RIP Patrick Murray, aka Mickey Pearce in Only Fools & Horses. Passed away aged 68 due to lung cancer. Played one of the many great funny characters making the show what it was.🙏🏻

Whereas I on the other hand went to see my girlfriend's ex husband's band play the other night.

I have opinions about camper vans. Strong opinions.

And I thought we'd seen a decline in red and white flags being hung from lampposts. www.nottinghampost.com/news/notting...

Ryder Cup latest: DONE A POO

In the words of Mrs Miggins: “He’s pretty down on his luck. He’s made that horse’s willy last all morning”

@apiln.bsky.social Get the klaxon. www.herefordtimes.com/news/2549830...

The US has declared war against IKEA

Absolute huge commitment to the club by the owners guarantee some will try to twist it though instead of just accepting we have great owners www.nottscountyfc.co.uk/news/2025/se...

Nottinghamshire’s unfancied men lead them to County Championship title

No, but neither are guns, so we can be a bit more lax with who gets into schools.

Bad behaviour from Clunes

Bloody Martin Clunes up to his tricks again.

Starting to think the weather doesn't like me.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

@apiln.bsky.social Cat(s) www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-n...

😂😂😂

Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!

Thousands of Londoners have indefinite leave to remain. They have legal rights and are our friends, neighbours and colleagues, contributing hugely to our city. Threatening to deport people living and working here legally is unacceptable.

Certainly wasn't expecting a frost this morning!

Of all the “Oh mate” stories we’ve ever done, this is the oh matest.

I don't know which is more disturbing. Finding out that the catchy ditty Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles is about cunnilingus or having my mother in law explain this to me via the medium of Charades

How very 1984. www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/2547263...

Johnny Cash, the car meet years. @apiln.bsky.social www.bbc.com/news/article...

Cheers to 4 goals/3 points 🍷

I have no words. @apiln.bsky.social www.shropshirestar.com/news/local-h...

It's called fashion, look it up. (Me, sometime in the late 80's/early 90's)

Andrea Jenkyns has awarded herself an increase of £150K to “run her office” as Mayor of Lincolnshire. Council taxpayers will now have to fork out £262K per annum for her immense talent and expertise. Reform U.K. Ltd, always knowingly grifting.

Can't believe they commissioned this!

Starmer has pulled out all the stops to flatter and impress Trump, but still hasn’t managed to get him to drop his damaging tariffs, take on Putin or tell Netanyahu to stop waging genocide. It’s time for the UK to stand tough with allies who share our values.

Very performative individual. Also pretended to open a supermarket. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m not saying Britain has gone entirely batshit crazy but a Reform councillor in Wales has just stormed out of a local Torfaen Council meeting in Gwent because it failed to acknowledge the killing of a man in America. In other news, Britain has gone entirely batshit crazy.

@apiln.bsky.social I can't understand their beef with Toby Carvery. www.expressandstar.com/news/propert...

@apiln.bsky.social www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/2547140...

@apiln.bsky.social Alexei Sayle is fumin' www.herefordtimes.com/news/2547300...

I don’t want a purple bin because the colour clashes with my front door.

@apiln.bsky.social Anger!!! www.edp24.co.uk/news/2545883...

It’s the 85th Anniversary of The Battle Of Britain. This never gets old.

Find it amusing that people who paint roundabouts get upset when people paint crossings.

Day ruined by Camden market.

Can't come to Hammersmith without paying my respects to the great Rik Mayall.

General Electric Works war memorial. Stafford, Staffordshire. Commemorating men from the General Electric Company who fell in the world wars. #LestWeForget

General Electric Works war memorial. Stafford, Staffordshire. Commemorating men from the General Electric Company who fell in the First and Second World Wars. #LestWeForget