i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

Mommy asmr hit my dopamine system like ummm

Genuinely listening to mommy cleans her cats ears asmr

clicker training a girl with the sound of a boot heel tapping on hardwood

What do you mean theyre giving trump the israel prize

I mean cat food probably does have some nutrients people need

i am NOT arguing with a doll. you are an object. you are an item. i could stack 64 of you in one inventory slot

"Pits"burgh you say?

I should do something with my growing pile of cardboard and empty estrogen vials

Zionist young sheldon vs malcom "jewish voices for peace" middle

Is there a way to have my leg follicles transplanted onto another woman

Love body hair on all women except myself

Has anyone looked into sending all of france to jail

Tgirl bush lasered

If we ever form a breakaway transgender civilization in space i think it would be a good idea to look into piloted, humanoid vehicles

I too went to high school in the 2010s

What is the political-economic ideology called where capital is held in the form of internet clout

Explaining my transition to my capitalist father as a "rebrand"

Oh my god i get femboys now I get it

Im not a chaser i just happen to be really into women who are 50% super capable independent girlbosses and 50% pathetic wet cats

Good time of year to get into underscores and weed

partitioning the linux robotgirl with a windows 11 installation while she cries and begs

A wise old man once said goes "the only person capable of giving a good handjob is yourself." and that man's name? China.

⚠️dick shrinkage ahead⚠️

Going though ruff times

If no one else got me i know @chastainclaire.bsky.social got me

The most stable polycule structure is a hexagon made of love triangles all sharing one person in the middle. Diagram to come later

girl4girl4dog4twink

Men with this beard is like bright colored poison frog with no chin

Is emotional sadism a thing or do i just have mommy issues

Ever reach that point with someone where you get off on the idea of leaving them mentally scarred for life or am i just a sicko like that

18 year old baby queer: Calling yourself a transbian is icky!!!!!! 43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power. Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but

Car with like 5 of these and a few cats

Family phone time yay yay

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

Its fucking over. They found the tier list. I'm so sorry.

Incredible: this 160 year old farm still cranks girls the old-fashioned way!!

You aren't "incubating" or "getting ready for real life" bitch this is real life. This is how you're spending your time

-pit bull with BIG BALLS -german shepard -twink with puppy ears and a tail plug -gun wolf

Performative matcha guy who joins ice for the student loan forgiveness

Girl who wants to move to a walkable city but is scared of the scary brown people and the bus

Oh to be a fly on the wall in that campaign room

Whats a good gundam show to get people into it

Plex is the perfect streaming utility for poly people/whores. Its been so long since ive found software that works for the people yk

Need a tongue in each ear RIGHT NOW!!

Love when girls do a big slow blink at you with their big brown eyes

Cant believe its the first time in years that we can say Merry Christmas in AMERICA!!