I only care that Pam Bonding got fired if the follow up is prosecution

We should do that more

I hope they succeed Iran could do more to break up monopolies than our own government ever bothered to try

Remember that dude in the 10 gallon cowboy hat that used to come on Saturday mornings and tell us not to drown our food?? Well fuck him and his bullshit Drown the shit out of your food, taste all the extra flavor and smile at your salad as you hold it under the dressing until it dies

What a completely normal week we just had

What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.

Akira

One trick politicians don't want you to know to bring about world peace

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Eating apple pie for breakfast to celebrate waking up again

We are at the... 'Realization that in order to survive the coming months/years we will need immediate major lifestyle changes, many in the weirdest way imaginable' Stage ...for those of you keeping track at home

I know its been 30 years since I've attended a service but holy shit its still awesome waking up on Sunday and not going to church 😂

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

Random reminder: You don't have a stomach ache you have a large intestine ache Don't forget to get a colonscopy asap!...

We could be below 40k by the end of next week the way Trump runs things

The only thing I can say about this story is that it sparks a metric weedton of joy 😂

Ha, and I can't stress this enough, HA!

So much same but I have to work, this is bullshit 😂

THREAD. A collection of excellent scarecrows I have met on walks in the countryside. You will find the all-important caption to each photo in the alt text.

lol

Contrary to popular opinion I think the Strait of Hormuz should be tied into a knot

4th gade trip to Sutter's Fort and/or Sutter's Mill

Fellow olds, I HIGHLY recommend turning on a blacklight next to where you take your medicine at night... Ibuprofen is wild yo

More like the Ides of No One Will Face Consequences

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

Choosing to take a slight pay cut for a job 5 minutes from home two months ago has turned into a net positive almost immediately 😂

How economy doing?

Welp... Looks like I'm not buying anything again this year

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

DOW fall down go boom

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

No one wants to say this out loud but the solution involves summoning a Terrasque

Me posting my hot take on Bluesky

Boy oh boy I bet a strongly worded letter from Schumer would fix everything

who is going to liberate us from our dictator

My neighbor's tree has decided today is the first day of Spring

Fort Kickass has been conquered by cuteness

I had such a good day today I wasn't going to go and ruin it by listening to that mess

Started a new job today and Im halfway thru orientation and already feel like I finally found a home 🤘

He's confessing again

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

Can't pay any tariffs if the economy is so bad you've been too broke to buy anything

Show me your Uber driver

What's it looks like to be concern pawed and then swatted in less than a second in the bath when the power goes out in a storm... A swat for making her care 😂

Me: ...

#D&D&D This week we broke up a mutiny and won over all the mateys We stole a ship We stole a Captain We stole a crew On to find the kidnapper

I stumbled upon a channel that plays Little House on the Praire 24/7 in a loop and I can't stop watching....mesmerizing

Princess Leia: No! The star in the Andromeda system is peaceful! They have no weapons, you can't possibly... GMT: You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time... Where is the rebel base?