Thank you for the reminder of the time Jason Manford issued a notes apology because his tribute to Brucie being under the Palladium unintentionally sounded like he is in Hell.

It has come to my attention that not everyone in the world has signed up for my newsletter. I was worried this was because you all thought you had to pay. Literally loads of it is for free and can be read right here and please do! annasavory.substack.com

THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD with @annasavory.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

It's last days to pre-order a copy of my book with a signed bookplate! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/vintage-de... I'll be doing a select few events after it's out. The Goblin Maket will be cool. #comics #book

Sinead gets it!

Ok Bluesky, how are you for this kind of thing… what manner of bee is this? It was SO BIG, I thought it was a hornet but it wasn’t hard and shell-y, it had fur! Help me bee experts #bee #insect #insectID

Me: why doesn’t your son take over the restaurant? Owner of the restaurant (they’ve been trying to sell for years): well, he doesn’t quite know what he wants to do. He’s only 26 years old…. My husband (as the owner walked away): Napoleon was Commander of the Army of the Interior when he was 26.

I just know every single day of my life I’m going to regret not buying this £119 Royal Doulton bust of Kenneth Williams! Every single day!

So excited that my book with Kristina Gaddy, "Go Back and Fetch It: Early Black Music in the Americas for Fiddle and Banjo” is almost out in the world!!!

Overheard here in Oxford ‘Daddy, can you ask us another question about Guinea pigs?’ ‘No.’

🔊 I am delighted to announce that CROWLEY TIME IS COMING BACK TO LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL! A brand new sci-fi romp entitled LINK'S GAMBIT, 4:30pm on Sunday 7th September. Just a few hours before the new Wooden Overcoats episode! live.crowleytime.com @woodenovercoats.bsky.social

Hard relate to this opener to @annasavory.bsky.social’s latest newsletter - and also the only air fryer story you’ll ever need

@annasavory.bsky.social, @johnrain.co.uk I bloody love a horror portmanteau, and I bloody love @smershpod.com. Been listening back to your Amicus episodes while working and enjoyed them all over again. Nothing to add, just wanted to say thanks and share something positive on a Friday.

Theres a new edition of my newsletter out in which I share a pretty mind blowing theory about cocks and balls and art! Click to read for free (for a small contribution you can unlock my weird art!) annasavory.substack.com/p/let-me-give-…

I’m in the middle of applying for PIP during the worst time in history to do that, great to know that my laughter (!) and basic politeness will count against me in this process.

A while ago, a friend literally took me upstairs to show me her etchings. Luckily, we were both autistic, so absolutely zero fucking happened and I looked at some nice etchings.

I know this is much remarked upon but, socially, now, we can all watch TikTok videos full blast without any headphones on public transport & its the worst thing we’ve ever allowed as a society - listening to a different irritating noise every three seconds is going to be what kills me.

I cannot urge you strongly enough to subscribe to my newsletter. Please subscribe to my newsletter - it’s free, or you can pay a small amount to access, this week, a story about my poisoning myself! But the great bulk of it is free. Please subscribe! annasavory.substack.com/p/from-the-n...

So, this Unbound thing... There's gonna be lawsuits, right? It really feels like there should be lawsuits

Fair warning, @johnfinnemore.bsky.social is planning on using a piano at next week's Tall Tales. Sign up via www.listenandoften.com/talltales

Why yes, I have been busy in my seaside town, thanks for asking

Happy Easter! I’ve ranked four Pilates so you dont have to… open.substack.com/pub/annasavo...

Had to switch off notifications to this due to the sheer number of people who felt the urge to contact me individually to let me know the life expectancy of the American male. Did you know middle age starts the moment you’re halfway through your life so you won’t know you’re in it until you’re dead.

Hey look the new ones out! You probably want to know things about goats, right? annasavory.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...

The demise of WHSmith reminds me of when my friend queued for ages to buy a protractor, only to get to the front and discover that it was Jeffrey Archer doing a signing

Hey look the new ones out! Watch me dissect my favourite non-joke in the Simpsons. All this and more if you sign up as a free subscriber. Fortnightly unadulterated me to your inbox! Frankly I’d do it now cause I reckon I’m running out of ideas annasavory.substack.com/p/i-hate-it-...

been thinking about this for like 10 hours and imagining Christopher Lee’s character doing a “he seemed nice” as he waves the cop away and it makes me laugh every time

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

The fact is, frankly, that I would love you to sign up for my newsletter. And in return for doing that you will get fortnightly funny newsletters, or weekly if you’re rich! open.substack.com/pub/annasavory

It's #LongCovidAwarenessDay2025 and these are the messages i want different groups to understand: Medical professionals: Our best healthcare teams dont have all the answers, nor do they pretend to. Instead, they read the evidence, they listen, they believe, they monitor 🧵

Fun fact: the nictitating membrane is the extra, often translucent, eyelid many animals have. Human nictitating membranes are vestigial, but a few cases of a full or partial third eyelid have been reported👇🏻 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles... H/t @annasavory.bsky.social for this eye opening fact 👀

Tall Tales, April 1st at Kilburn's North London Tavern, with @johnfinnemore.bsky.social, Marty Gleeson, @rosalieminnitt.bsky.social, Susannah Pearse, @annasavory.bsky.social and Mike Westcott - 8pm, amazingly still a fiver, email us to be on the list www.listenandoften.com/talltales

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‘Blink! Blink!!’ we cried at the screen ‘oh god no!! Not like that!!!’

We thought for a while he was CEO of the Empire Tea Bureau but then it turned out that wasn’t a business it was a government department to make people drink more tea in war time. Obsessed with him! He doesn’t blink, until he does when he fucks it up so much you wish he hadn’t.

A lovely new newsletter explaining how you can reduce your stress by burying yourself and why you are like me (ie. unable to stand up very long) - I think you should become a free subscriber! open.substack.com/pub/annasavo...

Medieval Women and Their Handwriting The British Library’s latest exhibition, which is now in its final days, is certainly a crowd-puller. On my visits and based on reports of others, it is often busy to the point of traffic-jams in some sections. This is no surprise: ‘Medieval Women’ may be…

Fun fact: babies can listen & retain sound information from the womb, esp related to melody/intonation. As such newborns prefer their mothers voice, & their cries can naturally have an accent reflecting their mother tongue to-be www.cell.com/current-biol... www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/epis...

Quite obsessed with this

This week please enjoy the best thing ever committed to audio recording and embedded in a newsletter open.substack.com/pub/annasavo...

With literally minutes left in his presidency, Joe Biden has granted clemency to Leonard Peltier

Without Mel Brooks hiring Lynch to make THE ELEPHANT MAN — on the strength of ERASERHEAD alone — he is very likely just a guy who made a weird film at AFI. That whole filmography you love doesn’t happen. We all need sponsors and mentors and patrons. We need people who believe in us.

My rents just increased so there has never been a better time to subscribe to Unsavory News. Fortnightly free newsletters, weekly for a fiver a month. open.substack.com/pub/annasavo...

Just accidentally killed a spider during the glass trapping operation due to shoddy manoeuvring and the guilt is really extreme! This could be what does for me, not going to lie.

open.substack.com/pub/annasavo... The new one’s out!

Tall Tales, Tue 28th Jan: All star cast featuring @garethmedwards.bsky.social @johnfinnemore.bsky.social @alxfrnkln.bsky.social @rosalieminnitt.bsky.social Susannah Pearse, North London Tavern, 8pm, £5 Lovely to see you there, email us: www.listenandoften.com/talltales

"So how will seeing a clown cure me?" "I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."

If anyone is following the Partridge Guide To A Healthy and Productive 2025, today is the day that you eat so many Lidl festive chocolate balls that you feel physically ill and have to lie down. Keep it up! 👍🏼

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

There was a recording of them performing Dark Eyes on YouTube for a while and I swear at the end they kissed but it wasn’t like a sexy or a romantic kiss it was a secret third thing to do with creative intimacy. Great stuff!