the new pokopia meta is to roleplay as trick room breed fodder

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

Lamp oil. Lamp oil. Lamp oil. You want it? It's oil, my friend. It's lamp oil. You want oil? It's lamp oil, my friend. Your lamp oil is oil for your lamps, as long as you have enough lamps.

POV: it’s 2023 and you got a bsky invite

I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

if you think closeted homosexuals are easy to blackmail wait til you hear about men with large gambling losses that can’t even disclose publicly

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

oh great, you ehh, had the vision to find my freakin’ house. great. good stuff. hey, tell you what. take that smart sword of yours and get the bastahd that did this to my car

oomfs think i'm a princess :) *remembers they are communist* uh oh

Doctor Doom crying at the Twin Towers only makes sense if you assume he wished they hit the Baxter Building instead.

respectable american politics (said while wearing a suit and having short hair): ELMO is a demon. he hates white culture and western values. we need to bomb sesame street. in submission to the LORD

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

Everyone who uses GenAI should pay extra taxes and mine as well.

As someone with low distress tolerance due to trauma/mental illness, I want to add a really important thing: Distress tolerance is more about your reaction to distress than how the distress itself feels. The goal isn’t building comfort, it’s building space to react in an appropriate way.

Rolling Stone egregiously included just two covers of the Undertale track Megalovania in their latest ranking of popular songs. paletteswap.site/different-co...

I've not seen a better ad for getting a therapist

I take it back, the Five Guys logo is peak.

screw this im playing a non-incest fighting game like melty blood

Pic for @cheeseuschrist.bsky.social ! 𐚁 🐰

i present to you a doodle about dating a polyamorous girl and meeting her other girlfriends

why do they call it hapsburg jaw when they coulda just called it chincest

dead by daylight players are teaching each other cognitive behavioral therapy in order to avoid moving over to better video games

イナちゃんと運動🐙 #inART #いなート

We have moved, in my adult life, from "you can't trust Wikipedia because they don't even have any gatekeepers" to "we gotta rely on Wikipedia to hold the line because universities have been coopted"

Dead ringer.

We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss

They could say the n word with the hard r right now and the news would somehow try to soften that

goty 2026 like there is no way you are beating this

a very wet cindy (♂️) offering you a shower

they have to know

good night

is anyone else thinking about dick n balls right about now funk soul brother

How many times have you heard "we won't use generative AI in the final product, however we may use it in the prototyping/concepting/early phases to help with productivity" or some variant thereof recently?

Girls who fight get put in their "This our get-along" frotting fleshlight

woah there pal are you allowed to say that

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Word processing. Point and click. Surfing the worldwide web. These are just some of the things you can expect to do when you go on the computer.

"everybody in the creative industry is drinking my piss", says Direct Piss Sales CEO John Desperate

One round Cherri comin up!

Remember when you could boldly lie like this and kids wouldn't fact check it

Dog's night in (I'd kill for one of these things, idk where I'd put it tho)