Ruin a movie by making it about Chicago elections: Cool Runoffs

Perhaps this is my anxiety talking but when I hear Doin’ It Right by Daft Punk, I hear “everybody will be dancing. You’re not doing it right”

I heard something last night at the Portage Park meeting and then received a survey today that makes me think it’s true and let me just tell you, if it is, oh man the jokes we will make

Looking spooky out there

I too thought about air raid sirens vs tornado sirens

the thing about comedy is that im really worried nothing will ever again be as funny to me as Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Garbage in, garbage out also applies to thrifting

The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises

Cool outfits, fun people, and warm temps (60 degrees!!!) at the February @chicritmass.bsky.social. Ahleli in leopard print, Marcus in a cool repurposed hat, @baileysanz.bsky.social in low-key chic, and @jgfromnp.bsky.social in work gear (with a @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social jacket).

I went to yoga this morning after doing Mass last night and I regret to inform you that I feel amazing and yoga works

NWS bike bus - meet at Logan Square monument and roll at 5:20 pm

I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike

wow just got a notice from the city that biking is legally mandated on friday

Hoping for an incident

57 on Friday?! Is it time to make my triumphant return to Mass?!

What does Cardboard Cat Games sell actually?

Cleaning my 5 year old‘s room and why does she have so many rocks

How dare a woman have a little fun?!

I think today is the first day in my storied career as a Chicagoan where Block 37 was my actual destination

If you haven't cast your ballot yet, please report to chicagoshovels.org immediately to rectify your error

I rang up David Crosby when I was cashiering at the Hanig’s on Michigan Ave I had seen CSNY on Friday and this happened on that Sunday. When I mentioned this, DC said it was good I didn’t go on Saturday bc Neil wasn’t feeling well.

This proposal will improve my life!

the bushes were people 😂

I really dig the CMYK-ness of the super bowl logo

And it definitely didn’t make me tear up a little

No Kings includes Draft Kings

What time does Green Day piss off the president?

While purchasing my cookie sampler in a football-shaped container, the cashier asked if I was hosting for the game. Ma’am, I just like sprinkle cookies

Boys! Get out of my yard!

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally

Chicago, you have a civic duty (lol duty)

Kristi Noem should have to take her old hair and face back when she gets fired.

Fuck, I love reveling in bad people’s misfortune

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Got my champs for when it happens

Wow. Extra innings

Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.

Very Spring-like out there this morning

They owe me $40 for the pizza

Truly excellent timing from Com Ed who are doing scheduled maintenance at dinner time on a Sunday

FYI, Durbin’s Springfield office is still accepting voicemails. The greeting tells you to make a comment online instead, but the mailbox is not full

Welp.

Did too much fainting in 2025 so I gotta start 2026 wearing a heart rate monitor

Tobey Maguire stood behind me in a cab line in Las Vegas

Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate

Merry Christmas to me — my main and dessert bake at the same temperature and my sides can also be cooked together

Look at what my daughter made in her sculpture class! The one on the left is tic-tac-toe for her sister and the right is a pizza ashtray for her stepdad and me.

Stay out of Bum Town, you no talent bum

I think I hate Christmas

My daughter has started watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I'm so jealous. Imagine hearing "you stole my goddamn house" or "he will never emotionally fulfill you, know that" for the first time