If they want to take away gender affirming care they should start with the Ford F-150

it is Absolutely Delightful outside, chicago. go and get you some

Worst crossover ever: Rocky Horror Picture Showgirls

My hottest take is that I don’t care if people use speakers on a ped/bike path. You want to listen to music? Go on with your bad self. Even if you hate the music, they’ll be gone in 10 seconds. Who cares?

This is the closest thing that I’ve seen that could get me to join Instagram. Damn.

Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

i think some of you great lake sickos don't know that you can tour a former queen of the lakes, the col. james m. schoonmaker, from may to october at the national museum of the great lakes in toledo, ohio.

Commencement speakers can avoid being booed with this one trick.

Related reading. bsky.app/profile/nikh...

Look, if you wanted your student loans, healthcare, or retirement paid for by the government I suppose you should have stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

Absolutely not. We needed this rain.

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The great thing about the WNBA is that they still play basketball. It’s not just trying to statsmaxx and do everything possible to draw fouls and shoot free throws.

Turning this into a general question: What are the things you always carry with you on a ride? I don’t have one of these, yet, but I always carry: -multitool -plug kit -pump -knife -2 spare tubes -tire levers -spare lights

Let’s party!!

Bikes.

Bikes.

Bikes.

Bikes

North Branch tomorrow? North Branch tomorrow.

What if we kissed in front of the Chicago eel hole?

Louder for the “left” NIMBYs in the back “This shift is driven by a surge in supply. More inventory is still on the way, with peak units expected to deliver by the end of (the second quarter).”

See you there!

Google Sheets now gives me the option to fill cells with Gemini. They just want me to add made up things to a spreadsheet? A thing, ostensibly, designed to track real things? What the fuck would even be the point of that?

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I’m fit and almost pretty fast, and I also get tired. I, too, need to make it places when I’m tired.

Every city that’s not Chicago.

Friends with uteruses who are entering their 40s, learn about the symptoms of perimenopause. Ask for HRT when you need it. I started it last year, and I wish I had started it several years sooner.

Chicago sunset 📷 May 4, 2023

Our reflective frame bags are almost out of stock. Once they're gone, it's probably going to be a long time before we're going to be able to make more. If you want one, this is probably your last chance for a while. www.bikelaneuprising.com/product-page...

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Why does this look like a photo from @theonion.com?

The Sky look okay for only having 4 returning players. But you need more than midrange jumpers to do well over the course of the whole season.

He’s going to be so mad when he finds out about how much the people who don’t own Amazon are subsidizing Amazon.

We’re marshalling Ravenswood Elementary’s first-ever bike bus. The bus is departing at 8:10a from Belle Plaine/Lakeview and arriving at the playground at 8:30a. See the flyer for the route and share with parents in the neighborhood Let us know you are coming: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

It's very funny that media is still acting like pundits who have called it exactly wrong up to now and politicians who got themselves into this mess are best qualified to say what anyone should do next.

Chicago. Over. Everywhere.

I'm glad the Trib published my letter responding to their Archer op-ed. "Any argument around a safe streets project, whether 'for' or 'against'" should be rooted in facts and reality, not conjecture about bike entitlement, or whether people can ride in winter or with cargo (which they can and do)."

If you just got hit on your bike on Damen at Elston/Fullerton, my in-laws saw the whole thing. Let me know if you need them, and I hope you’re OK!

Ah, so I see we had $2.4B to get the bears a new stadium but not $2.4B to buy back our parking meters. Heard.

Drivers are not okay.

New from me: Turns out we can move parking meters en masse w/o violating the terms of a 2008 sale of our meters. The deal's terms are restrictive, loopholes are closed, and city council mismanagement has led to $161M in costs. I have a way to fix that. citythatworks.substack.com/p/lets-move-...

What if the Indigenous let the Pilgrims starve?

Controversial opinion: we needed this rain.

Should be mandatory reading.

Hey so if you’re a man with an XX partner or child that you care about, I need you to read this thread because shit is not going to change unless cis men start not being okay with this stuff.

Eat shit, fuckfaces.

Many, if not most, of these buildings now must be demoed because they’ve fallen into such disrepair. Email your local NEIU board member and tell em to fuck right off.

They are going to trade him for so many worse prospects.

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