My wife is not a Taylor fan. I am a low grade menace to my wife. Because of these two things, I sneak Taylor into her Spotify playlists, a lot. Today I'm thrilled to report that, once again, Taylor Swift is the top artist in my wife's Spotify Wrapped. This is the best gift I give myself every year 🤣

Why it matters

I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.

Came here to get a dopamine hit from swifties psyched for cardigans but instead I found this. Happy break ruined.

I’m howling.

Snow Globe secured

6 7 has made it to corporate meetings, so hopefully it's almost over

Thank you all for coming, there’s a lot on the agenda so we’ll skip the introductions

Linkedin is particularly odd today

This is what EBITDA sees right before it gets adjusted

I for one am looking forward to Tommy Tuberville getting primaried by a racehorse once gifted to Don Jr by MbS.

new meme

Menswear guy meets Typeface nerds in the greatest confluence of my online life to date

Woke up this morning so convinced that it was Friday that when I sat down in front of my work laptop I signed my timesheet

Happy let’s circle back to this in the new year season to all who celebrate

He's only the administrator of one of the nation's largest healthcare payers, why would anyone need to take him seriously? She screams into the void while hitting join on next her teams meeting.

My advice is always ruin the workplace

Zohran Mamdani CLAIMS to be 34, and yet he uses bluesky, the site where Everyone Is 38. How old is he REALLY?

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

After 38 days, it's done enough test runs to actually return interesting results (ugh). So anyway, here's this morning's results of my Shutdown End Scenarios probability bot if anyone is interested www.perplexity.ai/page/-dKDDqJ...

One might argue that refreshments and lunch, while seemingly different terms, are actually synonymous and therefore interchangeable.

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Good morning, what the fuck is this? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/o...

Popped over to the other place to see reactions to last nights election results. As a Virginian, never in my life have I been more tempted to drop this gif on so so many whiney posts.

As I expected you didn’t have to tack toward the center and drive over trans people on your way to doing so. Dudes who think they deserve to be in House leadership should perhaps take some fucking note.

that’s my flag 🫡

Swifties, we’re fundraising for @feedingamerica.org to help support food banks nationwide. Tomorrow, SNAP benefits will halt and the 42 million Americans who rely on them will need help. Donate $13 (or whatever you are able to) at the link below!

In today's episode of things that early in my career I did not expect to ever say in a professional capacity: "Give me a minute, I'm getting attitude from an errant robot"

My new favorite work question: Is this a tech problem on my end or is this bit of fun another "due to a lapse in Federal Appropriations..." kind of thing?

Fine, I'll say it. The vast majority of nutritional assistance (SNAP, WIC, EBT) are federal subsidies administered by states for shitty employers. States transfer costs to the federal government so that businesses don't have to pay a living wage.

Me, writing: "most taboo" Microsoft Word (flagging this disastrous phrasing and offering): "tabooest" Me: <throws laptop>

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

Saw nothing is what you saw.

What did people do before SNAP?” They died. Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival. They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.

What they need most is cash and they need it yesterday. As of November 1st 42 million Americans will lose SNAP, 6 million will lose WIC nutrition support, 900,000 Federal employees remain furloughed and 2 million are working without pay. We are reaching a crisis point.

ICYMI: As countdown continues to Nov. 1 and end of food stamp benefits, Gov. Hobbs says AZ doesn't have the resources that at least some other states have to help those who will lose their aid. tucson.com/news/state-r...

"If the SNAP program shuts down, we will have the most mass hunger suffering we've had in America since the Great Depression" 1 in 8 US residents receive SNAP benefits, the vast majority of them are children, working people, older Americans, veterans and people with disabilities

my robot interns are on the struggle bus today

Another Free Lunch Option for Furloughed Feds: “free lunch sandwiches at all Moby Dick locations” www.popville.com/2025/10/dc-f...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1989 🩵

I'm just angry responding to senatorial and congressional campaign fundraising texts today.

I bet you $20 that a millennial wrote this headline 😆

WHY NOT ME?!?!?!

I have AI research agents that bring me shutdown news and shutdown end scenarios twice a day. This one has lasted long enough that the bot's getting pretty good. so like, here's this morning's reports in case you're interested www.perplexity.ai/page/2025-go... www.perplexity.ai/page/2025-fe...

Goes w/out saying that ALL should be paid for their work. We should not, however, accept or celebrate a Go-Fund Me military.

Day 24. Sigh.

This just in: different stuff does different things