Ended the year by peeing on a closed toilet seat in the dark!

Neon Genesis Evangelion Opening Credits

indeed dot com but its made for channers: insneed dot com!!!

my broth exquisite

ah i need a new bit, lets see... hmm.. i cant be sexist, my girlfriend already does that.... okay how about racist? nope, shes already racist.... antisemitic? darn, shes already doing that too! homophobic, transphobic... gee, how am i supposed to get my own bit in this relationship?!

i need a girl who looks like this

Dude these talking animals are so funny they make me wanna [REDACTED]

one year after getting death stared by at least 3 men in a walmart supercenter, this brave transgender has applied 11 times to that same store 😊😊

Has anyone looked into sending all of france to jail

Explaining my transition to my capitalist father as a "rebrand"

explaining feminism to an American: Imagine if your hamburger was a person

my girlfriend and i love each other cherry much

🎵Im bringing gleegle back (yeah!)

A wise old man once said goes "the only person capable of giving a good handjob is yourself." and that man's name? China.

Cant believe its the first time in years that we can say Merry Christmas in AMERICA!!

Netflix and chill is done, it is now the era of Plex and sex

average white neet transgirl

Performative matcha guy who joins ice for the student loan forgiveness

merry christmas time to repost the classic

Keith Haring, The Nativity, subway drawing, c. 1983

brother, you wouldn't know the bit even if you had eight of them

The Eloquent Edger The Generous Gooner The Mirthful Masturbator The Bountiful Bean-Flicker

who up considering they possibility of a device?

Hanukkah would not be complete without your gfs sweet old democrat gramma going off about how black people are antisemetic and how we should move to israel actually

Ive had enough stopping and thinking! Time for topping a twinking!!

how could you NOT know about #PackWatch ?

reposting all of my girlfriends posts because she needs boosting from a celebrity like mee

ragebaiting her to completion 💦

Bringing a set of blueprints to my bottom surgery consult. They will hear my theory and come to see the light.

Million dollar idea over here: Doordash for fishing. Thank me later

humping my bed and talking to strangers on the internet

sometimes sisters were actually once two unrelated boys who went to the same school district for 13 years

Petit Eva: Evangelion@School Episode 24 Flying

more proud of this one than i think i should be

i just poured nuclear waste in my bed can i sleep in yours

mom come pick me up theyre discussing film history

moooom come pick me up theyre cucking me

dysphoric girl who shaves the cilia in her cochlea

is it normal that when i go to the endocrinologist they take my blood with leeches and feed it to the "leech man" and they tell me that by next dawn they can analyze my hormone levels by how loud the leech man screams?

was thinking about this the other day and i think the "mean linux users" trope is due to the fact that linux doesn't have a dedicated troubleshooting service. like there's no one whose livelihood depends on solving ur problems for u and soothing ur emotions

crank (2006) is edited almost as if it were a youtube poop

Archdeacon of Bones (2 miles away) has sent you a message: hey meatwad

No! Going outside drug will kill the patient. She needs tummy punches to live.

tummy punches from a girl who shovels coal

the chad kafka vs the soy father

starting my furry porn career

ive noticed that only kind of people who get cancelled also happens to be famous, so ive determined that in order to get popular ill have to increase my slur-to-word ratio

my girlfriend is like galactus but instead of eating planets, shes eating pussy. and brother, im the silver surfer

workshopping my posts with my half-asleep girlfriend going hey bbygirl i got something real good for you babe

No no no. You can't wash your pup's pits. It's called SEASONING and removing it can actually be unhealthy.