everything I've learned about maxxing and mogging has been against my will

Hall of fame FT correction

You know, you can be against a war without wishing for American airmen to get killed or captured.

Chrome. It's 9am. What the fuck?

My one big objection to pacifism is that the number of genocides stopped by a third party driving tanks through them is...not zero.

Absolutely beautiful flowers, but I’ll never know who they’re from because the card was written in gibberish 😂

How old do you think I'll have to be before I stop trying to add a U to New York every time I type it?

Every time you make me touch my phone to MFA into something, I'm going to spend 15 minutes scrolling on social media and forget why I was holding my phone. I don't make the rules.

When you check in on your wife's alt account and find she's been stealing your jokes 😂😂

Things are not okay.

The weather in DC:

it is amazing to me how quickly I can go from normal workday to borderline crash out. On a semi-related note I could be so much meaner, you guys, and I don't get nearly enough credit for that.

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

Just because I need to see it again

The NHL and USAHockey could have handled this with "we do not condone the diminishing of the USA Hockey Women's team's accomplishments by anyone." You know, Yesterday. Instead they have the Hugheses on TV telling us that everyone is too sensitive and that some of their best friends are women.

Team USA men laugh as President Donald Trump seemingly downplays women’s Olympic gold

"unfortunately we have to invite the women too” And the way there are dudes shrugging their shoulders "it's just a joke, it's not that deep". The fact misogyny is so casual is exactly why women are pissed.

Fuck. The men's US #Olympics #hockey team...🤮🤮🤮 Disrespected the incredible job the women did? Guys, the women's team DESTROYED their competition. They had SEVEN college players. You had ZERO. NONE. For you to dis them & to not stand up for them when the Psyco in Chief disses them is disgusting.

Tom Wilson sets Team Canada record for most penalty minutes in a single Olympic tournament (with NHL involvement) russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/02/23/t...

Don't get it twisted, taking pictures with Johnny's kids then heading back to your locker room to party with someone who is actively covering for pedophiles is a choice. Laughing at the women's team "having to be invited" is also a choice.

Oh, god, the CHIRPING. "Fuck you, Fash. Your mom finally told me she wanted me to fuck her so she'd finally have a son she could love."

So anyway...the P-dub is back this week (and streams all their games on YouTube) www.thepwhl.com/en/

I just want to reiterate, on this particular morning, how satisfying this moment was to watch

Petition to start referring to the US National Hockey teams as "USA Hockey" and "USA Men's Hockey"

Dear @npr.org, The US won TWO gold medals in hockey at the 2026 Olympics. Please stop referring to "the" gold medal game and "the first gold in hockey since 1980" without specifying. USA Women's Hockey has won three gold medals.

This joke was better when it was about Aerin Frankel

You would never see USWNT partying with Kash Patel… just saying.

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

the Johnny Gaudreau jersey got me ❤️ 🇺🇸

I just hope Quinn’s ghosts get a medal

Silver medal winning hockey players being handed stuffed ferrets may be my new favorite genre of short form video

If you’re going to call it the Pokémon Intermission Report, I better be hearing from Charizard

Tom Wilson on being put on the "Fine Line" with Brad Marchand and Sam Bennett: "I think it’s clear what our job is — to create chaos"

thompson deserves to be in net

Tom Wilson records assist on game-tying goal as Canada advances to Olympic Gold Medal Game

Huge congratulations toTeam USA Women’s Ice Hockey on bringing home Olympic gold! What an incredible win and what a moment for women’s sports!

It did, they were 😂

This game is going to end in the middle of my next meeting and my coworkers are gonna be real annoyed, I just know it

Megan Keller, who scored the golden goal for Team USA against Canada, plays pro hockey for the Boston Fleet. The PWHL season resumes Thursday: www.thepwhl.com/en/stats/sch...

After being subjected to the Tkachuck brothers mic’s up *during play* at the USA Women’s Semi finals, I think I should also get a full interview with Leila Edward’s in the middle of this afternoons men’s game.

Finland sent an actual wall, huh?

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

Update: He's watched three twilight movies today and I was able to get some actual work done this afternoon win, win.

My dog, Wilson, has dementia and that means sometimes he gets really really anxious and it’s hard to redirect him and calm him down. What works? I’m so glad you asked, it’s, for reasons unknown, the Twilight movies. He’s totally locked in and it’s completely calmed him down 😂

Pierre Crinon is now facing criminal charges in France for a prior incident involving a goaltender after his fight with Tom Wilson revived a prosecutorial complaint.

Your daily reminder that I will not tolerate any Tom Wilson slander on my skyline. Ok, carry on with your Tuesday friends.

The way I do not care what Brady Tkachuk thinks about women's hockey. Can we not find a woman that plays hockey to ask about that women's hockey game?