Chewing on itself while demanding you explain where its missing meat is going

Seafood boils are an incredible racket. Here's a huge bowl of food we skipped 2/3rds of the prep work on so you can do it yourself, that'll be eighty five entire dollars

The idea of running anti-abortion Democrats is sickening to me. That means killing women! That is what that means!

America is ruled by child rapists who ritually sacrifice human beings every day to sate their malignant narcissism because their peers believe that no abuse is worth opposing. one must conclude that they love it, deeply love abuse, love abusers—love receiving privilege and status from the Antichrist

here's a resource for if you've been doxxed. share widely docs.google.com/document/d/e...

Those guys that wanted games to have NFTs you could use across multiple titles got the idea from that scene in miss congeniality where the agent is inexplicably able to drag outfits from a dress up game directly into their personnel database and have it put the employee in the dress

I have never believed in fair fights and thats why I didn't go to HR about the transphobe's hate speech I just told the general manager about him putting the colander on the floor to strain the stroganoff noodles

Sure I could go to bed and get plenty of rest before the flight tomorrow but then I'll just be awake on a plane like an idiot

at a certain level of general public harm, certain actions could easily be justified as self-defense from an ethical perspective

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honestly if there's ever a moment under capitalism where you don't 'feel unsafe' we probably outta empty that fucken head of yours anyhow bud

You don't even have to take it from them, with the right sequence they'll destroy their own half-built institutions for you

You ever feel like you're being pulled apart at the seams but by someone that's never done it before so its taking way too long

As of today the federal minimum wage has now been $7.25 for 16 years.

someone finally uploaded the album Nothing Islands by Ayin to the internet, I've been searching for years since I lost all my backups and the original cd and I'm ecstatic right now

If you’re not advocating for a socialist transformation of society I don’t actually care to hear about how everyone should be non violent because you don’t even believe that. You believe in the grotesque violence of capitalism. You have just accepted it and normalized it.

Theyre really trying to bring back the word Prowler in our local news, they've tried using it twice in as many weeks to describe "guy walking at night captured by someone's ring camera"

Fresh Prince of Ball Earth

Papal Mario

What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity

Finally beat the tricephalos in nightreign last night, might have happened sooner if I hadn't started as the Recluse and refused to try another class but it was worth it

We should have killed him after ZZT tbh

Had to say the names of bands I was in as a teenager out loud today for what is probably the first time in over a decade and it felt very strange

Now that I'm not in a dire financial situation I can admit it is extremely funny that the restaurant permanently closed 10 days after this happened lmao

you can't hurt me because you aren't real Guy Who Knows What Roadside Picnic Is But Never Heard Of STALKER

you simply do not have to use substack 🥹

dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night

its been a while since everyone was being annoying about the same video game at once its kinda nice

I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

"oh but think of the small business owners" 75% of the acts of wage theft I myself have been subject to were committed by small business owners, you are talking about a group of people that is maybe the last bastion remaining between us and the destruction of capitalism, flood their fucking houses

Almost got ran over just now by a camry with a front plate that had the starship enterprise numbers on it

the welp of nations

Referring to burnout as participation atrophy

It would be very funny if by year's end the most affordable ordnance available to groups of disgruntled citizens were second hand teslas

Had a coworker at the BBQ place in 2018 that said of flat earthers "I just think its interesting that there's evidence to support both sides" claiming he'd seen a photo of clouds behind the sun. Maybe there is a literal physical limit to how much sapient life earth can contain

We used to have a pager store in town that survived for so long after that tech deprecated that what it got replaced with was a vape shop

Piccalilli, ya-ya, da-da Horseradish and parsley, here Anchovy, paprika, ya-ya Creole Lady Rémoulade

RIP, George. I know this was a dvd extra, but it’s a fitting tribute. Head ‘em up! Move ‘em out! youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...

I've used Skype like maybe twice in my life so that news is whatever to me. The call jingle was good.

Half the jobs ive had were businesses that closed down and for some reason this most recent one, shitty Grandy's franchise location, has everyone that hears about it asking me tons of questions about how it happened, never before, like this dogshit restaurant doing no business was somehow famous

never meet your eros, they will really fuck you

thinking again of my manager at gamestop in 2007 who said he knew who nicole scherzinger was because of The Wire and, how, she's not in there man, what did he mean by this, I will die some day not knowing

very sad when you're looking at the wikipedia page for a movie and every single cast member has a blue name but one, worked out for everybody but you didn't it Cisco Reyes, my condolonces

I'll watch a football game but I draw the line at signing up for a tubi account

its short for New Orleans Bushnell

bat puke anon

had a phone interview, went well, then 3 minutes after hanging up the recruiter calls me back to say "hey I just noticed that we have a better paying position available that I want to put you in for instead is that ok?" and I honestly could have started sobbing

if you think about it, Jesus Christ was the original "Roman cancel"

picturing a Dumb and Dumber straight to dvd sidequel starring Damon Herriman and Jeremy Davies