We ridicule GOP voters for supporting fascists who still think it’s Eisenhower’s party. Meanwhile, we pretend today’s fascist-enabling Democrats are FDR’s party. We need to take down the whole corrupt system—not choose the less cruel oppressor.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

“Are you OK?” “I’m not mad at you, dude.”

They’re already blaming his murder on the weapon he was legally carrying and kept safely tucked away. They know it’s all on camera from multiple angles, so their only recourse is to double-down and ramp things up. It’s about to get way worse. But in darkness, a light shines.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Trump is so loathsome that even becoming the most powerful man in the free world couldn’t buy him the love/acceptance/approval he wanted from the people he wanted it from and now we’re going to go to war over Greenland about it. Anyway how’s your Saturday?

…MTV’s Dan Cortese

Goddam right we do

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

BREAKING: Mike Johnson orders second strike on surviving citizens clinging to the wreckage of this economy.

*Stares in 1929* 👀

Exactly. Were there good Germans in Nazi Germany? Answer: it doesn't matter.

Rah Rah TrumPutin Russia’s latest fash regime

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Sounds about white.

This is the crux of it right here. If you’re not a straight white evangelical man, they don’t give a fuck about you or what you say.

Supreme Court deciding if Trump can completely ignore the constitution

We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled. He’s going to kill people for oil.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

It’s been said that when you’re angry at someone you should write a scathing letter to that person and then not mail it. And I agree. A singing telegram is way better because then sometimes their neighbors can hear too

I fucking hate it here

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I don’t know what is in the Epstein files, but I do know that Trump and his party seemed pretty nervous today. For some reason I keep getting reminded of that quote from Edwin Edwards about getting caught with a “dead girl or live boy”. Probably unrelated

Called my senator this morning to demand exactly this

This is brilliant

And The Crowd Cheered For Jasmine Crockett,Knowing That She's Correct ! 👏🏻👏🏻

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

This sums up the whole game pretty succinctly.

Now Open.

Maybe im late to the party, but I dunno about Platner. I’m not saying he is a right wing plant, but not knowing what that tattoo WAS for that long and then not covering it up until basically 5 min ago is not very not right wig plant of him. Fetterman effect perhaps, but still 😅

Yeah. This part really sucks

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

can I come over to your house and do this

"Person impeached for insurrection sends billions to Argentina during US gov't shutdown" and "Felon convicted of fraud pardons felon convicted of fraud" and "Long-time Epstein associate posts video depicting himself as a king dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet" are factual statements

I’ve never known a drummer good enough for my hole cheese

That was their first mistake. Well being slave-owning misogynists wasn’t great either, now that I think on it.

Any police officer who vows to quit depending on the results of an election is openly admitting that they are partisan, that they swore an oath but it was conditional, and that they believe the work they do as law enforcement is tied to a particular political party. All of these are damning.

An old saying comes to mind. Something about rats and sinking ships…

Just invented a new app to help you deal with annoying coworkers. It's not so much an app as it is a toaster on a bike chain that you swing around your head

“Look what you made me do!” “None of this would have happened if you had just…” Or whatever other stand in your abusive ex used to say to you. Same vibes

The number of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills: Canada - 0 Australia- 0 France - 0 Sweden - 0 Norway - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal - 0 UK - 0 Finland - 0 Iceland - 0 Germany - 0 United States - 326,000

Modern problems require modern solutions. I mean I don’t know any but I’m just saying.

Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?