Hey bro. Congratulations on being 8 months sober. What barber school are you going to?

Never forget that when it mattered Marchand gave us bad stick handling and Bennett gave us 4:00 double minor

Sid would’ve scored.

Too many men is always a problem, no matter the scenario.

OK so if scrums after the whistle is okay, let’s fuckin go.

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

Haha that means he didn't watch kid rock

😭😭😭

“Worst halftime show ever!” coming from the usual suspects in 3…2…1…

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I’m considering bringing the kids to the game on the 25th. I wonder what the team is going to look like then.

Some of y’all didn’t grow up listening to Propagandhi and it shows.

I always get tired of Kämpf, until I remember he’s a tank driver.

Buium?! Damn near killed ‘um!

Quinn Who-ghes?

If Evander Kane has no haters, I am dead. However, it’s wild to see a guy get some of the softest calls.

Ah well. Still remember Joe’s walk off in 1993. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever felt that since. Damn.

sports was a mistake

Show me whatever the fuck you want about teams celebrating, but I hate seeing kids crying in a game 7 loss. Shit kills me.

Will Smith vs Bieber is amazing. Really just shows how talented these two are.

If the Canucks continue to play the way they have this weekend, they will be a playoff team.

I’ve got (Sher)wood

@ben-coli.bsky.social it’s pretty damn good.

This is just trickle down economics with extra steps, Mark.

Brock Boeser:

NHL GMs like

This is the correct and reasonable take. They are not celebrities, they are public servants. Stop letting them act like they’ve won the lottery when they’re elected. Being elected should be a heavy and sobering experience for any public official.

It was mid then, it’s mid now. If you’re wearing Rick & Morty merch, you’re sending a clear message you’ve given up.

Guys! guys! Robert Bateman is still alive.

I take back everything nice I ever said about Wes McCauley. Leafs fans were right.

Been a while since we last saw the Canucks stick up for each other or dish it back to their opponents

Was that the last one for Chytil?

So the guy who spent years trying to stop reparations to residential school survivors (whioe claiming he was a supporter of truth and reconciliation) called himself a Zionist? Colour me not in anyway shocked.

They really aren’t calling interference anymore, eh?

RFK Jr

Murray of the Wiggles befriended my 4 year old son as he was about to have his 4th heart surgery. He and his band are huge supporters and even had a half hour video call with us the day sheet he got home from the hospital. They’re still in touch with us.

The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles

Who the fuck let him watch National Treasure

Almost daily I think about the fact that Wab Kinew did spoken word on a Propagandhi album.

We have like 9 Mexicans in Canada.

We can keep Single Barrel Barrel Proof.

Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

Next week on #CrossCountryFuckUp. We discuss vaccines with Dr. Andrew Wakefield and Pat King.

Best I can do is play Candy Crush until an hour past my bedtime.

I feel like Poillievre airing his cheesy ass commercial during the game was such a fucking desperate attempt at tugging at our patriotism and damn if that didn’t fall flat. Oof.

Nvm.