Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

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Auction is up this pile of buns 🐇💛 A bit of a speedier auction this time, it ends tomorrow already! (Friday 23rd, 7.30pm central European time) Shares are super appreciated as always 💛💛 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Please go bid for this. What do you mean the top bid is that low??? Gogogo

man hungy man no can go man eat fruit mango [true story, bro]

New raccoon [ID 1 to 4 : Woodcarved standing up raccoon seen by different points of view. Some part are painted in black and white to match raccoon fur pattern, but most of the wood is visible.]

versteh bis heute nicht den Fail, warum peanuts nicht als Erbsnüsse übersetzt werden. Weil konsequenter Weise müsste es dann ja auch Erdschwanz heißen zbspsw.

very proud to present my latest master piece. please share. i'm very good. which detail caught your eye first?

found another very good hyper realistic picture of a giraffe. gosh, I'm SO good. Mom says I'm a natural talent. i drew this on a napkin in the zoo using mom's beauty pallet during golden hour. the light was perfect and hit all the right spots. i'm 12 by the way.

And another one. I'm blessed. Enjoy my art.

Enjoy my new hyper realistic painting of my dog. look at the detail in the fur. i used a microscope for best structure.

cute.

Teenage Mutant Panzer Snegge

i'm very pleased with the fur texture and the details on the nose. see how BIG that nose is? dad bet i couldn't draw in HD, but now i get ice cream. 🤤

nail this to the Louvre. my talent is oomph!!! 🥵

i'm also very very good with fruit and vegetables. hire me. profit from ultra realistic advert fuel.

ERMAHGERD, WERM!

color studies going well, i hit all the right shades on first try. no redo needed. took only 5 hours, so you can count that as hd speed painting. yes, i'm THAT good. hire me. i'll save you money. but pay me or i'll tell mom.

sea bug is best bug.

the hd artist strikes again. insect macro of a bee, i saw last summer in the park. i have a photographic memory, and i'm very proud of the fur on its butt and the tiniest little veins in the wings. enjoy.

feathers are my specialty. i can draw them in my sleep. but i was awake painting this because work ethics'n'stuff.

Geodi La Forgery

Perrito vinagre. Made another little dude. With a worse attitude.

"Catastrophe: Florida is stopping coverage for antivirals to 10,000 low-income people with HIV infection" 🤬 Ich hab gesagt: bald geht's auch uns HIV-Positiven in der reichen Welt an den Kragen, weshalb wir JETZT kämpfen müssen, MIT unseren #trans Geschwistern und den Black Panthers und der antifa.

ballet of ginseng agony

This man makes me so fucking unwell… sigh

Grönland Schmönland ALLES NUR GUERILLAMARKETING FÜR NE NEUE NETFLIXSERIE?! ich kann das alles nicht mehr 😔

"Is it true you live backwards in time?" the queen asked. "Not yet, but it will be," Merlin replied. "And then, I will have." "You speak in riddles. But you have seen the future? What will it bring?" "Fanfic." "Is that a spell? What does it do?" "It will give you Lancelot." "What is that?"

Warum heißt es „Schulhof“ und nicht „ABC-Pflaster“?

🤷‍♂️: "but the costitution states that..." 🍊: "try me..."

bus saga

SHARKBERG! In a theatre near you this summer. Off the beaches of Sydney, Australia, sharks have been feeding on poo balls released from giant fatbergs in the sewer system. Cocaine and steroid residues make the sharks massive and aggressive, joined together by the sludge to form... Sharkberg!

Microsoft can go to hell trying to cram copilot into every inch of their shitty OS. The only copilot I’m interested in is Klaus.

Despite their intimidating appearance, Canadian dogs are actually quite affectionate.

Déjà-vu ist übrigens nur das kurze Nachglühen, wenn euer letzter Speicherpunkt neu geladen wurde.

Coo coo

Tommy Doyle: EVIL DIES TONIGHT! Karen Nelson: Yeah it's pitchfork time! Tommy: What? No, Michael's super strong. No melee weapons. This here's 'Merica! It's all about the rifles, shotguns and pistols! Karen: And if we run outta ammo, we don't charge him. We back up and reload! Tommy: YEAH!

Brody: We gotta close the beach. It's already eaten several swimmers. Hooper: It's a great white. All the tourists are snack food to it. Mayor Vaughn: Welcome one & all to the first annual Amity Island Shark Fest. Lined up on the beach are coin operated binoculars. Deals on shark burgers & merch!

Dallas: Open the door! Kane could die! Ripley: So could we all. Protocol says 24 hour quarantine. Ash: There. Door's unlocked. Dallas: No, Ripley's right. 24 hours later ... Dallas: Whoa, we dodged a bullet there! Parker: We can take the frozen alien corpse back, sell it for EXTRA shares!

petition for anti-thriller movies. the characters encounter the entity/object that would normally drive the conflict that makes a horror movie about 20 minutes in, but they decide to disengage safely and everyone goes home and has a nice calm night.

I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.

"Quid pro quo. Ich erzähle Ihnen was, Sie erzählen mir etwas. Aber nicht über diesen Fall, über sich selbst."

Ich verbiete den Polarlichtern meine Augen zu betreten und meine Netzhaut zu berühren. Teile auch Du diesen Text wenn Du es nachts in Ruhe dunkel haben willst wie es sich gehört

"Quid pro quo. Ich erzähle Ihnen was, Sie erzählen mir etwas. Aber nicht über diesen Fall, über sich selbst."

seid dabei 🤖🔨

Goofing around at the enemy fortress 🔔

wife: what did i ask you to do? me: buy the name-brand repellent wife: and what did you do? me: i bought the cheap stuff wife: you bought the cheap stuff me: it was half the- wife: and what do we have now? me: *sigh* we have elephants wife: we have elephants

Power Rangers producers in 1994: "So did you finish the theme song for this childrens' karate show?" Ron Wasserman: "Yeah, real face-melter, just like you asked." Producers: "sorry what?" Ron: "It's gonna blow some doors down for sure."