Broken heart feels bad

Paprika, by the late Satoshi Kon.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Inch worm, inch worm, measuring the Marigold. Seems to me, you stop and see how fucking wrong they are

Yes, I remember when I had my first child and had to build 30 data centers to feed them.

I just learned that Albert Einstein was married twice. Which means that Einstein = Married x Couple²

Hey, Gwen Stefani. Don't Speak.

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

The calls for trans people to be quieter as we're wiped out are only going to increase, and you owe it to your sisters and brothers to get louder and louder.

Battlestar Galactica would have been much shorter if Adama had remembered how to perform the Voight-Kampff-Test.

Couple days ago, my family and I played a tabletop crime game where you had to answer four questions at the end on a website to see if you correctly deduced the murderer and how they did it. The website was down for some reason, not sure if it's permanent or temporary. So we looked on the web. 1/

I mean, who doesn't remember the Salem Witch Files, where Satan collected every email and receipt of everybody he blackmailed with hidden footage of... uh... That's where the metaphor falls apart.

There's no such thing as "underage women". If they're underaged, they're girls. The President of the United States raped girls. Minors. Kids. Let's not deliberately make it sound less bad than what it is.

You know, I realized I never did one of these last year due to being overwhelmed with the new job and I really like these. So let's bring this back. This weekend (Friday-Sunday afternoon) ask me about any comic book character and you'll get my take on them! One character per customer, please. (1/2)

That's a good sign.

Wegen 0,1 % der Schutzsuchenden, die unmittelbar ausreisepflichtig sind, müssen wir alle Flüchtenden bekämpfen. Wegen 0,9 % Totalverweigerer müssen wir das Bürgergeld kürzen. Aber wenn fast jeder Zweite in der AfD im Verfassungsschutzbericht auftaucht, können wir kein Verbotsverfahren prüfen?

Memetryoshka

No one can deny that cancer is being overly aggressive, violating bodily autonomy and endangering the lives of people. No sane person would argue that we have to keep cancer around with minor commonsense reforms. Cancer needs to be eradicated, destroyed, removed. Just like ICE.

What movie moment made you exclaim… “THIS IS CINEMA”

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

What a nice thing to say! It also means absolutely nothing. Anthropic doesn’t own or even lease data centers and thus does not pay power bills on anything other than its office space

it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours

Slightly diminish a band De Stad

Post a Mage.

Age verification? I wasn't allowed to build a snowman in Germany because of Chernobyl.

Y'all really still posting Megyn Kelly clips over here? Didn't she do the whole "well a 14-year-old isn't really a child" spiel like a month ago? How did that not end her relevance entirely?

Duolingo or Babbel or whatever had an amazing PR opportunity with that halftime show and dropped the ball.

Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose

Tell me again how Bezos deserves to be obscenely rich because of all the great investments that the impartial market rewards.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

The men and women emailing with Epstein are the exact same people who believe that you shouldn’t have access to women’s and gender studies. Ask yourself why.

I wish I could scan the Leon and Grace amiibo from Resident Evil Requiem and unlock the characters in Mario Maker on WiiU. Remember when you could do that? I want that back.

“Billionaires are a threat to democracy and should be taxed out of existence for the good of society” is the moderate position

In Neil Gaiman’s “I did nothing wrong ever” statement he says there’s been no good journalism about him or his assaults. There has been, of course. Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...

When interviewing Trump's cabinet members, reporters should loudly say, "Siri, upload all the Epstein Files to (name of server)." You never know. It's worth a shot.

Don't let Republicans and transphobes re-write history when they're the ones who've been orchestrating a genocide with a cabal of pedophiles all along. Trans people, yet again, were the canaries in the coal mine, and everyone just looked and said, "huh, there's a dead bird in there".

ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces. Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.

A noteworthy takeaway from tonight's Texas result is that the Republicans spent a metric truckload of money on this race. They spent millions more than the Democrats. The loss itself aside, this is a gigantic, flashing warning sign for the GOP's finances.

If I lived in the US, I would flood that line with calls reporting General Zod, Kanjar Ro, Lobo, Protex and various other fictional characters. Let them try to chase Sinestro or Ma'alwfa'ak. Keeps them busy.

Pronouncing "taco" like a French delicacy. Taceau.

I used to be a fan of Richard Dawkins, JK Rowling, and Graham Linehan. They can all go straight to hell.

I know how to revitalize Starfox games. Give me a Starfoxvania. A Metroidvania where you never leave your ship, but still unlock new powers that open the way to new areas.

May it be a beacon, not a flash.

Leopards are having a feast again.

The Three Investigators: Isle of Death

Just deleted my TikTok account. Please note that if you open TikTok on a web browser, it will ask you to accept a new TOS. DO NOT ACCEPT THE TOS! You can click through to settings and delete your account WITHOUT accepting the new TOS.

Day 1: Across the Spider-Verse. Technical masterpiece, great character work, impeccable production designs, killer cliffhanger, a ton of setup for movie #3. All building on an already wonderful predecessor. Across the Spider-Verse is the Back to the Future 2 of comic book adaptations. I love it.