You turn to your AI girlfriend and say "I dunno, I'm just having a really hard time, I'm stressed out and I don't know why." "It's normal to be stressed," she says "especially knowing that all your data is out there being sold by unscrupulous brokers. But with my sponsor nordVPN--"

Angel :)

oki so chwistmas is done. dolly birfday hype twain 🚂🎂🎁🎉 choo chooo! my birfday is twenty days awayy!

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. hi, I'm a top bunk on a set of bunk beds with a safety railing that dolly's torso could fit under but that her head could not. (My mother apparently got up in the night and incidentally checked on me to find me hanging lol)

Psst. Hey, come closer. No, closer. I have a New Year’s secret for you. It’s this: If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.

Also guess what everyone! This is the year we get to vote out Nact1st 🤩🤩 While you are visiting family print out some enrollment forms and help them get ahead. Before the voter suppression laws get them. Get them amped to vote in a govt that will ease the cost of living! #nzpol #onetermgovt #bhn

What was your biggest impact on the internet? I accidentally made “Zoe” the most popular transfemme name for a solid five years.

As someone with OCD who has wrestled for years with deeply disturbing violent intrusive thoughts, I am here to tell you that thoughts are in fact not at all the same thing as behaviors in the real world toward real human beings You have a right to your own goddamn mind

In 2026 I would like to see more of us work on normalizing the idea that it’s actually totally okay to be a weird messed up Problematic freak in your Sex Brain provided you behave like a decent non-creepy person

fuchsias are my favourite flower 🩷💜🩷

Sure, 'blood for the blood god' as long as also 'cum for the

2025 is now gone. Will things be different now that we've crossed over?

Oh and the music in this was like all bangers.

Holy shit. I've been catching up on @oncinema.bsky.social and just watched the most recent Oscar special. Heck it was gripping. Every year is bigger and more wild than the year before (though notably no increase in Oscar coverage 🤷‍♀️) and that one was no exception.

Happy new years eve! I have something you can kiss at midnight 😜

holy shit I just watched Friendship (with Tim Robinson etc.) and I know I'm real late on this but it hits on reality so well. The final big scene is just bambambam rapid fire these-are-bizarre-real-things-men-on-dating-apps-do. I hope the next post is decontextualised enough to not be tooo spoilery.

2025 is now gone. Will things be different now that we've crossed over?

this ManageMyHealth hack is pretty damn fucked. this, medical transcription AI shit, and the collapse of hospitals' capacity to function. our leaders don't care for our health. to them, the strain on the medical sector can be relieved by reducing our trust in, and thus engagement with, it.

Sure, 'blood for the blood god' as long as also 'cum for the

Just a good general recommendation. Then straight on to Jeff Coulter's work.

Good year mates. we'll bloody see you in the next one Luv ya

um nobody gets mad at me. im a perfect little angel 😇🩷

You liked my post, but your penis isn't inside my mouth hole. Where did things go wrong?

um nobody gets mad at me. im a perfect little angel 😇🩷

Seek & Secure Unit

stupid cupid

This one. This is the piece I hope I'm remembered for. www.jezebel.com/when-surgeon...

girldick can be a psychedelic if you choke on it right

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The first 3 words you see will define your 2026: pussy pizza money yeh alright it'll be fine

i will never stop. i will never moderate. i will never treat anyone forcing this shit down the world's throat as though they are anything but antisocial wreckers divorced from even the most cursory understanding of beauty and joy

fuchsias are my favourite flower 🩷💜🩷

I've never been wanting for a "dialogic thinking space". What are my primary thinking resources? - Writing (constantly writing/re-writing my thoughts) - Talking (out loud to myself or to my friends, family, colleagues, bsky fwends) - My bookshelves (when I'm pondering I stand at and scan my 1/3

Men: if you want to know what it’s like to be a woman on a dating app, create a Grindr account and receive like five messages of this nature per day Side note. What does this mean.

Want my meat across your face? 🍆

i watched Hellboy II for the first time last night. sooo good, loved the beetlejuice x farscape character design of some of the magical people lol. loved how so much more GDT it felt compared to the first (which was already so much him). boxd.it/cgVv0v

after some months of mental illness, since christmas day ive been fixing my shit. dishwasher fixed, dishes done, kitchen & living room tidied, multiple loads of laundry done/put away, desk cleaned, & so much unwanted historical stuff dealt with. mental illness persists 🙃 but still big achievement 😇

she has never known defeat

You don't get to pull away until you've lapped up every inch <3

In practice arguing for gender as a construct while not fully pushing sex as changeable has led to cis people, conservative and liberal, seeing sex as set in stone truth and gender as either fake gay shit to hate or fake gay shit to be polite about that doesn't actually change one's preconceptions

Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately

happiness #oc #art

Just a lil reminder that if you want you can contribute to my new laptop fund 🥰 If you’re feeling extra generous this holiday season xx throne.com/eirebby/item... 🎁 #trans #tgirl #festive #wishlist #gifts #nsfw #nudes

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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

This possibly betrays something about the injuries done to my soul but I don't really get the folgers incest siblings. If Id seen the ad without already knowing it was memed as incest, like, i don't think I would've thought much more than that the intimacy was terribly overwrought.

Stephen King Universe Deep Lore: “So the turtle doesn’t like the clown?” “Yeah and that eventually helps the cowboy”