Ham sandwiches undefeated during Trump's second term

Rivers rolling into the Colts facility like:

Of all of the quotes from our traditional Christmas movie rotation I think my favorite line of all that represents the spirit of the season is, " FUCK YOU BABY!!"

I just hope both teams have sex… I mean have fun! Have FUN

I've heard it said that fantasy football is D&D for jocks but i find that's not accurate... It's Magic the gathering for jocks

"Unrelated" 🤭

Each day deeper into this admin and getting ridiculously high seems less wreckless and more like much needed self care

Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant

Saying "clinky" with my wife as we tap each others Reese's peanut butter cups together like a goddamn aristocrat

I...don't remember why I stood up...I'm sorry

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

This is my favorite play so far this weekend 😂

Can confirm

Solmissus?! If so, that's a new one for me. I need Dhugal Lindsay real bad right now. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 871 #asgardarchaea #MarineLife

These Enoploteuthid are so colorful. Nice look at the chromatophores. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 874 #asgardarchaea #MarineLife

ROV SuBastian pilots need raises because CAN YOU SEE IT?! ROV SuBastian in the eye of this Taningia! @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 871 #asgardarchaea #MarineLife

My unpopular pie take is that I like it, I don't care if saying so is woke

Even Luci needed the heating pad today 😄

Giants lol 🤣

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

How I sound explaining my campaign to normals... #D&D&D

Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.

TFW you adult daughter asks you to DM a campaign for her and her friends #D&D&D 😃

THEM: stamped it ME: double stamped it,no erasies THEM: triple stamped it, no erasies, touch blue make it true. [puts his hands over his ears and sings] ME:

I will stop when it stops sucking ass, so basically I'll never stop

I can almost see the 4way screen on our 25" tv as I listen

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

I spy Fort Kickass and Fort Kickass spies me 👁

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.

Kim, I alao have some bad news about your dad stealing your nose when you were a kid...

Stop attacking me 😂

7th grade science teachers:

After awhile, crocodile late for airport #sixwordstory

This game is exciting! lol

Lolth is pleased...

Its pretty clear the 2026 draft needs to be all defensive line picks, holy crap... 2026 49ers carrying 30 out of 53 DLs to start the season 😂🙃

"How much longer? These shoes weren't cobbled for a quest" ~ Margo, The Magicians I love her so goddamn much 😂

“I could smell the onions and the mustard, motherfucker.”

I spotted a Bag Witch emerging from her lair #D&D

BP agent Lairmore admits on record he was in the worst porn short ever

"I could smell the onions and mustard." lol

That seems like a lot is that a lot?!?

Is Darrell Issa hiding on the roof of his office again? 🤭

Welp... That's enough baseball for three years

Lucihowdy 🤠

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them