I did not realize the Gerald Ford carrier had such an unsolvable sewage problem. Sounds like the troops aboard it outside Iran are very miserable at the moment. Waiting 2 hours to take a piss sounds actually abysmal

It's actually kind of crazy that I get an ableist tag for using words like "retarded" by people who genuinely and unironically actually HATE the mentally handicapped for their disorders lol. I get very tired of people who virtue signal over trigger words and then say shit way worse than "retarded."

Someone should really figure out how to track Ehud Barak and make it perpetually public info is so some good samaritan can Luigi him. He's never gonna face any actual justice system for his crimes and involvement in Epstein's pedophilia network.

In full honesty I'm kind of surprised Kamala is not a raging alcoholic by now and if she was I genuinely wouldn't really blame her

Ah one of the Jim Cramers of the world is pissed at Gamestop and it's shareholders lol. I know some people are up in arms about this, but I say let the hedgies cry. It's hilarious seeing these people get irrationally upset about how I chose to save my own money.

Stephen Miller is to Trump as Tarkin is to Emperor Palpatine in star wars. So inhumanly evil he makes the actual big bad guy seem kind of like a reasonably benevolent decision maker. If Miller could do anything he wanted he would be the literal antichrist lol.

Up 0.7% on my investments today while everyone is hysterical about Trump destroying their portfolios. Yeah I mean Trump sucks, but jesus stop buying stocks with 350 P/E ratios, and than you don't lose half your money everytime a dictator sneezes. Play with fire get burnt by fire.

The DOW is at 48,000 so we are now allowed to care about the Epstein files again

I submitted two cards to PSA through Gamestop on Nov 25th. They aren't even in grading yet lol. The backlog is absolutely insane. Gamestop makes $30/revenue for every card they send to PSA. I have numerical reason to believe they probably sent 5 million cards to PSA in Q1. Based on PSA pop trends.

If Gamestop drops below $10 billion valuation again you know what I'm doing 😂 It has not been a bad strategy yet. Dur dur company with $9 billion in cash is probably worth more than $10 billion I'm vury smort, trading is honestly not a tough game when corruption makes obvious value obvious.

Yo idk who here needs to hear this, but C-3PO leader in SWU is sooooo underrated. There's nothing more fun than literally exhausting your opponent to death with exhausting human-cyborg relations.

Trump has managed to completely flatline the USA stock market lmao, did it get tired of winning? 😂

The irony of Trump announcing medical boats to Greenland, while said boats are in drydock long-term for repairs, while Greenland has free health are and no need for them, while half the USA is dying of easily treatable ailments, is truly wild. An impressive display of literal dementia, actually.

Weird that the guy who made millions off of correctly identifying what was basically a massive conspiracy theory is "not one for conspiracy theories." Is it really so hard to believe that billionaires with insane power would conspire to make sure they don't lose their money to retail memesters?

Yeah that's why "drain the swamp" was popular, not "clean it a little around the edges."

Mexican cartels are so fucking stupid. Imagine how big of a suckling chode one needs to be to be like "Oh no, 'Big Bossito' got killed, let's go terrorize the streets of people who literally have nothing to do with this." Bro get off the jefe dick and be a normal human. So many literal pea brains.

Everytime democrats have taken the high road to "turn down the temperature," conservatives have merely acted on the opportunity to win with the temperature on their own cranked to max. Which is why I support just cranking up the temps to meltdown mode and labeling the entire GOP as pedophile nazis.

Didn't take this legendary selfie but lol can we please make this night driving hell stop 😭

r/conservative is heavily souring on Trump, but it is so damn infuriurating watching conservatives pretend like there was just no way any reasonable person could have known in 2023-2024 that Trump and his cohort would be a band of dangerous, raging fucking lunatics.

Are smart people getting smarter, or do normal smart people just feel like a breath of much needed fresh air in an era where the most stupid people on Earth shove their shitpinions down my throat daily?

Qin Shi Huang, an ancient Chinese emperor, had a tomb constructed, including an entire army of clay figures, a massive underground city replicating his empire with rivers and oceans of mercury, booby traps, ceilings painted like the sky, and more. It has still never been opened, due to the hazards.

Link to his work to find which important Epstein Files are definitely missing. He has already filed FOIA requests which is good, but surely won't go anywhere by itself lol. drive.usercontent.google.com/download?id=...

Someone on reddit has found, using the FBI's own numbering system, a LOT of missing Epstein Files. I mean yes we know, but it's good he is building some serious documentation on it.

New Brunswick, my backyard basically, showed up and shut down an AI data center at city hall this month. Great stuff, I owe it to these people because I didn't even know about it and they probably saved me from a 30% innrease to utility bills.

Just heard my friend is getting laid off with about 90% of their company. They had a major contract in the IT security space that was supposed to carry them, but it was with a Biden appointee that Trump promptly purged with everyone else in government last year, so the conpany went tits up.

When the most notorious group of fucking idiots on the entire internet are impressed by the sheer scale pf your stupidity, it's maybe time to rethink your life and do the opposite of whatever it is you're doing lol.

So easy to make money flipping between Gamestop warrants and shares. They short attack Gamestop and drag the price down 1%, warrants do nothing because everyone knows the game. Just sell warrants and buy the dip, then when short attack is over I buy the warrants again. 1% every day for 2 weeks now.

3/9 justices believe running out of toilet paper whole going poopoo constitutes a national emergency that allows one man to tax everyone for a ballroom. These justices are illegitimate as fuck and must be removed. Absolutely ridiculous how shamelessly useless Clarence Thomas & friends are.

Just got one of these cards with my winnings after stomping the field last night. Happy cause it was one of my main hunts. I love Vincent Dutrait's hand drawn pencil/pastel artworks, I hope he continues to make a bunch more arts for Unlimited.

Stop giving the Ohio skibidi rizz siiiiiix seeeeeveeeen 🫴🫴 kids a hard time lol. It's kid humor. You all are acting like we didn't grow up screaming "IT'S OVER 9000" for no reason and saying "It's gangnam style!" and planking over dumpsters. Literally every generation is the same lol.

MoM Core PCE Price Index today was really really bad. We are back to covid era inflation folks, enjoy your stay 😭

China is a better country than the USA, but only because Xi is a significantly more benevolent totalitarian leader than Trump. The thing that sucks about totalitarian states is they are only good for as long as a good capable leader sticks around and holds it together.

To understand how bad the job numbers actually are, and how bs some of the unemployment figures are, you need to understand that officially, for all of 2025, the USA averaged: 300 jobs per state per month. So yeah. You're fighting your whole state for 1 of 300 jobs each month, essentially.

Me buying SWU boxes for $95 at Gamestop when I know damn well I can find them for $60 online from some poor guy rageselling at a discount because FFG keeps overprinting boxes.

Interesting that 52% of r/Superstonk regulars are American, but conservative estimates suggest Swiss apes alone hold at least 1 full float worth of Gamestop's shares. Only 1 float can/should exist. So how many times over do us USA apes own? 😂 MOASS isn't a meme, but the financial system clearly is

This really aged like fine wine, along with the majority of everything else he said.

Seems like I picked as good a time as any to pull the trigger on interest in Biolife Solutions -> Investment in Biolife Solutions. Curious to see how CGT therapies advance over the years, but I'm a pretty firm believer that there's some tremendous potential for good here.

Justice department this week. Why are fascists always weird like this

Thanks Gamestop this is cool but can you do a star wars unlimited one next lol

Seems like Carvana, one of the pump-it-to-hilarious-ratio darlings of Wall Street, is currently today's star on the everything bubble popping

Yep pretty much.

Feds: "Taxes on everything indeed are paid by people who live under said taxation." White House: "This is the worst paper ever, so stupid, nothing in it makes sense." Christ, they are soooooooo unbelievably, bewilderingly dumb lol. www.upi.com/amp/Top_News...

Don't you love when hundreds of quadrillions of $ in imaginary money moves around in a handful of days, nobody knows how to explain why or how, no one in the government bothers to investigate it, and then we just go back to pretending the financial system makes sense? 🤡 This was indeed weird.

The allegations that I have played a stealth archer build in Skyrim for 6 playthroughs over 15 years is a completely fabricated democrat hoax, I am completely vindicated by the fact that I did complete the companion's guild questline. The fact I did it as a stealth archer is irrelevant evidence.

Dick Cheney wasn't in the Epstein Files. He didn't need blackmail, pee tapes, or coercive financial connections to bomb brown kids for Israel. Man did it for the love of the game, apparently. I honestly don't know if that makes him better or worse, in hindsight.

Hahahahahaha Prince Andrew is going to jail 🤓 Well played UK, I did not expect that from you. Throw the full weight of justice at that villain.

Worth a repost. Cause that's the crazy thing. I wish I could say: "No, powerful financial figures aren't using some random shitcoin probably made by a twitter grifter to fake Gamestop-stock related obligations" But the SEC is legitimately that incompetent that I don't feel like I can rule it out.

With this in mind, I assume Gamestop is about to acquire a company that is honestly pretty great but being eaten alive by parasitic board members. Which narrows it down to.... like 95% of the entire public USA market LOL. Well, shit. Still got no clue.

Gamestop CEO, Ryan Cohen, just tweeted a very long and scathing monologue about the failing state of modern USA capitalism. Push the fucking button, Ryan. We all know it's fucked, that's why we are all here. We need someone powerful like you or Keith Gill to nuke a pressure point in this system.

The only really sensible way to explain GME-WS valuation is that "well they won't expire because Gamestop can extend the strike date." Which is true. But there is absolutely no confirmation or even example to reference as evidence that Gamestop would do such a thing, Wall Street is not that stupid.