Man Gamestop really tapped into something with this PSA partnership. As someone who goes to an LGS weekly to play cards with a ton of people, I can confidently say that people outside this realm of nerdism have absolutely no clue what Gamestop is tapping into and it's gonna break brains on CNBC.

Couldn't help myself after seeing everyone posting their powerpack grabs all day since it went public. No regurts. Super cool card. Wish it was the stained glass artwork, but this is really the next best thing. Definitely keeping this as prices on these cards have been literally skyrocketing lately.

This is fucked up, what the hell? It's like they are literally trying to just be cartoonishly evil as possible. There is no possible way you can sanely spin this as anything other than just pure psychopathic evil belief.

Gamestop powerpacks is now live and public it seems. Pokemon TCG slab collectors rejoice lol. They need to get their shit together and let us sort by set, date, characters, etc though. I'd pay a premium to roll on Temporal Forces cards even if I had to pay a worse probability fee or something.

Oh boy Gamestop warrant dividend day is next week. I better lube up cause I'm about to enter certain fund manager buttholes.

Ok now that I'm done ranting about wanting to execute pedophilic monarchs, back to the main ape course. Gamestop did notably well in the Great Recession, and we are hurtling into a bigger one at lightspeed. You heard it here first. People are gonna get crushed by this, but it won't be me. Be smart.

Like just imagine how much better Prince Andrew would look if his brains were all outside of his head and pieces of his skull were tastefully scattered along the pavement. It'd be so beautiful, almost as beautiful as the young virgins he fucked on Epstein's Island.

Hi my name is Sam and I have a bloodthirsty desire to publicly execute Prince Andrew with a sledgehammer to the skull. Fuck all the pedos. Hi FBI guy! Oh wait, my FBI guy got reassigned to scrubbing the Epstein Files, nvm.

Child traffickers are not qualified to do anything anywhere other than receive lethal injection. Full stop. If you do not draw your moral boundary at trafficking kids than I do not trust you to be a fucking homeless dude. Just rot in fucking piss. The fertilizer is all their flesh is good for.

The original antifa terrorist.

Can we just stop this stupidly, objectively wrong take that conservative, FiScALLy ReSponsiBLe policies are good for the economy? History doesn't lie and neither do charts. You aren't allowed to have your "personal truth." There is just truth.

There was this guy at college that infamously never showered, and his stench was pretty remarkable. It would permeate half of a 200 person lecture hall the moment he entered the room. Like, just incredibly bad. Whenever I hear how nasty Trump is I imagine it's a really similar kind of stink.

These are by far my favorite two powerpack purchases so far. I love the 151 release artworks, something about them just feels so true to the Pokemon games lol. Maybe it's nostalgia. No idea. Cool that I already have the stellar crown bulbasaur on my shelf, the two together are a neat tribute.

The MAGA people on meta are really something else lol. This is the third time the "people of family values" have objectified and insulted my wife when I post a negative comment about Trump. They never actually do anything else, it's kind of interesting and pathetic. And it's always losers too.

Congrats Evangelicals, polls indicate you are now one of the most disliked religious groups in America right behind Muslims and almost tied with Mormons. Atheists, Catholics, non-evangelical protestants, and Jews are all wildly liked in comparison.

The remains left by the Kirk Memorial crowd. American flags being used as a political tool and then thrown on the ground like garbage seem really on-point for them. I've used my flag as a political tool. It is respectfully rolled up and stored. Because I actually respect those who designed it.

They think we are so freaking stupid yo

So some nutjob took a sniper and killed 3 immigrants being detained at an ICE facility, and then shot himself when cops approached. And then Patel likely instructed the FBI to write some anti ICE bullshit on the bullet shells with a sharpie. Sure Patel, whatever false flag shit you say fam.

"We are lucky that they are so fucking stupid" - A Ukrainian soldier in a trench, commenting on the sheer ineptitude of their fascist adversaries. Yes, we are lucky they are so fucking stupid.

I'm glad MAGA is waging war on windmills and tylenol honestly because I'd rather them blame something dumb for all of our problems than the next minority group they want to punish.

Bitcoin looks very rocky, despite the falling USD, which tells me there might be no safe place financially from what's coming. Just mass liquidations as everyone slowly comes to the reality that agent orange is a fucking moron and we are stuck with his ideas probably for life because democracy died.

Trump's new war on tylenol is gonna give me such a headache I'm gonna have to take more tylenol.

Speaking of this, I highly recommend watching this translated version of Hitler's Beer Hall defense speech. And I also recommend reading the comments. Yes we are very much fucking here again. It's pretty distressing, but better to be aware. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWZs...

Lol literally. Like bro half the people I know can't even afford a dental cleaning anymore, you think they are just gonna spend $200k to move to a country they can't even communicate in? And you think people are just handing out citizenships to Americans like candy these days? 😭

Oh no, the cokerat of Wall Street that is so notorious for roping middle class families into bad investments for decades that the "Reverse Cramer Index" is a literal thing got hate from people he helped pile hate on. Poor baby, such a victim. Tbh bro should have hired bodyguards after 2008 lmao.

Did the rapture happen? Or do I still have to go to work today and deal with these morons existing everywhere.

Trump has, on average, siphoned $15 from every living person on American soil since he was elected. That's what $5 billion means. It's $15 per person. That's how much money he has pillaged by grifting the entire world with nothing but the levers of political power and complete lack of shame.

I swear to God if this speech police man wins I'm going to become a batman villain known as "The Fuckler" that just runs around leaving post-it notes saying "bitch ass pussy cunt cock shit" and they will never be able to catch me. I will be a menace to the peace.

Like literally, wut.

Just a reminder that our GOP candidate for NJ governor moved from Italy, took over Raritan Borough, and as one of his only significant acts tried to ban "foul language" with $500 or 90 days of jail per violation. Ciatershitty or whatever is as un-American as they come. And he was the best they had.

Dear God, I am once again asking you to strike Trump and his entire family tree with lightning so that they stop making billions off the backs of my friends, family, and coworkers who are becoming more desperate by the day. I ain't no saint. Fuck all them bitches with a stick. Amen.

When the Circle Kirk is over can we please get back to asking HOW THE FUCK DID EPSTEIN BREAK HIS NECK IN 3 PLACES BY HANGING HIMSELF WITH A BEDSHEET FROM A BED FRAME 6" SHORTER THAN HIM.

We gotta convince the rapture anyday believers that it's too risky to have sex cause what if Jesus finds you in that embarassing situation. We might just have the solution to convince them to not reproduce, finally.

The reason Argentina is getting a lifeline from the US government is because the optics of a country doing your exact thing, but just intelligently, still eating shit is very bad for your domestic support. It's the same reason they work overtime to make life hell for socialist nations lol.

The backlash of rapid political change was inevitable. We faced two clear options - a hard left-wing backlash in which wealth was redistributed through empathetic policies. Or a right-wing backlash, where capitalist status quo is protected and random targets are blamed and raped to make ends meet.

Gamestop is going bankrupt any day now. Just kidding, it has no interest charging debts, soon to be $11 billion in cash assets, a heavily profitable core business, and one of the most financially disciplined leaderships of every store on main street. You were systematically lied to.

Huh. $120 is fair value for Gamestop? Wow, we really turned the tide here. With very likely hundreds of billions in leverage tied up on both sides of the trade here, it could be very interesting how much wealth is redistributed from Wall Street to random retail nerds by this saga.

Very good and interesting due diligence research. But as the zen master says, we'll see. www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk...

So glad that Trump clarified we shouldn't allow ourselves to feel bad when bad things happen to bad people, so MAGA can frankly shut the fuck up when we all start thanking God when he kicks the bucket.

I've been using the term redhats everywhere as an easy term for well, redhats. I've started seeing some people using variations of that word elsewhere now and I'm so proud. I hope I am remembered as a man who contributed a new slur to society for people that defend fascists.

My 401k contribution just hit so I bought another 10 shares just in honor of her very high opinions of my rare dedication.

This was an excellent article written by someone who lived through the Sri Lanka civil war. It was posted on Medium years ago but since removed. I found it here. I highly recommend giving it a read. I cannot summarize words of real experience. wrongplanet.net/forums/viewt...

Best Buy is really dying by a thousand cuts. Feckless management, overly massive stores and a terrible fear to downsize to something sustainable because it might "look bad," a refusal to offer new markets or services, the curse of comfort, and 104% of their profits being paid out as dividends.

Hmmm. On one hand Venezuela is run by a dictator who chronically lies. On the other hand, the USA is as well. I'm not sure what to believe here. I lean towards assuming Venezuela is probably telling the truth here.

Pulled another $37 Anakin Skywalker card from a $5 SWU booster pack. These things fucking slap I swear I get more value than the pack cost on average.

Jim Jordan in his natural habitat of protecting pedophiles lol. I love how these goons always turn to using "procedural integrity" to just strongarm what they want but repeatedly show they give absolutely 0 fucks about procedures or norms when it suits them. Such a punchable motherfucker lol.

As someone who was admittedly fucking exhausted by the far-left sjw's of the mid 2010's who would unironically say seperating my laundry into light and dark was a racist "microaggression," this Charlie Kirk thought police shit is so much more exhausting and annoying. Fuck your dumbass feelings lol.

Historians are gonna just be so confused by images like these, especially since they will date to the AI era.

This is what chat GPT believes I should value Gamestop at today, based on all known factors and potential future share dilution. This seems about right.

Antifa is now a terrorist organization. This is important, as you need to understand antifa is not a real organization. They can call anyone a terrorist now and basically strip you of all your rights and even throw the military at you. This is bad shit yo.