Oh no. Wait. Don’t go. www.koco.com/article/ryan...

No gloating from @thmbsup13.bsky.social ? Bring it on. Your guys are playing awesome when it counts and have earned the spot. 😜

Well, it was nice while it lasted. @mlb.com #MLB #Tigers are continuing to tank at the worst time. At this rate, they could miss the postseason to Houston. Front office fucked up big time with their deals. Wow.

Good news!!!!

Even with 20% of ABC stations still boycotting his show, I love this for Fat Satan.”

Oh, Nancy. 🤦‍♀️

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NEW: They're going to indict Jim Comey. This should be interesting.

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Disney stock is up over $1 today. 🤔 I wonder why. #Kimmel

Who's making the "It can only good happen" shirts? I want one. #taco is a fucking moron.

I led a bipartisan effort to get justice for survivors of child sexual abuse with Rep. Maria Salazar. Our bill incentivizes states to eliminate civil and criminal statutes of limitations for child sexual abuse cases. Survivors should be able to seek justice without a deadline. Read more here:

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

Sinclair is asking Jimmy Kimmel for an apology? They have it backward. They owe him an apology. #FreeSpeech #BringJimmyBack

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

It's the guns

Uh, might that be called….SOCIALISM???!!!!

He "thinks" it has? Dude, where you been for the last few years. He IS all that; there's no thinking he is. He IS! He's shown us for a long time.

They have 218 votes! Release the #EpsteinFiles!

“Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a joke.”

As much as I HATE A.J. 'Cheating Chester' Hinch, this epic meltdown by the @mlb.com #MLB #Tigers isn't his fault. The GM made bad trades and somehow made the bullpen WORSE! Front office: This shitshow is your cross to bear.

Well. #Tigers need a miracle to pull out this game. 😞😤

Tomorrow, everyone needs to tell their Evangelical Christian friends, coworkers, and family members that the #rapture DID happen, that you witnessed 2-3 people taken, and clearly they weren't the right kind of Christian to be sucked off. #TheRapture

Keep up the calls for transparency. The victims of Trump, #Epstein, et al must be held to account. Call Congress. 202-224-3121 or use @5calls.org A letter always helps, this one or many variants @resist.bot You can sign and send by texting ‘sign PUEOWL’ to 50409 resist.bot/petitions/PU...

Whoever did this is my new Bestie and they have no idea.

I'm down for that. Let's do this.

True this!

Ugh. If @mlb.com #mlb #Tigers don't win tonight... Yeah. 🥴😔😟😞🙄😥😢🤮

Of course they did. They're afraid of the big bag #taco 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I wish this #Rapture thing would hurry up. BTW, fun fact: There's NO mention of a "rapture" in the Bible. 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17 is the closest we get, but that verse has clearly been grossly misinterpreted. It's about resurrection, not being carried off to Heaven. Get it right, people. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Happy Bisexual+ Awareness Day! It's the last day of our week. 😞 #Bisexual #BisexualAwarenessDay #lgbtq

Do this Arizona! 218!

Does anyone know if there's an actual time for #therapture? I'd like to be in a high-traffic area to watch all the car crashes as people are sucked off. #Rapture

Masked Federal agents pepper spraying members of the clergy. This is America under Trump.

A school removing a book because some white people had their feelings hurt [Telegraph]

"TikTok's Algorithm Will Be Controlled by Oracle in the U.S." is a scary prospect. Giving another far-right billionaire another social media platform to use for propaganda.

Happy #Rapture Day (again), everyone!!!

#Tylenol's owners' stock took a nose dive today. It seems logical that you'd have to take MEGA doses of that stuff to have any ill effect on you. I'm not a medical professional at all, but it also seems like if you OD'd (which isn't necessarily life- threatening) it's not gonna get to the kid. 🤷‍♀️

I'm blaming The Flash for this shit. Said it before & saying it again: If that dumbfuck hadn't created Flash Point which led to Crisis on Infinite Earths that led to all Earths collapsing into 1, we wouldn't have these morons on our earth. Fuck you, Flash. And then there's Captain America... 😤

SCOTUS being lawless isn't new, but we should be prepared for their unjust decisions to target the banning of same-gender and interracial marriage, nationwide abortion access, and women's financial independence. Eventually, they'll enable prosecution of trans people, and end civil rights altogether.

#BREAKING: Over dissents from Justices Sotomayor, Kagan & Jackson, #SCOTUS grants a stay in the Slaughter case (allowing President Trump to remove the last Dem member of the FTC), *and* grants certiorari "before judgment" to decide whether to formally overrule its 1935 ruling in Humphrey's Executor.

In case you forgot, HAPPY #BISEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK! It ends tomorrow. 😞 #lgbt #lgbtq