT. PUMPING OUR GAS WE BE GROWLIN' CREDIT CARDS HAVE TO BE GOLDEN OH, UP, UP, UP, WITH OUR PRICES CARS WILL START GAS MICRO DOSING CREDIT CARDS HAVE TO BE GOLDEN 🎶

That's because they coddle them too much now. Back in my day, it only took 20 years for T-Rexes to fully mature, because they had discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the terrible tyrant lizard. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

aww shise, schon wieder Montag.

My least favorite part of the time change is going through another cycle of sunglare driving first thing in the morning.