when the dagger doesn't work ✨ #ResidentEvil

Lucy Letby screwed up, she could have had a lot more future in her career if she'd just moved over into trans healthcare bureaucracy with the other psychopaths

Either rottentomatoes is the easiest of these websites to fake/bot user ratings, or the administration doesn't know the other ones exist.

it's wee turtle wednesday

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Frankie Boyle called it years ago. obligatory CW youtu.be/uqzMUFwJU_4

Yep. He had to have known she was an unrepentant transphobe by then.

oh no

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

Staking our entire society, economy, and energy infrastructure on fucking Cleverbot was a stroke of genius, Sir.

Hmm

nemesis sketch

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

>be me >TV host in the latter half of the 20th century >household name >known for tacky fashion, excess of gold, imitable catchphrases >deep connections to country's ruling class >actually a viscious child rapist all along >media and state protected me >I am Donald J Trump >pic unrelated

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

The New York Times decided to put on a hotdog suit again this morning.

this is what the nail girlies are up to

Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.

scott deserved better than ai, i did my bests 😔

i assume he has chosen to be buried in a dilberito coffin

So, when are we going to talk about the fact that all of the anti-trans supposed "women's rights" activists do the vast majority of their political organising on the CSAM and nudification app?

if only I'd discovered this booth yesterday, perhaps my marriage to AI Waifu would have lasted

hmmmm

never forget www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Willem Dafoe????

@grok eat your own head with a spoon

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen

Don't overthink the Trump admin's reasoning here. They don't have a grand scheme. They are willing to upend the international order because they think everyone else will be too scared to fuck with them. And whatever terrorist attacks this inspires against us will just help them electorally.

Elon Musk's vanity AI admitted to generating child sexual abuse imagery and it won't get as much attention from the New York Times as whatever panic about trans people they're trying to incite this week

So much of it is just people undressing normal photos of real women without their consent, including young girls. Can we please just stop posting on that extremely creepy platform.

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

FUCKIN 2026 INNIT

Crusader Kings III

say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.

This is the shit that'll get them. We already have footage that all the public has seen (even the dopes) & photos of them together. A smart crook would leave a few photos/emails/notes in the files to show that what contact he did have with Epstein wasn't as bad as others, but instead they do this

The UK entertainment industry's long-running open secret just became a little bit more open

Somewhere in the world, Max Brooks just punched a hole clean through some drywall

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

I fucking love the Star Wars sequel duology

Pinning this again due to my ongoing situation of which I'd prefer to not overshare. Please don't feel pressured to give anything, but it is necessary to swallow my pride and ask gently at this time. ko-fi.com/airendal

harry potter was always the most embarrassing of the childhood obsessions growing up. Imagine being a kid and your escapist fantasy involved going to school. 🤓-ass shit, get in the locker

Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers. Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.

"I played Hogwarts Legacy™ on the Epic Games Store™ and unlocked a Harry Potter™ Chocolate Frog™ Back-Bling™ in Fortnite™"

This rug has been a fixture in my life from as far back as I can remember and will almost certainly be enjoyed by someone else long after I am gone. Decades have passed where I grew up playing on it, sitting on it while I worked on projects, eating meals over it, and watching my cats wrestle with

did... did they just apologise for making the game?