Really, this is too much though. Magic is basically just fully fortnited now.

Star Wars Unlimited is genuinely the best TCG game right now, considering Magic has fully sold out its soul to become tabletop fortnite.

Mitch Mcconnell is our first AI senator in history I guess

Seeing Iranians and Argentinians move entirely to bitcoin for their daily life because their governments have completely irrepairably fucked their currencies into dust has made me feel somewhat bullish about the future of bitcoin again. May be a good bet if you believe in useless central banks.

For over a decade, they made absolutely massive claims about the future of their tech that made no sense. To 99% of the planet, it was obviously fraud. It become a $10 billion company anyways because rich people liked it, before it blew up. I'm talking about Theranos, but it was fair to assume AI.

Pretty much all she wrote. I have nothing more to say than this.

Woah, Gamestop just dropped powerpacks as an IOS app. I guess it is firmly out of beta now. It's quite sleek. Huge asset for Gamestop to own now.

Last time GME's 50 and 90 day MA's looked this good on the weekly chart, it was 2024 - and proceeded to squeeze 800% in a matter of days. Not saying it will for sure occur again, just that the last time this setup occured, it did. And this setup occurs very rarely.

Fucking W lol thanks Gamestop

Seriously? You said the hard R "clanker" right in front of my daughter who is emotionally attached to her chatGPT instance that she is in a deeply loving commited relationship with after she spent years chatting it into real, feeling consciousness? Is absolutely nothing sacred to you?

Imagine being Ryan Cohen, being the only public CEO in the entire country to collect no paycheck and make your entire pay via shares you bought with your own money, only for all the normies to accuse you of trying to scam $100 billion in free compensation. You fell for the angry CEO propoganda.

Ryan Cohen: "There was no backup plan at Chewy. There wasn't a backup Gamestop. So with Ebay, there is no backup plan here. We are going to purchase Ebay."

Just a reminder for those who are concerned that everyone is violently shitting their brains out because the FDA can't do it's job right now, black walnut + wormwood tincture is extremely effective against protozoa parasites and the $10 will absolutely save you a lot more pain if you feel off.

Big tech has $350 billion in AI related debt lol. That's not even the technical debt, just the balance sheet debt.

Lmfao SpaceX investors got absolutely trampled no amount of options selling can recoup 30% losses in 3 weeks lol

Lol, IGME, an ETF fund entirely dedicated to the idea that Gamestop is a good stock to target because it is "volatile degenrate meme stock behavior" is now closing and liquidating because that was an extremely incorrect assumption. I mean people keep believing it though and getting burned lmao.

Ebay desperately needs Gamestop's 1,600 store footprint for authentication and a complete revamp of how the site works and how return requests are handled. Ebay board desperately pretends this is not the case because why would you want to lose an awesome job where you get millions for no work.

Brought to you by the same groups that told you for 5 years that Gamestop is definitely going bankrupt and has a $2 price target LOL

Remember when Wall Street colluded wih each other to turn off the buy button on Gamestop's stock and collectively normalize that, because random ass me buying a random stock legitimately threatened to collapse the enrire global financial system in a matter of days? I remember.

Something that bothers me more than anything are self-righteous people with no self awareness. Just admit you are at least kind of an asshole like the 99% of us. At least have the self awareness to admit that while you pick apart everyone else's flaws lol.

Even my HSA funds are locked into GME. Gamestop's vision to make democratized and authenticated trading/auctioning/bartering a primary market in America, is so rational and so likely that you have to be on drugs to think that it is even a difficult uphill effort in the long run.

At the exact miment Gamestop's plans have begun finding fruition, and Wall Street sits shocked at a $400 million quarter through the worst time of the year, rather than IV spike due to extreme uncertainty of how this plays out, IV has tanked to nearly all time lows. This is not rational nor real.

They don't even know what powerpacks is, they think Gamestop is going under, they think the Ebay deal is not credible or serious, let alone know what Gamestop is building, and the stock is still $20 even though some absolutely autistic nerds on reddit already mostly figured it out publicized it.

Peter Thiel unironically named Palantir that because he genuinely believes Sauron was the hero of the story, and Gandalf was a warmongering villain trying to slow world progress and change. His words. The dude is an actual unhinged psychopath and it explains a lot.

In star wars the Clone Wars, the Jedi general Krell has his own soldiers slaughter each other. When interrogated by the soldiers as to why he would do such evil, he says: "Because I could. Because I did. Because you were stupid enough to fall for it. Because you are inferior." So, today's leaders.

It's kind of wild that over the past week or two, r/Superstonk has become basically r/FuckGamestop, and despite the amount of drama over there and everyone supposedly rage-selling at the best purchasing opportunity of this entire saga, the volume itself is at record lows. Ain't adding up.

I so badly long for the world where AI implodes on itself, AI datacenters get stripped for bare parts to pay off trillion dollar debts, and every gamer on earth can build the most utterly cracked out rig for like $50 at endless "everything must go" auctions lmao

To continue that thought, some $353 trillion in debt exists out there, and some $25 trillion dollars actually exist in physical or digital form, although the supply os dynamic. Still, when those numbers need to start getting closer together, I wanna be on the side of the $10 billion cash pile pool.

The reason I am a Gamestop investor is because while every company on earth has like a billion dollars and is making $250 billion deals with imaginary money that everyone plays along with for some reason, Gamestop actuallt sits on more vaults of physical cash than your credit card company.

Remember when stuff like this was supposedly the entire reason people put MAGA on power? Looks like they won the "fell for it again" award, again, as MAGA America drives shit into overdrive. Who ever could have imagined a radical ancap party wouldin fact help capitalists fuck us harder

Something people need to understand is that if you STOP LOOKING for a job, you are no longer considered "unemployed" by government data. So in other words, although unemployment is "holding steady" it is likelt skyrocketing due to the sheer numbers of people straight up giving up on it all.

Imagine having an ankle monitor and you get a flash flood evacuation warning, and upon fleeing you get arrested for breaking parole. I'm almost positive this has probably happened to someone lol.

I'm so glad I pre-ordered the physical card version of Oblivion for the switch 2 the day it was announced. It's already sold out at all sources and even removed from Gamestop's app for the time being lol. It pays to be a Gamestop investor that analyzes every news article related to them lol.

At this point there are firmly dividing two types of car drivers, who have very different relationships with their vehicles. I'm firmly in "fuck all this stuff where can I buy a 1990 toyota that runs and doesn't spy on me and require 6 app subscriptions" camp. Fuck modern scam cars so much

Anyways I'm totally fine being a lame square that doesn't see the blood of Jesus H Christ speak to me in my bowl of campbell's tomato soup.

I've watched two of my family members fully succumb to psychedelics/'natural healthy drugs'/hippy culture now. One sent us a handmade backwards written bible and left a bag of syringes at a sunday school for "crafts," another one is behaving like a delusional bum. It's not harmless.

Wall Street algosare so desperately trying to find my stop loss. Unfortunately for them, I only have limit buys setup lol.

Being invested in Gamestop is genuinely frustrating right now, because there is very little Ryan Cohen can do to break the corrupt shorts other than become an Elon Musk. I don't want another Elon Musk but fucking shit dude he has done EVERYTHING else and Wall Street continues to punish us lol.

Gamestop has already made about $350 million on its Ebay holdings this month lol. If none of this works out and Gamestop walks, it's a $10 billion company sitting on like $12 billion on cash very soon lol.

Stop. Snorting. Ketamine. You. Fucking. Idiots.

It is fascinating that after all of this, I can still buy Gamestop shares at $21, and was able to do that for 15 more shares today.

Almost 2 years now of the EU telling me to go fuck myself when I ask how it is possible that sextillions of notional dollars of open stock derivates traded through Dublin the week that Gamestop squeezed (again) in 2024.

Hahaha the sheer timing of this. Pre-ordered mine. www.tweaktown.com/news/112446/...

Ubisoft: "You better get comfortable with never owning something again" *dies* Xbox: "No more physical games" *never recovers* Playstation: "Hey lets steal everyone's online games and then the next day announce we will never sell physical copies again, that'll go well for us."

This is a wildly unpopular opinion, but it is ridiculous how much assistance veterans get while pretty much any blue collar job experience has similar physical, psychological, and family tolls. I say that as a son of a disabled veteran. Where the fuck are benefits for damaged civilian labor class.

Today, teddy.com suddenly redirects to Gamestop.com This strongly, strongly suggests that Ryan Cohen intends to use his former, little known business as a special purpose vehicle to M&A with ebay in a way most people won't be able to wrap their heads around until it happens.

"We want young people to shake us up and help us break from our old way of doing things. Just don't ever actually do that, like suggest people should be able to work from home like every study has proven boosts productivity. Or like, suggest we don't replace vital roles with AI." ~ every company rn

Purchasing the living shit out of Gamestop stock under $10 billion cap has paid off once again.

Gamestop made another $42 million today on Ebay ownership alone, absolutely lmao.

This was literally the plot of "The Creator" which by the way was an actually incredible action movie that flew under the radar