whitetail supremacist

girl, same

You can’t convince me that these people know what a book is

Nuke everything from orbit, time to let the roaches try things for a while

no one was more surprised (and annoyed) than me

ask him where they would be deported to

Honestly cannot think of a time I knew less what was going to happen at court than I feel ahead of oral arguments on birthright citizenship tomorrow. The fact that this is getting a full hearing instead of a 9-0, per curiam, benchslap is already beyond disturbing.

I'm almost done with my book (social history of online dating for One Signal/S&S)! But first, I need to speak with people about AI and dating. Do you use one of the AI assistants such as Rizz or ChatGPT for help? Or maybe you have a romantic AI companion? You can be anon! [email protected] 🙏

few things with the world seem right these days, but ken jennings as the host of jeopardy does

Fuck yeah she did

suez-cidal

Feels risky to have April fools day when people will believe absolutely anything

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

the clock is ticking heatmap.news/energy/hormu...

I will never get over how effectively this administration convinced people in bad faith that they were fighting antisemitism on campuses just to turn around and do exactly this

It’s rude that everything is such a catastrophic shitshow globally because I have a lot of personal stuff to feel sad about and all the mass horror is making that hard

The 12 year olds at the Pentagon had a cool new missile they wanted to use. It explodes a few feet above the ground & shoots out little tungsten pellets, killing everyone nearby. They used it to bomb a sports facility where girls were playing volleyball. Killed 21 people. In your name.

I literally gasped.

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

Sydney Sweeney ass writer

That a vaccine does not have to prevent infection to be effective

Blowing off work to text my middle school friends and break the news that chilli is a trumper #lefteyewouldnever

Buckle up!

really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

As Rome burns

Vigeland: We talk about how, oh no, they just hate us for our freedom. No, they hate us because we bomb girls schools.

I FUCKIN LOVE DANA

The worst thing the Pitt has ever done to me is make me agree with santos

I showed up for a staff meeting today and ended up holding a baby goat in a tiny sweater the whole time. I love working at a farm sanctuary. 🥹

i am a MAN. i am a COWBOY. when a homeless guy asks me for change i PISS MYSELF. MASCULINELY.

Jaw-dropping admission by DOJ to court. DOJ admits to having repeatedly made "material mistaken" representations to judge - ICE never had authority (under 2025 Guidance) to conduct arrests at immigration courthouses! DOJ admits court "relied on...prior misrepresentations." DOJ blames ICE (page 2)

Seven-word death punch

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Go fash lose cash bb

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Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

Almost nothing makes me feel better about anything but drinking a very cold can of seltzer while taking a very hot bath comes pretty close

I hope those in psychedelic healing communities realize that protecting abusive gurus/shamans/leaders of the so-called “psychedelic renaissance” is not only morally repugnant but also harms the “movement’s” ultimate goals.

When you think you're a liberator of your people and you're also sexually abusing women and girls from among those people you're demonstrating that you have trouble recognizing them as people. (And that is way too common.)

the reason we dont have high speed rail or healthcare is so we can stuff money in the pockets of a few guys who were in the right place at the right time a few decades ago so they can do shit like this, this is the innovation we’re getting for funneling money to these people

So many sad stories So unfair www.statnews.com/2026/03/19/n...

just a thought: no movement should ever depend so completely on the reputation of its chosen figurehead that one of its founders is forced to make a calculation like this on behalf of its survival

Perfect

Uh oh it’s the paralyzing anxiety and existential terror again

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

Highly placed sources within my bathroom acknowledged during a recent classified briefing that I had not planned for the possibility of vomiting after chasing a family-size bag of flamin' hot Cheetos with an entire fifth of 151 rum