The biggest mass delusion is the idea that a couple toasted marshmallows could melt chocolate in a s'more.

According to Instagram Reels my entire personality (checks notes) Is a trauma response to my childhood

We got season tickets to ATG (the company bringing Broadway shows to SF) because the 2026-2027 season is stacked (The Outsiders, Buena Vista Social Club, Operation Mincemeat, The Great Gatsby, Death Becomes Her, Maybe Happy Ending) One nice touch? We get the same seats at each show.

Turns out having 9 month old kittens can be similar in wakeups to having a baby.

People in the Bay Area need to chill out on camping. Some campgrounds booked out for October weekends?

Whomever came up with pineapple fried rice deserves an award. James Beard, Nobel, Academy, I don't know, but they deserve something good.

The Delmarva peninsula is a cursed place. There's at least one too many states involved.

TIL that California gives public school 4th graders State Park passes! www.parks.ca.gov/AdventurePass (And the federal government gives 4th graders National Parks passes everykidoutdoors.gov)

My Mom has my sister in her phone as "ICE <Firstname> Laroche", I always knew she was a cop.

San Francisco park rangers were met with an unexpected sight during their pre-dawn patrol Thursday: a small sea lion, lounging on the sidewalk near homes in the Outer Sunset.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by chatting with AI, losing the ability to form a critical new thought, unable to struggle anymore with the unknown

Trump not knowing what either a doctor or Jesus looks like would explain so much

@realfollowers.bsky.social Might as well try this

Maine isn’t real and it can’t hurt you

I'm a simple man. I derive joy when I accidentally find one of my kids' library books that they want to return, and then returning it.

So fresh *and* so clean?! In this economy?!

The #Artemis II livestream continues to be the best thing on the internet. 😍 The return-to-Earth live coverage begins at 6:30pm Eastern (in about 90 minutes) with splashdown in the Pacific scheduled for 8:07pm Eastern. www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK...

Philz already sucked

Will some software start having a "made without AI" label like the "made in America" label?

I'm curious, tech friends: do you enjoy your job any more now due to AI tools, or is the expectation just higher and everything you do higher leverage?

Me complaining about my kids' behavior and expectations

I may be buying a car without seeing it in person (besides listings, from a reputable dealer). It's a certified pre-owned, I've seen its Carfax. What should I ask to see to help make this decision? I'm getting a video walkaround from the sales rep.

When I was in college, a woman invited me into her dorm room and explained, for an hour, how she just wanted a man to passionately kiss her. I did not passionately kiss her. (It took me nearly a decade to understand what happened)

It's becoming real clear how he bankrupted a casino

if you build the LEGO container ship in the US is it technically Jones Act compliant?

"You're responsible for what people hear, not what you say" is the best management advice I ever got. It empowered me at work to get more stuff done, because I didn't just stop at saying "Well I told folks the right answer and what to do", I actually worked to make things happen.

My leucospermum have started popping off! First season where all 3 are blooming

The year is 2192. The voters of San Francisco are voting on the Great Highway opening up to cars again. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

There are no circumstances where human beings should be without food. There are no qualifications that make someone undeserving of access to food. If you are a human being, you should get food. I don’t care about ability, job status, legal status, or anything else. If people are hungry, feed them.