cow tools 🥺 happy birthday lovely @tsercele.bsky.social

God Blood Bowl is so cursed

I think they should cast Michael Myers as Darkseid. I've made some mockups for how he could look, and also how Eddie Murphy as DeSaad could look. Let me know what you think. #DCU #Darkseid #Shrek #MichaelMyers #DCComics

My favourite of the Cow Tools edits

more pro-HRT propaganda 🫵

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

The graphic design of "Advanced Automation for Space Missions", the 1983 NASA technical report on future GIS systems, semi-autonomous space probes, and self-replicating factories, has such great vibes...

Val and I checked repeatedly because we simply couldn't believe no national or local news organizations covered this letter from 18 AGs in support of trans youth care and against FTC overreach. If you find any stories, let us know, but it seems to be our exclusive.

hi, federal judge expert here! this is not funny. conservative, Reagan-appointed district judges only use epistolary framing devices in their opinions when they are in extreme distress.

The judge closes out his 161-page screed on the importance of the free speech of immigrants with this tearjerker of a sign-off, responding to the guy who sent that initial postcard. Fuck, this sucks

it's really a shame to be one of the few people at my law school with a background in physics if i said something like "o'neil cylinders have noneuclidean zoning" no one would get the joke 😔

/2 Also, contrary to my memory, re-submitting to the grand jury after a no-bill only requires approval of the U.S. Attorney, not Main Justice. There's no rule for a second or third submission BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN.

Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago: "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."

*pretending to understand wuxia voice* ah yes, the Dao Jones and Sword & Pagoda 500.

MURK GOT MURKED LMAO

our imprisonment in our own bodies is something cissexuals romanticize about us. they say our identity doesn’t match our biology and they see that as some deep, spiritual thing. and then when we change our bodies, they get frustrated w us bc they think our imprisonment was what made us special

This guy was a New York lawyer, and was pretty bluntly asked if he had an office in the state, and if he had a number with the Virginia Bar Association. there is no way to creatively interpret that lmfao

BRO

the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic

The FTC is seeking public comment about gender affirming care in order to go after providers and restrict access. Share your stories instead of how this care has helped you and how it is life saving. We need to counteract their false narratives. Please share! www.regulations.gov/docket/FTC-2...

What was I supposed to do, judge the president on every other thing he has done?

ideal rural town

"You'd never believe that I was a woman who once... ... wore pastels"

This is just one video of a 4-part collection of various lesbian-centric media. This is a sister piece that includes an extensive imagined fight scene on a pirate ship where a woman fights lesbian pirates to save her girl-crush she met at a deli archive.org/details/just-a-little-crush-vhs-1995

Pure fuckin cinema. archive.org/details/i-be...

You have not said "Fuck John Roberts, destroyer of America" enough today.

Con Law professor walks into class. Stands in the center of the room. Lights a cigarette. "Idk what to tell you," he says. He opens a Four Loko and chugs half. "Vibes," he says. "It's just vibes now." Students ask him questions but he has nothing more to say. He just continues with his drink.

i cross the road in front of a cybertruck and grok uses the dashcam to identify my transsexual physiognomy and overrides the gas pedal to attempt murder. it accidentally shifts into reverse and blasts backwards down the road at full speed into an innocent mazda.

Plasma donation is the hyperbolic time chamber for estrogen injections. i have been training with 16 gauge needles for months, 21 gauge is nothing. I stared down the black maw of hell weekly for 50 bucks a pop, you think injections scare me? in other news: started injections :) thigh hurty

urbanist cowboy he's like "this town aint big enuff fer tha two'a us... however, if we were to upzone,"

Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD. Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?

why would i write for the writing contest i signed up for, finish the numerous drafts i have, or maybe even start on the series i have planned, when i could instead write fanfiction of a friend's unpublished superhero setting instead 🤔 my brain is a curse

Alt+0151 until I DIE

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

god, there is no rush as a writer bigger than your friend telling you it spent five days in inpatient spinning one of your characters in its head and accidentally using them as a meditation strat. better than any drug, i think.

god, the fact that murkowski voted yes and then came out to say that "this is a bad bill" is so fucking galling. you could have done that, Lisa! that's literally your job! you're asking someone to do your job for you! Any respect I had for her is long gone by now. fucking coward

Happy 3-year anniversary to Don't Play Defense #Art #Pride

I really do think this might be the worst Supreme Court of all time, which is saying something for an institution that coexisted with slavery These motherfuckers are even worse imo bc they are *also* out here using antebellum reasoning and pursuing antebellum goals but well post bellum!

so I’ve been offline and Katie just told me about this. I don’t really know what to say about a bloc of Supreme Court justices who embrace lawlessness. I do question why they would expect everyone else to comply with federal law when they so clearly have no respect for it.

There's something really nice about someone saying they love your interpretation of their character, especially one that hasn't even been written yet. I guess that's why I love writing collabs, being able to pull off someone's idea perfectly is an amazing feeling

The Eternal MxTape returns in time for Pride Month! In this installment, two queer artists have a magical meet-cute at the flea market of their dreams. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/worthy-of-be... #scpwiki

It's not even like the miscegenation/homosexuality cases, where it "equally blocked everyone from doing The Thing," this is very straightforwardly discrimination on the basis of transsexuality, and all of the conservatives (barring Alito, but he likes it :)) just refused to engage with it.

IM NOT A DISTRACTION IM A HUMAN BEING

really fucking sucks being in law school and being trans. you're watching the whole edifice of this thing you're being taught is sacred sharpened and honed and defiled to be used against your people, and you can't fucking stop it, you can't "change it from within,"