#Plowthesidewalks because northwest side landlords do a half-assed job

I am Coat Bath

Only 10% swears? Need to up my fucking game

Long hard day of doing fuck all ahead of me

It’s not really Thanksgiving until I find the side dish that I forgot to put out (citrusy cucumbers)

It’s so cold, we’re using our garage as a fridge like good midwesterners

56 Milwaukee

I have, like, 3 neighborhood enemies and I saw one them at PT this morning

Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.

This reminded me that my 5 yo calls it “pickle toss”

Making videos about hats and calling it Toque Tok

This is delightful

Shoutout to the gate agent who asked me if a middle seat would be ok when I was trying to get on an earlier flight today. Ma’am, you could strap me to the wing if it gets me out of Florida and back to Chicago faster.

Update: the photographer has a cyber truck

Freezing in Florida: the Bailey Sanz Story

Adelita Grijalva is being sworn in at 4:00 today. She can vote on the Epstein discharge petition any time after that.

I had to take a new headshot today, and friends, I am one awkward lady in front of a camera

Michael Rabbit is my friend and the Cook County Dems Committeeperson for Chicago’s 45th ward blockclubchicago.org/2024/05/30/m... That the Feds are after him is outrageous. Support Michael’s legal defense fund. GoFundMe here: gofund.me/bfceefa9d

I audibly gasped.

Fuck these fucking guys forever blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...

Goodnight

This holiday season, give the gift of whistles

Right after I took this photo, a mariachi rode by on an e-divvy. Chicago rules

Please come to Nighthawk tonight. It’s a gorgeous day and the patio is open. Bring an item for their food pantry if you can!

Starting PT for my wrist injury today and I’m feeling good about getting back on my bike this month

My company picked a hell of a time (this Sunday - Friday) to fly the entire company to Florida

This reminds me: A few CBP agents were recently overheard complaining about how much they *hate* the whistles. Apparently, in addition to the obvious, the racket makes it harder for them to communicate with each other.

What horrors await us today?

Guess who has a flight on Sunday?!

Heads up Portage Park. Our daughters preschool sent a message that 🧊 vehicles have been spotted on Montrose

ICE/CBP is active in Lincoln Park right now, has been spotted near Damen/Clybourn at Costco + Jewel (this is in addition to a morning abduction reported at Costco earlier). People believe grocery delivery drivers are being targeted and are asking folks to alert other vulnerable workers as well.

One of the 6 Broadview protesters that were indicted recently is my 45th Ward Dem Committeeman @michaelrabbitt.bsky.social . I've met him before- he's a good guy and someone who truly cares about the neighborhood and its residents. Donate to his legal defense fund and fuck ICE. gofund.me/fe6e1a351

Chicagosky loves a hyperlocal holiday and since we do not have an election today, it's Michael Rabbitt Legal Fund day over here! Michael was indicted for protesting at Broadview. He's the 45th ward committeeman and a principled leader building an engaged community on the NW side. We need this guy.

Helicopter flying north to the east of portage park just now. Dark top, white bottom.

My child woke up an hour ago 🫩

ICE/Border Patrol abducting people around Lawrence Ave in Albany Park again today, 10/31/25

Transit passed and it’s my spooky baby’s 5th birthday. A happy Friday indeed

Witness Slip Warriors: You are a PROPONENT of SB2111 if you love trains and buses! Get to it. (Previously shared an outdated link, this is current.)

It seems further north now but still south of Montrose. Flying east to west

It’s back

Helicopter south of Portage Park, flying back and forth. Probably over Belmont Cragin, Avondale, or Logan square

¡Chinga La Migra! Chicago street vendors are being targeted by ICE & Border Patrol agents. As a result, many are staying home and not able to work. Preorder and $8 per shirt will go towards the Street Vendors Association of Chicago who offer financial assistance to vendors who stay home.

A lot of Americans would love to talk about kitchen table issues, unfortunately the kitchen table is being used to barricade the front door because ICE is trying to illegally enter private property to arrest and detain them.

Chicago! Remember you can show up for your neighbors by doing something as simple as being outside and visible during trick-or-treating on Friday!

People really don’t know what is going on in chicago

Oh yay I have to get on a plane in 2 weeks

We’re taking Rocket out

While walking the dog, we saw the neighborhood cyber truck circle the block 3 times. His usual spot was taken and the only spot on the block was under a tree. It sounded like shit too. Ah well